Raulandpinboy
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The Animal kingdom event as seen through the eyes of a man without a loincloth, but a darn cute butt. And its not a zoo
not my butt the event.
It was a bright sunny day when we arrived at the animal kingdom lodge. We got there early, so Robin (perndweler) invited us up to her room, far be it from me to turn down a ladies request to go up to her room
We got there and she had one of those rooms that looks into the animal pen were wild vicious creatures roam Typical I was thinking Jurassic Park, but I got a kids goat petting zoo, nobody was eaten, but I did see a chicken Well there was Michaels cake, we tore it apart and made primeval grunting sounds and pounded or chests as we devoured it, but that was only because we could not find any silverware.
We then stared at the room across the way were Lori informed us that every day at exactly 7:00am a man who needs a tan very badly comes out in the buff and welcomes the new day. We actually found out that this is Disney's way of scaring all the tourist back into their rooms, so they can truck in the animals for the day since they are to overfed to walk in by themselves.
It was then that Michael discovered that his camera was missing, but that it was found at MGM I volunteered to go get it with Mean Laureen Silly silly man never never trust me, I always have an ulterior motive. Nice pictures huh
After the camera was rescued, and a few pictures were added to his collection. We headed back to the AK for the grand event.
We found there were three groups there. I wondered why so many groups of pin traders, and why some were better dressed than others, so I put on my boa and went to ask who they were.
It seems there were three groups there a Proctologist convention, the Dino Pinorama pepole, and a gynecologists convention . Didn't we just fit right there in the middle right between pee and poop, there's pins.
They said we could go in at 6:30 but it was 6:45 and the troops were getting restless you know how pin people get, first they threw a beach ball around like hey do in concerts it was cute, then they threw a pin bag, then as 7:00 pm rolled around they threw a super trader around that was not pretty.
I then made mistake #1 of the evening, I had to go so I went to the bathroom with my boa on, its amazing how quiet it gets in men's room when a guy wearing a boa enters so I just stood there did my business while singing the ballad of the green berets, and the theme to Rawhide Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies moving Yeehawww. I love being me.
Well lets get this thing going suddenly the gynecologists are going in why them not us is it because their parts are in front, why not us why do we have to wait with the poop people. I went to the gate, and tried to convince them I was an amateur gynecologist in training, but I was sent back with crowd to wait with well you know the poop people.
Then we had to wait for a very loonnnnng message from Chester and Hester Memo to Disney do not keep pin people from pins for more than 20 minutes or you will loose more than two super traders per event. (just a friendly warning)
Finally were in and its off to get pins yes!!! nooooooo its off to see the Tarzan show, but are there pins in the Tarzan show, no there's Tarzan at the Tarzan, but when he comes out the women go wild and sometimes take their tops off . Really, well I'm there then.
The show was cute, roller-blading guys in monkey suits, and sure enough when the Tarzan guy showed up the women did go wild, and one lady did take her top off, but she was 76 years old and well lets just not go there shall we.
Somebody did yell look its Ed in his loincloth, who ever that was thank you, the checks in the mail.
After the show we were allowed to go into the Dino Rama area and play games for tickets to get yes you guessed it PINS!!!! And the crowd went wild pushing kids out of the way, stepping on old people it was nuts but fun.
I was playing the water game, you know aim into a clowns mouth raise the ball to the top, the winner gets a stuffed something, and tickets yessssssssss. I was playing and then I noticed Robin sitting next to me yelling at the attendant "come on already you moron lets play" it would have been sad except all the pin people were yelling or throwing things at him, poor guy started to cry, you think those pin people cared hmmmmm no there was a wet paint and a Mickey for president to be had emotions are secondary flip the switch and lets go already you nerd (sorry dude)
By the time I had enough tickets to get a pin, there was only two rack pins left from the 1000 they started with. Sigh oh well maybe next year.
But now it was time for the food, for a moment I thought they got the menus mixed and we got the wrong meal since the Proctologist and Gynecologists were here in the park as well, maybe we got their food by mistake because we got
Disclaimer The following comments were made a man who needs sleep, pity him for he knows not what he says, and was possessed at the time he wrote this.
. Proctologist and Gynecologists were here in the park as well maybe we got their food by mistake, because we got well Fish and Rump roast. Thank you folks I'm here all week
good night everybody.
Mean Laureen just fell over onto the floor Mathew please help her up and remove the edit button from her hand Thank you.
