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[life of the party]

i love this site
el em ay oh

 

[MuskratSusie]

Okay.. I know I said I wouldn't go to the site.. but you know what? I was so bored last night and I went there and this is what one of my covos was:

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You: hey
Stranger: haha
Stranger: moonwalker
Stranger: nice!
You: yep
You: God bless, bye.
Stranger: where do u get these btw?
You: lol
Stranger: 4chan?
You: myspace idk
Stranger: i usually just get pedobear
Stranger: lol
You: haha
Stranger: ;D
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye

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I was so bored.. lol. Some people would just leave, others would say stuff about that. I didn't get what they meant by "pedobear" though.

 

[tinkerbell12]

stranger: so why havent we had sex yet?


aaaaaaa scary!1111

i told him that i wasn't in the mood.
haha.

he told me he only says that to get rid of people who don't want to talk.
he was a pretty cool kid.
name was matt. ahaa

 

[wdwllamadancer]

i pretended to be an irish guy and scared someone off haha
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: not much u
You: waffles
Stranger: nice
Stranger: asl?
You: 17//m/ireland
Stranger: cool
You: you? llamas?
Stranger: im 17/f/scotland
Stranger: you like saing random words
You: cool. like chickens
Stranger: *saying
You: yes. so do you right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[life of the party]

Stranger: hello there stranger

Stranger: how tall are you?

You: 5'2"

You: why?

Stranger: i'm 6'2"

Stranger: just a unique convo starter

Stranger: instead of ASL

You: true, true.

Stranger: plus it tells me a few things

You: like what?

Stranger: depending on the unit of measurement i kinda have an idea where someone is from

Stranger: and usually depending on height it can tell you if they are most likely male or female

Stranger: so its kinda like asking a few questions in one

You: wow. you can basicaly stalk me now.

Stranger: it doesn't really tell me FOR SURE some answers

Stranger: but it kinda narrows it down

Stranger: haha how am i going to stalk you off of just your height lol

You: i dont know . you seem like a smart kiddo

You: you could measure everyone in the U.S.

You: and narrow it down that way

Stranger: lol

You: so am i male or female?

Stranger: a bit time consuming dont you think

You: eh maybe

Stranger: well i would imagine you're either female or a pretty young male

Stranger: i'll go with female

You: :O

You: your like psychic

Stranger: haha

Stranger: well my name is matt

You: hi matt

Stranger: its nice to meet you 5'2" girl

Stranger: lol

You: haha im katie

Stranger: hello Katie

Stranger: where are you from?

You: USA

You: you?

Stranger: well i suspected that

Stranger: we both used feet and inches in our height measurement

You: oh i forgot lmaoo .

Stranger: not too many places do

Stranger: what state

You: texas

You: remember the alamo

Stranger: i'm from Arizona but currently live in Las Vegas, Nevada

You: why?

Stranger: oh heck yes TEXAS

Stranger: don't mess with Texas

You: true, true.

Stranger: a have a lot of family in Texas

Stranger: been there many times

You: my dream is to be a texas ranger.

You: whats YOUR dream?

Stranger: to be a movie director

Stranger: i'm trying to go back to school to study film
You: thats fun

Stranger: and what kind of texas ranger do you mean

Stranger: you mean you want to play baseball

Stranger: or be a sheriff lol

You: no like sheriff

You: i like to take charge

You: and justice is basicaly my middle name

Stranger: you remind me of my last girlfriend lol

Stranger: no lie

Stranger: her name was Katie
Stranger: and she always liked to be in charge

Stranger: coincedence lol

 

[minniemouse440044]

Stranger: good morrow.
You: chickens
Stranger: yes
You: apples
Stranger: chickens <3
Stranger: yes
Stranger: apples <3
You: monkey
You: hippos
You: elephants
You: dogs
You: cats
Stranger: you're a fun one arent you.
You: yes, yes i am
You: do you know where ireland is?
Stranger: yes, obviously
You: where is it cause i dont know?
Stranger: you idiot, it's next to england
You: and that is?
Stranger: near france?
You: thats in florida
Stranger: attatched to wales and scotland
You: in epcot
You: in disneyworld
You: *whispers* ive been there
Stranger: wrong disneyworld, you idiot
You: excuse me sir dont get loud with me
Stranger: i am not a sir. i am simply an educated female.
You: orly
You: what are you educated in
Stranger: kthnxbye, ----head.

