Omegle?

[BabyPiglet]

You: hey hey.
Stranger: do you mind if i talk to you about Jesus?
You: no i dont mind
You: i heart jesus
Stranger: I like Jesus
Stranger: Good!
Stranger: that makes us happy
You: Us?
You: Are you jesus?
Stranger: Me and Jesus
You: That's good.
Stranger: Can we borrow some money?
You: Sure. How much?
Stranger: Jesus likes to play xbox
You: I see.
Stranger: I already got a wii, but he is more into the hardcore games
You: Of course, of course.
Stranger: Jesus needs enough for a 360 pro hed never fill 120 gigs
Stranger: year of live too
You: Ohhhh, I see.
You: What do I get in exchange?
Stranger: Jesus has a paypal account
Stranger: Eternal Salvation
You: That's perfect. Okay, I will wire that money right away.
Stranger: OK well If you just gave him your credit card itd probably be faster
You: Yeah, probably. Should I give it to you or him? OMG CAN I TALK TO HIM!?
Stranger: Hold on
You: I've always wanted to talk to jesus.
Stranger: I'll put him on
Stranger: Sup?
You: Hey Jesus!
Stranger: Hello
You: So you want some money?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Anything for you! (btw, you are quieter than I thought jesus was).
Stranger: Still waters run deep
You: That was deep.
You: So jesus-like.
Stranger: Yup
You: Okay, so I think I'll give you my credit card now?
Stranger: Thats cool bro, whatev
You: Lol jesus, you talk so sassy.

Haha, this is so fun to occupy my boredom.

 

[StitchfansJr]

hahaha. I love omegle. xD I made a friend off of it. She lives in WI. xD

 

[tinkerbell12]

that made me laugh. ahaha.

 

[ms.tinkerpoo]

i just went to omegle today, just because i wanted to see what it was all about.
so far i've met 3 creeps. about 2 "normal people". and i just got rid of my first perv.

 

[ms.tinkerpoo]

lmao. i just got done talking to this one kid...
i asked him his info first, and then confused him.
then i said...billy, my son...is that you.
you need to get off the computer and off that site right now.
he left...

 

[Disney.Ears]

Julie&Jenny I think I just died laughing.

 

[JulielovesDisney]

You: hey hey.
Stranger: do you mind if i talk to you about Jesus?
You: no i dont mind
You: i heart jesus
Stranger: I like Jesus
Stranger: Good!
Stranger: that makes us happy
You: Us?
You: Are you jesus?
Stranger: Me and Jesus
You: That's good.
Stranger: Can we borrow some money?
You: Sure. How much?
Stranger: Jesus likes to play xbox
You: I see.
Stranger: I already got a wii, but he is more into the hardcore games
You: Of course, of course.
Stranger: Jesus needs enough for a 360 pro hed never fill 120 gigs
Stranger: year of live too
You: Ohhhh, I see.
You: What do I get in exchange?
Stranger: Jesus has a paypal account
Stranger: Eternal Salvation
You: That's perfect. Okay, I will wire that money right away.
Stranger: OK well If you just gave him your credit card itd probably be faster
You: Yeah, probably. Should I give it to you or him? OMG CAN I TALK TO HIM!?
Stranger: Hold on
You: I've always wanted to talk to jesus.
Stranger: I'll put him on
Stranger: Sup?
You: Hey Jesus!
Stranger: Hello
You: So you want some money?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Anything for you! (btw, you are quieter than I thought jesus was).
Stranger: Still waters run deep
You: That was deep.
You: So jesus-like.
Stranger: Yup
You: Okay, so I think I'll give you my credit card now?
Stranger: Thats cool bro, whatev
You: Lol jesus, you talk so sassy.

Haha, this is so fun to occupy my boredom.

I almost peed myself laughing at that!!!!!!!

 

[JulielovesDisney]

Stranger: asl
You: 100/m/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess he/she didn't wanna talk to grampa!

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Stranger: asl
You: 100/m/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess he/she didn't wanna talk to grampa!

 

[andy.b]

What's with this today? I've had two people in a row ask me if I was a girl, and when I told them no, they left right away. Such sad people... Yesterday I had three actual conversations with only one bad one where the person told me I should die.

 

[Fatphil32]

What's with this today? I've had two people in a row ask me if I was a girl, and when I told them no, they left right away. Such sad people... Yesterday I had three actual conversations with only one bad one where the person told me I should die.

Pretend to be Derrick Turnbow. Tell them all your friends left you after you decided to start sucking.

 

[andy.b]

Pretend to be Derrick Turnbow. Tell them all your friends left you after you decided to start sucking.

Lmao, people probably dont even know who he is anymore.

 

[metsluva57]

haha. i was pretending to be a person from iraq in the beggining and then i was being edward from twilight xD. I scared them away ]:

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/ f/ iraq
You: u?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: suuuurreee
Stranger: i'm 12 f japan
Stranger: boring
You: i had japanese food last night...from iraq
Stranger: i had iraqi food last night...from japan
You: what if im not the hero. what if i'm...the bad guy?
Stranger: you can be my hero...baby
You: bella, is that you? love edward
Stranger: :s
You: edward, shes not one of us!
You: i dont like water
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i was being edward, and she thought i was being real xD

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

In order to get out of a conversation...i told the person that my cat just puked on my brother...? XD

 

[BeyondHorizons]

I had some awesome conversations today... haha, they were funny.
One of them revolved solely around guavas..

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Please dont tell me this was someone from the dis :

Stranger: hi
You: Ello matey
Stranger: Want a riddle?
You: Shoi.
Stranger: What goes 'Pop pop pop' and then is gone?
You: RICE KRISPIES
Stranger: nope
You: ...no?
Stranger: Want a clue?
You: uhm, but they do...
Stranger: LIES
You: LIAR YOURSELF
Stranger: Want a clue?
You: fine..
Stranger: Pop pop pop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I almost peed myself.

 

[wdwllamadancer]

I am reading these conversations and laughing out loud, getting strange looks from family.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I am reading these conversastions and laughing out loud, getting strange looks from family.

Me too lol

 

[life of the party]

thats creepy.
what the heck are you friends doing?
lmaoo .

 

[crazytp93]

Stranger: my feet smells like red wine
You: Sweet mine too.
Stranger: really we have so much in common
Stranger: have you tried licking em?
You: yeah
You: I failed though.
Stranger: but mine arent that sweet kinda bitter
Stranger: failed youre not quite flexible if you cant suck your own feet
You: if you can suck your own feet you belong in a circus.
Stranger: You really cant?
You: No I can't can you?
Stranger: Well i am pretty flexible
Stranger: I can even place both my feets behind my neck at the same time
You: Damn thats skilll.
Stranger: Looks pretty sick
Stranger: Yeah but kinda useless though
You: Yeah. Must be lonely for you haha
Stranger: I havent ever figured any situation whee that feat is useable
You: Cool.
Stranger: Do you like pudding?
You: Yup. Vanilla and Chocolate.
Stranger: Chocolate is the best
Stranger: maybe some icing on top