Omegle?

u guys should post your conversations if they are really funny
 
u guys should post your conversations if they are really funny

... mine got a little inappropriate. The dude asked me for my MySpace so I gave him my best friend's [who's a guy] and he added him lol.
 

i always get a dude. they always ask me for my pic. i show them a fake pic from google ;)
 
Here it is...It's long, but awesome.
Stranger: got anything interesting you'd like to share?
You: Um...I like music?
Stranger: even my deaf friend likes music
You: Ah, does your blind friend like paintings too?
Stranger: what's your name?
Stranger: I don't have any blind friends
You: Andy
You: I don't have blind or deaf friends..
Stranger: you have friends though, don't you?
You: Do you count?
Stranger: 1,2,3,...
Stranger: ;P
You: I have 78 gazillion friends
Stranger: more than on this planet, but none have any disabilities?
You: Not that I know of
Stranger: are you really, hitler?
You: ouch
Stranger: lol
You: I have 78 gazillion friends, but I actually healed some with my wizard powers
Stranger: oh... now why didn't you say.. you're a wizzard.. that's more interesting
You: Yeah, I dabble in wizardry
Stranger: did you go to hogwarts?
You: Nope, home schooled
You: Why would I pay to go to school, when I could just spend money on fun things?
Stranger: so you've read the books then?
You: Dr. Seuss books?
Stranger: oh.. I've read them... I read them most weeks
You: Hop on Pop?
Stranger: pop on hop
You: No, that's not right.
Stranger: didn't say it was
Stranger: pop hops
You: The Cat in the Hat?
Stranger: fox in sox
Stranger: yeah, seriously, I've read them all
You: Read what?
Stranger: DR Seuss
You: What's that?
(That part made me lol for real.)
Stranger: that's that
You: Oh
You: bye...
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

That's hysterical :rotfl2:

I've never heard of this site before, but now I'm tempted to check it out myself. Which I know, is what OP what advising againts... Call me a rebel :upsidedow
 
Haha, new one.

Stranger: ok so you know where virginia is?
You: yeah...
Stranger: yea im in the state west of it
You: oh, north carolina
Stranger: no thats south sir
You: oh, south carolina?
Stranger: thats south of north carolina
You: no wait...thats colorado
Stranger: i live in west virginia
Stranger: colorado?
You: oregon?
Stranger: thats west of texas
You: whats a texas?
Stranger: thats way west
Stranger: now you are screwing with me
You: haha, yeah
You: i was screwing with you when i said north carolina
 
Haha, new one.

Stranger: ok so you know where virginia is?
You: yeah...
Stranger: yea im in the state west of it
You: oh, north carolina
Stranger: no thats south sir
You: oh, south carolina?
Stranger: thats south of north carolina
You: no wait...thats colorado
Stranger: i live in west virginia
Stranger: colorado?
You: oregon?
Stranger: thats west of texas
You: whats a texas?
Stranger: thats way west
Stranger: now you are screwing with me
You: haha, yeah
You: i was screwing with you when i said north carolina

tht was u??
just kidding
 
Haha, new one.

Stranger: ok so you know where virginia is?
You: yeah...
Stranger: yea im in the state west of it
You: oh, north carolina
Stranger: no thats south sir
You: oh, south carolina?
Stranger: thats south of north carolina
You: no wait...thats colorado
Stranger: i live in west virginia
Stranger: colorado?
You: oregon?
Stranger: thats west of texas
You: whats a texas?
Stranger: thats way west
Stranger: now you are screwing with me
You: haha, yeah
You: i was screwing with you when i said north carolina

this made me literally lol.
 
That's hysterical :rotfl2:

I've never heard of this site before, but now I'm tempted to check it out myself. Which I know, is what OP what advising againts... Call me a rebel :upsidedow

Hahahh. Not against, just warning that there are creepers still even though there are some people actually there for good reasons.

Some people get the weirdos automatically requesting pictures/webcam/etc. but some actually get the people who want to talk....normally.
 
Hahahh. Not against, just warning that there are creepers still even though there are some people actually there for good reasons.

Some people get the weirdos automatically requesting pictures/webcam/etc. but some actually get the people who want to talk....normally.

Yeah, I hope I get a normal person :)
 
Well that was lovely. I got some wanna-be gangsta first try.

Yo (censored)!

Wassup-wassup?
 
Stranger: Hey ther.
Stranger: *There
You: so your a rapist?
Stranger: ... What?
Stranger: H...how did... you know?
You: idk it sent me a message
Stranger: ... Uhhhh...


HAHAHHAH
 
Haha, new one.

Stranger: ok so you know where virginia is?
You: yeah...
Stranger: yea im in the state west of it
You: oh, north carolina
Stranger: no thats south sir
You: oh, south carolina?
Stranger: thats south of north carolina
You: no wait...thats colorado
Stranger: i live in west virginia
Stranger: colorado?
You: oregon?
Stranger: thats west of texas
You: whats a texas?
Stranger: thats way west
Stranger: now you are screwing with me
You: haha, yeah
You: i was screwing with you when i said north carolina

hahaha! that was great.
 
if you talk to someone and they say 'heyy' it's most likely me, lol.
or 'i heard you were a registered sex offender. whatsup with that'
 
if you talk to someone and they say 'heyy' it's most likely me, lol.

There's over 3000 people on that website and we're expected to know it's you when we see someone say heyy?
 
There's over 3000 people on that website and we're expected to know it's you when we see someone say heyy?

nobody else has said it to me. lol
besides. i'm saying herro prease now lol
 










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