 

[wdwllamadancer]

hahahahaha that one is really funny rachel

 

[minniemouse440044]

hahahahaha that one is really funny rachel

hahah i know

 

[life of the party]

Stranger: you remind me of my last girlfriend lol

Stranger: no lie

Stranger: her name was Katie

Stranger: and she always liked to be in charge

Stranger: coincedence lol

You: was she hott>

You: ?*

Stranger: yes very lol

You: then me & her are very alike

You: i bet she is like my long lost cousin or something

You: was she 5'2"?

Stranger: yeah about

Stranger: not much taller

You: oh wow

You: this is so off

You: odd*

Stranger: she is originally kind of a brownish blonde

Stranger: but she's died her hair black for the past couple of years

Stranger: i liked it

You: emo?

Stranger: kinda sorta not really lol

You: hahah

You: did she cut?

You: thats bad for you.

Stranger: how old are you?

Stranger: no she didn't cut lol

Stranger: her cutting was getting plastered

Stranger: she drank alot at times

You: ooooh

Stranger: like straight out of the bottle

Stranger: no cup no shots lol

You: sheesh

You: that is so not good for you

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but i didn't know this at first

Stranger: she kinda used it as an escape

Stranger: she had some deeper issues

Stranger: her brother who was close with her committed suicide

Stranger: and her dad wasn't usually around and was kinda sketchy

You: aww

Stranger: so lets talk about something other than my ex lol

You: how about peanute butter and jelly

You: question mark

You: i love peanut butter

You: but grape jelly is not my favorite

You: i like strawberry jam

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i'm not a big peanut butter fan

Stranger: i know we just changed the subject from her lol but. . .

Stranger: you're energetic and spontaneous alot like katie haha

You: hahhaha thanks

You: but i dont drink like her . its bad for you , knocks a few years off of you . ya know?

Stranger: oh yeah

Stranger: her liver is gunna be shot when she's older lol

Stranger: good morrow.
You: chickens
Stranger: yes
You: apples
Stranger: chickens <3
Stranger: yes
Stranger: apples <3
You: monkey
You: hippos
You: elephants
You: dogs
You: cats
Stranger: you're a fun one arent you.
You: yes, yes i am
You: do you know where ireland is?
Stranger: yes, obviously
You: where is it cause i dont know?
Stranger: you idiot, it's next to england
You: and that is?
Stranger: near france?
You: thats in florida
Stranger: attatched to wales and scotland
You: in epcot
You: in disneyworld
You: *whispers* ive been there
Stranger: wrong disneyworld, you idiot
You: excuse me sir dont get loud with me
Stranger: i am not a sir. i am simply an educated female.
You: orly
You: what are you educated in
Stranger: kthnxbye, ----head.

lmaoo , ilyy rachh

 

[minniemouse440044]

You: hola pedro
Stranger: hi
Stranger: come te llama?
You: im not mexican
Stranger: neither am i
You: then why were you speaking to me in spanish
Stranger: because you said hola. ----head.
You: wow, a person called me that last convo
You: so mean
Stranger: great.
You: you really should be nice to me
Stranger: k
You: you better
Stranger: okay
You: be afraid
You: be very afraid
Stranger: you really are a ----head.
You: whys that
Stranger: because you think you're cool
You: BAHAH yeahs right
Stranger: k
Stranger: and you use the word "yeahs"
You: I DIDNT MEAN TO goodness
Stranger: k
You: and even if i did use "yeahs" why would that make me think im cool?
Stranger: no, thats why you're a ----head
You: your confusing
Stranger: then leave
You: no thanks
You: i want friends
You: will you be my buddy?
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: cause i don't really like you all that much
You: you dont even know me
Stranger: yes, i do know
You: no, no you dont
You: whats my name then
Stranger: no. i meant, i know i don't know you.
Stranger: you seem really smart
You: well i am in all advanced
You: GET ON MY LEVEL
You: please
Stranger: okay.
You: thanks
You: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


