Omegle?

[Fatphil32]

Hahah I liked this one:

Stranger: I am: 17/m/usa and ii'm here for: a cute, humorous Giirl! to mayb , laugh w/ or emaiil?
You: ok
You: im a 48/m/usa looking to not get caught by chris hansen
Stranger: whos chriis hansen?
You: he's the host of Dateline NBC. he comes and finds guys like me who enjoy tracking down underage kids in the hopes of doing illegal sex acts with them
Stranger: what are u sayiing?
You: in a matter of three hours i will have all the info i need about you to find your house and most likely be arrested by the FBI if you decide to call the police with this conversation.
Stranger: ii wiill iif you dont tell me your jokiing.
You: excuse me, my mom just got done making diner so i need to go eat. i'll be back later to webcam with u

BTW, I did tell him I was joking hahaha.

 

[JulielovesDisney]

Omg!!! Best website ever!!!
Thank you alyssa!! This is making my life complete!! Lmao!!

 

[BabyPiglet]

LMFAO.

I must go to this site now.

 

[::Snow_White::]

That's really creepy. I told my friend about it and she said she was going on it and I told her no. lol. She didn't.

 

[ReelBigFish419]

lol people keep disconnecting before i can start messing with them xD

 

[WDWtraveler27]

stranger: so why havent we had sex yet?


aaaaaaa scary!1111

 

[JulielovesDisney]

stranger: so why havent we had sex yet?


aaaaaaa scary!1111

I got that one toooo!!! lmao!!
My response was "because your ugly" and then i left..lol

 

[PurpleDucky]

stranger: so why havent we had sex yet?


aaaaaaa scary!1111

omg, ran into him 3 times. XD

 

[BabyPiglet]

Lol, I love messing with these people. One was just super funny, but of course because it was so funny, it wasn't at all appropriate for the DIS.

 

[JulielovesDisney]

Lol, I love messing with these people. One was just super funny, but of course because it was so funny, it wasn't at all appropriate for the DIS.

LMAO!! Me too!! It's soo funny. I had this guy thinking I was a 21 y.o. bombshell from cali, and things started getting intense, and I left unannounced..lmao!!

 

[ReelBigFish419]

lol i finally got on that didnt disconnect nearly immediatly xD

Stranger: AAAAAAH
You: real monsters?
Stranger: under my bed :/
You: i think i hear them
You: it scares me
Stranger: yes. hahaha
Stranger: so how r u stranger?
You: scared of the monsters
You: will you protect me forever?
You: like a guardian angel?
Stranger: yes i will
You: hellz to the yeah!!!

 

[Fatphil32]

stranger: so why havent we had sex yet?


aaaaaaa scary!1111

omg, ran into him 3 times. XD

I got that one toooo!!! lmao!!
My response was "because your ugly" and then i left..lol

lol wow I got him once.. I gave him a response and he said LMFAO. Totally get banned from DIS for posting it, though haha.

 

[PurpleDucky]

lol wow I got him once.. I gave him a response and he said LMFAO. Totally get banned from DIS for posting it, though haha.

you should send me a message on aim and tell me, lol

 

[WDWtraveler27]

You: hi
Stranger: hei
Stranger: m?
You: m
You: US
You: u?
Stranger: is male?
You: yes
You: in US
You: were u be?
You: waffles
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i think i scared him

 

[ReelBigFish419]

this prolly sucks but it made me lol

Stranger: hi
Stranger: where from
You: hello
You: from the great land of narnia
Stranger: what?
You: my friend the lion would like to speak with you
Stranger: are u ok?
You: you should probably go to him, he has anger issues
Stranger: go to see doctor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xD

 

[Fatphil32]

you should send me a message on aim and tell me, lol

haha you're offline.

 

[PurpleDucky]

it's VIVA la devann
not xxloveli lol

 

[WDWtraveler27]

i keep scaring them away

You: hi
Stranger: yoo
You: were u from?
Stranger: Holland
You: kool
You: im from Narnia
You: my lion friend wants to talk to u
You: RAWR

You: he left now
Stranger: too bad
You: yup

 

[JulielovesDisney]

Stranger: yo
You: hi there
Stranger: BOO
You: i like meatballs, do you?
Stranger: depends what sort
You: thats all i eat are meatballs
You: i love them sooo much
Stranger: wow thats alot of meatballs
You: i'm eating one now actually. my mom says that why im 355lbs at age 23
You: i don't beleieve her though
You: i just love meatballs!!!!
Stranger: i love spagetti.
You: i don't have any friends
Stranger: probably as much as you like meat balls
You: my only friends are meatballs, but then i eat them, so they aren't my friends anymore and i can't talk to them
You: will you be my first non-meatball friend?
Stranger: sure why not. you seem normal enough

I LOVE THIS PERSON!!

 

[BabyPiglet]

Stranger: yo
You: hi there
Stranger: BOO
You: i like meatballs, do you?
Stranger: depends what sort
You: thats all i eat are meatballs
You: i love them sooo much
Stranger: wow thats alot of meatballs
You: i'm eating one now actually. my mom says that why im 355lbs at age 23
You: i don't beleieve her though
You: i just love meatballs!!!!
Stranger: i love spagetti.
You: i don't have any friends
Stranger: probably as much as you like meat balls
You: my only friends are meatballs, but then i eat them, so they aren't my friends anymore and i can't talk to them
You: will you be my first non-meatball friend?
Stranger: sure why not. you seem normal enough

I LOVE THIS PERSON!!

Lmfao, Julie!

I just had the best conversation with SOMEONE, and we were both messing with each other. It was so hilarious.