Okay ladies, the bidding starts at $100 for a date with Uncle Kyle

[Chrissi Pooh]

I can see I will have to play dirty then!!!

Bet you can tell Allison I have a few years on her and as much as I like her she's going to have to go down!!!! Unless of course she can come up with another man to take Kyle's place, i'm not to picky, and standards??? what are those???

HI ALLISON!!!!!

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

LOL. Poor Allison.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Just my luck, I fall asleep and lose a man to a 9 year old!

 

[BarryHom]

Originally posted by Buckalew
No Barry, you can't play. YOU are part of the deal.

OK, then. I only accept bids from rich women with red hair and green eyes who like roller coasters and are willing to pay off my student loans.

That shouldn't be hard to find.

 

[Chrissi Pooh]

Well Barry, there is a red head that is available here but she's not rich, doesn't have green eyes and barfs at the sight of roller coasters.....other than that Mickey's Sunshine is your girl!!!!

Just lookin out for you M's!!!

 

[Lucky4me]

A few questions for Kyle:

#1-Do you do yard work?
#2-Shovel snow?
#3-Paint woodwork?
#4-wash muddy animals?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, I'll bid $1600 and keep you around until my 16yo daughter turns 21.
(She's smart, beautiful, and a very nice girl)

You are a cutie Kyle and when I look at that picture of you and Dan together, you guys look like Father and Son!

Buckalew, I LOVE your hair short ! You look gorgeous!

 

[UncleKyle]

Father and Son? Although Dan is referred to as my internet Dad I don't see the father son resemblance, maybe it's the 6 inches he has over me Can't believe the bidding is up this high! I figured it would stay in the low $200's or something. By the way, I do all of those chores listed Lucky4me

 

[Nikki_Nikki]

Hey Dan, getting Nikki to come out and play was part of my plan. I hadn't seen her in a long time and the Missing DISser thread made me think of her. HI Nikki! Now as cute as I think Kyle is, Nikki is even prettier than he is cute. I think we should let her win the bidding... their kids would be too cute!!

Hi Nikki, nice to see you again! Please keep Kyle in line for us. LOL

lol You two had me laughing!!! Don't worry about keeping him in line... I've got him whipped, if only he'd just learn to admit it now. A lot of people say our kids would be cute, but I can't compete with a 9 year old! I'd feel guilty. So, I'll have to back down now. Sorry Kyle.

 

[Buckalew]

Originally posted by Lucky4me

Buckalew, I LOVE your hair short ! You look gorgeous!

See, I told you I liked you! Florida humidity does nothing for hair like mine but I do have hair that likes being short. It is now a chin length layered bob. Thank you for such a nice comment.

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by bsnyder
Kyle, Allison says she meets all your criteria, so she's upping the bid to $1400....

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by Barry Hom
OK, then. I only accept bids from rich women with red hair and green eyes who like roller coasters and are willing to pay off my student loans.

That shouldn't be hard to find.

 

[UncleKyle]

WOW you found one for Barry!!!!!

 

[bsnyder]

Dan, you are too funny!

And that picture of Allison you posted....hmmm....I think I remember Allison had just scored a snappy comeback to Kyle's teasing that left him speechless.

 

[Buckalew]

Barry, you'd better leave this up to me.

First I'll do a poll asking who has green eyes. Then, I'll ask about roller coasters and then I'll find out who is rich around here.
Last will be the red hair because if she meets all the others, I'll make her a redhead!

It's a good plan, Barry. Really.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

blue-green eyes, red hair but not naturally, like rollercoasters, but sorry Barry, not even close to being rich! I think Dan found you a much better candidate anyway!

Anyone else thinking this could easily turn in to a reality tv show with Dan as the host?

 

[Buckalew]

God and everyone here knows that Dan LOVES reality TV!!!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by Buckalew
God and everyone here knows that Dan LOVES reality TV!!!

This is the reality I like..........

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

LOL - love Barry's woman!!

 

[JasonLyons]

Kyle is so cute Im bidding on him

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

The current highest bidder is Lucky4me with a bid of 1600.00. Jason how much would you like to bid?