*Old* Girls only Vegas thread. See new link in first post. Thanks!

[wendylady36]

You never know. Your true love could be handing out flyers on the strip. This could be you

I always wanted to marry a guy that hands out flyers for a living. It's been a dream of mine since I was a little girl.

Who wants to be my maid of honor!?

 

[Stacerita]

I always wanted to marry a guy that hands out flyers for a living. It's been a dream of mine since I was a little girl.

Who wants to be my maid of honor!?

Im a kick *** maid of of honor.

Just don't make me wear a butt bow.

 

[wendylady36]

If he's rich, is it ok then?

As long as he's cute too! (I know, I ask for a lot, don't I?)

I'll give Wendy all my drinks after I've posed with them so she'll get drunk and SHE can do karaoke, I'll film it and put it on youtube for millions to see.
Oh, but don't tell her.......

Scary thing is, I probably would after a few drinks. But if you post it, you die!

 

[wendylady36]

Im a kick *** maid of of honor.

Just don't make me wear a butt bow.

Well then, looks like I have my maid of honor! No butt bow required! I'll even make sure Elvis is there.

 

[mommaU4]

Hey, don't be knockin' the quickie chapels!! I got married at the Graceland Wedding Chapel complete with ELVIS. (I had to pay extra for him!!!!!)


AMYSUE

Well, hey there stranger! Why don't you join us in Vegas and take us down your memory lane.

Oh, and Elvis is always worth paying extra for.

 

[grumpyvet]

Well look who has come out of hiding. Thought you were in the witness relocation program or something..

Not the witness relocation program, more like a Troll's den or something. I've been in a funk....for awhile.

Is that what they are called? LOL Then I'm one baby!! Barry is HOT!

In the Copa Copa-cabana, hottest spot....

Who wants to be my maid of honor!?

Oh pick me, pick me...but I am old, so have to be a Matron, and only if I get to wear a dress with a hoop, butt bow and in a color not found in nature!!!



AMYSUE

 

[Stacerita]

Well then, looks like I have my maid of honor! No butt bow required! I'll even make sure Elvis is there.

WooWhooo! I'm in! We can double the week there as a bachelorette party for you too then.

 

[mommaU4]

I always wanted to marry a guy that hands out flyers for a living. It's been a dream of mine since I was a little girl.

Who wants to be my maid of honor!?

These aren't just any flyers. They are special. We'll pick you up a few.

Stacie can be your MOH, but I want to be in charge of entertainment at your bachelorette party.

As long as he's cute too! (I know, I ask for a lot, don't I?)




Scary thing is, I probably would after a few drinks. But if you post it, you die!

If he's got money, who needs cuteness? Enough money will make anyone cute. LOL

I'd never really post it. Silly girl. I mean, you trust me right?

 

[grumpyvet]

Well, hey there stranger! Why don't you join us in Vegas and take us down your memory lane.

Oh, and Elvis is always worth paying extra for.

You say that, but I was married in '96 when they only had the older Elvis impersonator. Go on their website now, and the impersonator is the young, and not so paunchy ELVIS!!!

 

[Stacerita]

Not the witness relocation program, more like a Troll's den or something. I've been in a funk....for awhile.



In the Copa Copa-cabana, hottest spot....



Oh pick me, pick me...but I am old, so have to be a Matron, and only if I get to wear a dress with a hoop, butt bow and in a color not found in nature!!!



AMYSUE

Well glad you are back.

Remember, Lola wanted to be a star, but Tony always tended bar.

And yes, those are the requirements for being a Matron of honor. The maid of honor gets to wear a cute dress, in a slimming color, and gets the pick of the hottest male attendant in the room.

 

[mommaU4]

Not the witness relocation program, more like a Troll's den or something. I've been in a funk....for awhile.



In the Copa Copa-cabana, hottest spot....



Oh pick me, pick me...but I am old, so have to be a Matron, and only if I get to wear a dress with a hoop, butt bow and in a color not found in nature!!!



AMYSUE

Well, snap out of the funk and start getting funky!

OK, that was dumb, LOL, but it's good to see ya!

So you WANT the butt bow?

Now I'm going to have to play that song so I can hear the rest of it.....

 

[Stacerita]

If he's got money, who needs cuteness? Enough money will make anyone cute. LOL

That and drinking. The more drinks you have, the cuter they get.

You say that, but I was married in '96 when they only had the older Elvis impersonator. Go on their website now, and the impersonator is the young, and not so paunchy ELVIS!!!

Oh, so you got the "real" Elivis impersonator.

 

[wendylady36]

Oh pick me, pick me...but I am old, so have to be a Matron, and only if I get to wear a dress with a hoop, butt bow and in a color not found in nature!!!
AMYSUE

Yay, a Matron of Honor! I'll make sure that you wear something EXTRA special.

WooWhooo! I'm in! We can double the week there as a bachelorette party for you too then.

Yay, a bachlorette party and a wedding! I"ll be doing Vegas the right way for my first time!

These aren't just any flyers. They are special. We'll pick you up a few.

Special flyers? I can't wait to see them.

Stacie can be your MOH, but I want to be in charge of entertainment at your bachelorette party.

You got it!

If he's got money, who needs cuteness? Enough money will make anyone cute. LOL

I need cuteness! I suppose I could always divorce the guy and take all his money and find a new husband, right?

I'd never really post it. Silly girl. I mean, you trust me right?

Yeah sure, I trust you.

 

[mommaU4]

WooWhooo! I'm in! We can double the week there as a bachelorette party for you too then.

We should pretend it's really her bachelorette party! She might get special attention at the OG.

You say that, but I was married in '96 when they only had the older Elvis impersonator. Go on their website now, and the impersonator is the young, and not so paunchy ELVIS!!!

Well, if they've got the hot young one now, it might be time for me to look into renewing my vows.

 

[grumpyvet]

That and drinking. The more drinks you have, the cuter they get.r.

Otherwise known as BEER VISION!!!!

AMYSUE

 

[mommaU4]

That and drinking. The more drinks you have, the cuter they get.

Exactly! There are always ways to make it work. True love (of money) knows no limits.

I need cuteness! I suppose I could always divorce the guy and take all his money and find a new husband, right?

Now your catching on! It can all work out in the end. When you are a rich divorcee just remember the friends who helped you get there.

We've got plans for your bachelorette party, marriage and divorce all in the span of one week in Vegas.

 

[mommaU4]

Otherwise known as BEER VISION!!!!

AMYSUE

Beer vision can work wonders!

 

[wendylady36]

We've got plans for your bachelorette party, marriage and divorce all in the span of one week in Vegas.

This trip is going to be awesome!

 

[Stacerita]

We should pretend it's really her bachelorette party! She might get special attention at the OG.

That sounds like a plan. We should make sure we get her one of those Bride to be sashes.

Otherwise known as BEER VISION!!!!

AMYSUE

Beer Googles

Exactly! There are always ways to make it work. True love (of money that is) know no limits.



Now your catching on! It can all work out in the end. When you are a rich divorcee just remember the friends who helped you get there.

We've got plans for your bachelorette party, marriage and divorce all in the span of one week in Vegas.

Tis life on the strip.

 

[Stacerita]

Beer vision can work wonders!

YOu always find the best graphics