Am I dead yet . How about now.
At one point they ran out of meat and we kept going back to wait but got nothing but a come back later please, I walked by a line and found Lori just standing there with a plate in her hand, I went up to her and she looked right at me with this look of . Well it scared me, and howled I'm first in line for meat. Lets just say as excited, as I was to hear that I was also very scared so I left.
But wait, After a while meat did appear, and I got two pieces on my plate, but as I started to leave a man dressed in white I thought he was a proctologist at first ran at me knocked my plate out of my hands and yelled "THAT'S NOT MEAT MAN ITS LAMB" I turned screamed and ran, stopped looked back said wait yea so what, but he was gone. Hmmmm makes you wonder don't it.
Okay okay with my apologies to everybody about the fish rump thing, we go on to the egg dig this is were you pull an egg out of the sand, but some people did not grasp the concept and were just taking a hand full of sand instead. I got my egg and inside was an AP Flubber . No relax kids I did not get it, but a lady did who was later on in the evening scared to death in the locker room by one of the persons in our little group with threats of "so does anybody know you're here", and "how long before you go missing will you be missed'. (nice one you know who you are mister)
Then the Grandkids decided they wanted to ride the Dino ride so we were off we ran into Larry and Jim Mathews so we scooped them along and forced Err I mean invited them to ride with us.
Well were all in a weird mood anyway so when the guy that checks our belts came back we pulled him into the car with us, that was the first clue things were going to be weird, next the ride was started just us the screaming cast member and two stunned gentlemen in the back (guess who that was)
we then started screaming and didn't stop until the ride ended not just hoo hoo eeek type screams we're talking YAAAAAAAA and SCRRREEEEAAAAMMMM type, at the end of the ride he cast member ran, and the two gentlemen stayed in their seats not wanting to be seen leaving with us.
On the way out a gentleman who obviously had used up his drink vouchers and others as well, approached me and said "say aren't you Larry's son". Just then Larry was walking behind me, I turned and said well hey dad. The look of fear in the mans face was worth 10 AP Flubbers, I turned to the other man and said yes why yes, yes I am. (What's one more rumor huh Larry) hey if you were to . Like uhmm you know die, or something do I get the money.
If yes I love you Daddy, If no then mom was right, you were never there for us, and I hate you.
There feel the love, by this time it was time for us to stand in line and get our pins. Just then the DJ announce it was last call to ride the rides before the fireworks. Just then Michelle appeared like a demon possessed pulled me out of line and yelled we ridding honey. So we were off to the whirl ride thing, with Mean Laureen who had just finished her 125 minute friends and family cell phone call to Jeff in Arizona Jeff got the audio tour of the event and only had to pay her $75 for that, so it was a good deal, but he picked the wrong color egg and was yelled at, sorry Jeff next time stick to red.
We got to the ride and were told the DJ was wrong the ride was already closed, needless to say you do not tell Michelle she can not ride the ride, a manager was asked for and one was gotten, then a screaming match got escalated into a down in the mud fist fight kicking screaming, and then as we pulled Michelle off the now in the fetal position cast member, he said the wrong thing, he looked right at her and said "look lady next time choose rides or pins you cant have both" .
The following scene was edited by yours truly, small children please leave room.
That person just put himself into the worst position possible when surrounded by pin people, let us say bent over butt cheeks high up in the air awaiting oncoming foot good thing the proctologist are still around.
It took 10 pin type people to pull Michelle away as she screamed "you know what you are your just an angry little man" and "get therapy you big meanie"
She sure was cute though, good choice in spouse there Manny.
Ah well back to the pin line and now it was time to get our pins, just as the fireworks started, right over our heads and then as the burning embers came down on top of us, and pin people were diving under tables, women were screaming, and with the combination of fireworks, lights, noise, the small fires everywhere, and the heat, it was like being back in desert storm, then the guy next to me lost it looked right at me yelled Charlie's out there man and jumped into the bushes.
A perfect ending to a perfect day.
Then later on I hooked up with the proctologist and gynecologist, now those guys know how to party, and man the jokes they tell.
Disclaimer.
Because that's why, I don't know I just sit down and it comes to me. Larry is not my father, well not that I know of anyway. Let it go with the fish thing will ya. Dana uhmmm can I use my Cuban passport on the cruise and on our way past the island can you drop me off, thanks. Tell me something good yea yea tell me that you love me yeaaaaaa. Eddie has left the house Y'all rock out peace seeeeeeee ya.
