Old sayings

[Born 2 Fish]

Crap happens

I have a boss, his name is Jeff.
Jeff happens.

 

[des1954]

Get off the toilet! Give someone else a chance!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I'll slap you to the back side o' no where.

Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

He was slobbering over that gal like a new born calf.

He's like a dog with a bone

Busy as a one-eyed man at a burlesque show

I'm going to jerk a knot in your tail.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Don’t get your drawers/panties in a wad.

If the good lord is willing and the creeks don’t rise.

That’s a mouthful.

The cat’s out of the bag.

Gonna come a gully washer.

I’ll give you the long and short of it.

I’ve got other fish to fry. (this is my favorite)