HAHAHA

 

[minniemouse440044]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: gazing out my window, watching the corn flow through the wind, you?
Stranger: chillen watching tv
Stranger: so you're by a farm eh
Stranger: how is it
You: lonely
You: scary.
You: i dont want an episode od signs to breakout on me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahahha

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

Omgz, I laughed so hard at some of these hahahaha xD

 

[minniemouse440044]

Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: bad
Stranger: why?
You: i just cut myself and blood is all over my keyboard
Stranger: =O
You: yes
Stranger: clean it up
You: nah
You: ill lick it up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: 36/m/nebraska
Stranger: ooooo
You: you
Stranger: 54/f/nj
You: you're lieing
Stranger: i know
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im 22
Stranger: ima Jersey Girl!
You: i dont care what you are haha
Stranger: ur mea =[
You: no
Stranger: mean*
You: im honest
Stranger: ima leaving
You: NO DONT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



hahaha this one is good

 

[wdwllamadancer]

rachel has the best conversations haha

 

[minniemouse440044]

rachel has the best conversations haha

hahahahaha i know!

 

[PigletGurl]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello, can I have a pepperoni pizza?
Stranger: ehm...this is mcDonalds?
You: Oh, well, I want a Junior McChicken please.
You: plain, just mayo
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you want fries with that?
Stranger: and what drink would you like?
You: Sure! A diet coke please baby
Stranger: diet?
you don't need diet,you look fine
You: Aren't you sweet with words? Fine, I'll take a regular coke, please.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: let me see...that'l be 3,95 or a date with me
You: Each choice is rather tempting i should say.
Stranger: if you want,I got my break now
I could sit with you
You: Ohh, free food and a date with gorgeous.
You: awesome

 

[metsluva57]

Stranger: hello my friend
You: hi my buddy
Stranger: do u like me?
You: no but i like mac and cheese
Stranger: what state r u from
You: turkey
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Do you believe in Allah?
Stranger: Not saying there is anything wrong with it
You: umm yeah sure...cause allah likes mac and cheese
Stranger: you are weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha. wow people are scared of me xD

 

[I Am What I Am]

OMG I am laughing so hard

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello, can I have a pepperoni pizza?
Stranger: ehm...this is mcDonalds?
You: Oh, well, I want a Junior McChicken please.
You: plain, just mayo
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you want fries with that?
Stranger: and what drink would you like?
You: Sure! A diet coke please baby
Stranger: diet?
you don't need diet,you look fine
You: Aren't you sweet with words? Fine, I'll take a regular coke, please.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: let me see...that'l be 3,95 or a date with me
You: Each choice is rather tempting i should say.
Stranger: if you want,I got my break now
I could sit with you
You: Ohh, free food and a date with gorgeous.
You: awesome

lol

 

[PigletGurl]

If you are awesome like me, then this is the conversation for you .

Stranger: heyy
You: Are you awesome?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Yeah? Why's that?
Stranger: are you??

You: Chyaaa I'm awesome!!
Stranger: because im super amazing and good looking and amazing,
Stranger: haha
Stranger: did i mention amazing?
You: :O Your amazingness is blinding!
You: *squints
Stranger: haha no doubt about it
Stranger: where ya from??
You: from the awesome caribbean. *note: awesome
You: u
Stranger: haha from the extremely awesome usa
You: if ure from california, i love you
Stranger: haha sorry, florida
You: ooo the other end then, still awesome. ive been there
Stranger: haha thanks
Stranger: how many years have you been awesome??
You: 19.5, what about you?
Stranger: 18
You: oooo very awesome
Stranger: haha for sure
You: are u an awesome male or female?
Stranger: i was just gonna ask lol
Stranger: im an awesome male
Stranger: you??
You: great (i was gonna say awesome) minds think alike :]
You: im a female
Stranger: haha very awesome!!


im getting dizzy from all that awesome