It was a bright sunny day when we arrived at the animal kingdom lodge. We got there early, so Robin (perndweler) invited us up to her room, far be it from me to turn down a ladies request to go up to her room
We got there and she had one of those rooms that looks into the animal pen were wild vicious creatures roam Typical I was thinking Jurassic Park, but I got a kids goat petting zoo, nobody was eaten, but I did see a chicken Well there was Michaels cake, we tore it apart and made primeval grunting sounds and pounded or chests as we devoured it, but that was only because we could not find any silverware.
We then stared at the room across the way were Lori informed us that every day at exactly 7:00am a man who needs a tan very badly comes out in the buff and welcomes the new day. We actually found out that this is Disney's way of scaring all the tourist back into their rooms, so they can truck in the animals for the day since they are to overfed to walk in by themselves.
It was then that Michael discovered that his camera was missing, but that it was found at MGM I volunteered to go get it with Mean Laureen Silly silly man never never trust me, I always have an ulterior motive. Nice pictures huh
After the camera was rescued, and a few pictures were added to his collection. We headed back to the AK for the grand event.
We found there were three groups there. I wondered why so many groups of pin traders, and why some were better dressed than others, so I put on my boa and went to ask who they were.
It seems there were three groups there a Proctologist convention, the Dino Pinorama pepole, and a gynecologists convention . Didn't we just fit right there in the middle right between pee and poop, there's pins.
They said we could go in at 6:30 but it was 6:45 and the troops were getting restless you know how pin people get, first they threw a beach ball around like hey do in concerts it was cute, then they threw a pin bag, then as 7:00 pm rolled around they threw a super trader around that was not pretty.
I then made mistake #1 of the evening, I had to go so I went to the bathroom with my boa on, its amazing how quiet it gets in men's room when a guy wearing a boa enters so I just stood there did my business while singing the ballad of the green berets, and the theme to Rawhide Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies moving Yeehawww. I love being me.
Well lets get this thing going suddenly the gynecologists are going in why them not us is it because their parts are in front, why not us why do we have to wait with the poop people. I went to the gate, and tried to convince them I was an amateur gynecologist in training, but I was sent back with crowd to wait with well you know the poop people.
Then we had to wait for a very loonnnnng message from Chester and Hester Memo to Disney do not keep pin people from pins for more than 20 minutes or you will loose more than two super traders per event. (just a friendly warning)
Finally were in and its off to get pins yes!!! nooooooo its off to see the Tarzan show, but are there pins in the Tarzan show, no there's Tarzan at the Tarzan, but when he comes out the women go wild and sometimes take their tops off . Really, well I'm there then.
The show was cute, roller-blading guys in monkey suits, and sure enough when the Tarzan guy showed up the women did go wild, and one lady did take her top off, but she was 76 years old and well lets just not go there shall we.
Somebody did yell look its Ed in his loincloth, who ever that was thank you, the checks in the mail.
After the show we were allowed to go into the Dino Rama area and play games for tickets to get yes you guessed it PINS!!!! And the crowd went wild pushing kids out of the way, stepping on old people it was nuts but fun.
I was playing the water game, you know aim into a clowns mouth raise the ball to the top, the winner gets a stuffed something, and tickets yessssssssss. I was playing and then I noticed Robin sitting next to me yelling at the attendant "come on already you moron lets play" it would have been sad except all the pin people were yelling or throwing things at him, poor guy started to cry, you think those pin people cared hmmmmm no there was a wet paint and a Mickey for president to be had emotions are secondary flip the switch and lets go already you nerd (sorry dude)
By the time I had enough tickets to get a pin, there was only two rack pins left from the 1000 they started with. Sigh oh well maybe next year.
But now it was time for the food, for a moment I thought they got the menus mixed and we got the wrong meal since the Proctologist and Gynecologists were here in the park as well, maybe we got their food by mistake because we got
Disclaimer The following comments were made a man who needs sleep, pity him for he knows not what he says, and was possessed at the time he wrote this.
. Proctologist and Gynecologists were here in the park as well maybe we got their food by mistake, because we got well Fish and Rump roast.
Thank you folks I'm here all week
good night everybody.Mean Laureen just fell over onto the floor Mathew please help her up and remove the edit button from her hand Thank you.
Am I dead yet . How about now.
At one point they ran out of meat and we kept going back to wait but got nothing but a come back later please, I walked by a line and found Lori just standing there with a plate in her hand, I went up to her and she looked right at me with this look of . Well it scared me, and howled I'm first in line for meat. Lets just say as excited, as I was to hear that I was also very scared so I left.
But wait, After a while meat did appear, and I got two pieces on my plate, but as I started to leave a man dressed in white I thought he was a proctologist at first ran at me knocked my plate out of my hands and yelled "THAT'S NOT MEAT MAN ITS LAMB" I turned screamed and ran, stopped looked back said wait yea so what, but he was gone. Hmmmm makes you wonder don't it.
Okay okay with my apologies to everybody about the fish rump thing, we go on to the egg dig this is were you pull an egg out of the sand, but some people did not grasp the concept and were just taking a hand full of sand instead. I got my egg and inside was an AP Flubber . No relax kids I did not get it, but a lady did who was later on in the evening scared to death in the locker room by one of the persons in our little group with threats of "so does anybody know you're here", and "how long before you go missing will you be missed'. (nice one you know who you are mister)
Then the Grandkids decided they wanted to ride the Dino ride so we were off we ran into Larry and Jim Mathews so we scooped them along and forced Err I mean invited them to ride with us.
Well were all in a weird mood anyway so when the guy that checks our belts came back we pulled him into the car with us, that was the first clue things were going to be weird, next the ride was started just us the screaming cast member and two stunned gentlemen in the back (guess who that was)
we then started screaming and didn't stop until the ride ended not just hoo hoo eeek type screams we're talking YAAAAAAAA and SCRRREEEEAAAAMMMM type, at the end of the ride he cast member ran, and the two gentlemen stayed in their seats not wanting to be seen leaving with us. On the way out a gentleman who obviously had used up his drink vouchers and others as well, approached me and said "say aren't you Larry's son". Just then Larry was walking behind me, I turned and said well hey dad. The look of fear in the mans face was worth 10 AP Flubbers, I turned to the other man and said yes why yes, yes I am. (What's one more rumor huh Larry) hey if you were to . Like uhmm you know die, or something do I get the money.
If yes I love you Daddy, If no then mom was right, you were never there for us, and I hate you.
There feel the love, by this time it was time for us to stand in line and get our pins. Just then the DJ announce it was last call to ride the rides before the fireworks. Just then Michelle appeared like a demon possessed pulled me out of line and yelled we ridding honey. So we were off to the whirl ride thing, with Mean Laureen who had just finished her 125 minute friends and family cell phone call to Jeff in Arizona Jeff got the audio tour of the event and only had to pay her $75 for that, so it was a good deal, but he picked the wrong color egg and was yelled at, sorry Jeff next time stick to red.
We got to the ride and were told the DJ was wrong the ride was already closed, needless to say you do not tell Michelle she can not ride the ride, a manager was asked for and one was gotten, then a screaming match got escalated into a down in the mud fist fight kicking screaming, and then as we pulled Michelle off the now in the fetal position cast member, he said the wrong thing, he looked right at her and said "look lady next time choose rides or pins you cant have both" .
The following scene was edited by yours truly, small children please leave room.
That person just put himself into the worst position possible when surrounded by pin people, let us say bent over butt cheeks high up in the air awaiting oncoming foot good thing the proctologist are still around.
It took 10 pin type people to pull Michelle away as she screamed "you know what you are your just an angry little man" and "get therapy you big meanie"
She sure was cute though, good choice in spouse there Manny.
Ah well back to the pin line and now it was time to get our pins, just as the fireworks started, right over our heads and then as the burning embers came down on top of us, and pin people were diving under tables, women were screaming, and with the combination of fireworks, lights, noise, the small fires everywhere, and the heat, it was like being back in desert storm, then the guy next to me lost it looked right at me yelled Charlie's out there man and jumped into the bushes.
A perfect ending to a perfect day.
Then later on I hooked up with the proctologist and gynecologist, now those guys know how to party, and man the jokes they tell.
Disclaimer.
Because that's why, I don't know I just sit down and it comes to me. Larry is not my father, well not that I know of anyway. Let it go with the fish thing will ya. Dana uhmmm can I use my Cuban passport on the cruise and on our way past the island can you drop me off, thanks. Tell me something good yea yea tell me that you love me yeaaaaaa. Eddie has left the house Y'all rock out peace seeeeeeee ya.
