Okay...I've called the Late Night DISers, now I'm calling the SINGLE DISers!

[BarryHom]

I got the 1500 post on this thread!

Whoo-hoo!

 

[SuprGro78]

By the way, I don't think I officially welcomed you. Welcome to the most fun thread on the DIS!

Thanks Pin Wizard, I just realized that your name probably doesn't have anything to do with a certain song by The Who. Silly me. That's ok my screenname has nothing to do with Viagra, Fertilizer, or the fact that I am 6 feet tall. (All things people tell me when the email me) Thanks for the Welcome!


Hey Barry, I work in theater, I am already surrounded by gay men. I hope there's one guy in Boston who isn't gay. Actually I hope there are two because the crazy man on the T (subway) was describing, quite loudly, what he does to his imaginary girlfriend. So besides him can there be another straight guy in Boston? Congrats on the post!

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by DocRafiki
Oh, I am SO glad that post took. I thought I lost it AGAIN.

Anyway -- you know, last night I was standing in front of the mirror doing the "pregnant pose." You ladies know the one! I SWEAR I could take a picture, send it to my old friends, and convince every one of them that I'm pregnant... and I mean like seven months. If I weren't so mortified by the thought of them seeing my fat, that would be a sweet trick.

Another one killing me tonight! ROFLMAO!

That is hilarious!!!!!! I tend to stand sideways and suck in my gut. Then I'm happy. I could live with the butt if the stomach disappears.

I've got great pups too! I got Max at the local pound, and Skippy came from Pets Mart. Poor guys!!! And both are fixed!

 

[DocRafiki]

Originally posted by Barry Hom
I bet he's gay too!

What are you saying? I can't get along with a guy unless he's gay? Huh? Huh?



No, he's not gay. Actually, my first NON-date was with him. I think I was 16.

 

[Disney845]

Oh ok Barry, I didn't understand that they had to meet all 3 of the requirements. I thought you meant one of the 3 requirements...but now that I think about it more, that wouldn't make a lot of sense!!


Supergro...as for gay men...it is a running joke for my friends, I tend to be a sort of gay male magnet. They seem to flock to me!! In fact one of the first things someone said to me in regards to "work guy" was.... "he isn't gay is he??"

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by Barry Hom
I'm not sure how to use a bidet. Something you only see with the rich and famous.

ROFL!

Ahemmmmmmmmmmmmm...I am far from the rich and famous, but the homes in our development have them. A neighbor of mine uses theirs to keep reading material in the bathroom. I throw the dirty towels in there until I'm ready to wash them. We've found other uses for them. Of course, we cleaned them 15 times with Lysol TB cleaner.

 

[Disney845]

Originally posted by DocRafiki
Actually, my first NON-date was with him.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you see that guys???? I am not the only NON-DATER!!!!!!

 

[SuprGro78]

Non Dating sounds more fun than dating these days.

Adding things to list of jobs I don't want

Dentist
Jelly Fish Collector
Person who makes Monkeys out of Coconuts
Bidet Seller

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by DocRafiki
Hmmm... don't know. He just moved a few days ago. I'll get back to you on that. Hey ladies..... he's single!

Watch those old high school friends...they are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that last guy has fainted...he's not sleeping!

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by SuprGro78
Thanks Pin Wizard, I just realized that your name probably doesn't have anything to do with a certain song by The Who. Silly me. That's ok my screenname has nothing to do with Viagra, Fertilizer, or the fact that I am 6 feet tall. (All things people tell me when the email me) Thanks for the Welcome!

You're welcome. That's too funny...I never even thought of that song by The Who!

Oh! Isn't that Pinball Wizard?

 

[SuprGro78]

I am going to bed now. Don't talk about me while I am away. Well if you must please use words like: Gorgeous, Talented, Hilarious, and Fillibuster. No real reason on the last one, I just like the way it sounds.

 

[Pin Wizard]

Good night, SuprGro.

 

[DocRafiki]

Originally posted by SuprGro78
Thanks Pin Wizard, I just realized that your name probably doesn't have anything to do with a certain song by The Who. Silly me. That's ok my screenname has nothing to do with Viagra, Fertilizer, or the fact that I am 6 feet tall. (All things people tell me when the email me) Thanks for the Welcome!

Does it have to do with Grover? That's what I imagine.

I don't know about this SuprGro, guys. Should we let her stay? (Wait, is the ballot still out on me?) I vote yes. She's pretty durn heeeeelarious! Making monkeys out of coconuts?

SuprGro -- what do you do in the theater? My best friend was seriously thinking about moving to Boston recently for some sort of theatre management position, but she didn't get the job. Apparently there are gobs of theaters there? My Boston friend (guy from high school) is also into theatre, or he was very much so in high school. I don't know if he's been involved up there. {AND NO HE IS STILL NOT GAY!!!} Maybe we could be looking at a love connection here! Anyway, I got an e-mail from him last night (no, not one of those Pin Wizard e-mails) inviting me up this summer. I'm gonna see if I can convince him to hang out a little earlier in April. YEA

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you see that guys???? I am not the only NON-DATER!!!!!!

I used to have a rule that if there was no kissing, it wasn't a date. That was pretty much so I could claim that my first date was with my "ex-fiance'" since I didn't kiss the Boston guy.

I'm not going to be so picky when tallying up my one date per month to meet my new year's resolutions. NON-dates definitely count.

 

[Disney845]

Since some of you on here appearantly do enjoy these little glimpses into my neuroses, I will tell you about my day thus far (for those of you who have no desire to read about my "oh-so-entertaining-and-costly" day...please skip ahead to the next post )

So I didn't have to go to work today, (yea!!! a day off!!!) and I don't have school until 6 this evening. I was lying in bed this morning considering what I could use my time most affectively for today. The most appearant would of course be to read the chapters I needed to before class tonight (and the ones for tomorrow and Wednesday as well), but....well that wasn't overly appealing. So this ridiculous thought crept into my head that tomorrow was truck day at work and of course I would be seeing "work guy." The thought process continued when I realized that I had a mall gift card that was burning a hole through my wallet. Welllllllll......I thought maybe I could just head out to the mall to see if anything jumped out at me, and on the off chance that it did, perhaps it would be a suitable outfit for work tomorrow I bet PW is groaning already!!!

So I get out of bed, and decide that I won't bother taking a shower before the mall, I will just take one when I come home to get ready for school....but while I am brushing my teeth I realize that I am unhappy with the sleep induced wrinkles in my hair so I will take a shower. Fine! I take the shower, then I think I will just toss my hair up and throw on jeans and a shirt and be...nope, ain't happening. I "know" that I am only making a quick trip to the mall and it doesn't matter what I wear, but it was one of those "ugly" days...you women know what I mean, when every single item of clothing you own makes you feel drab and unattractive. After switching my outfit about 5 times and leaving various shoes, pants, and tops scattered around my bedroom floor in my wake, I finally was ready to leave, when I was faced with the challenging decision of just going out in my glasses, or taking the few secs required to put in my contacts....a quick glance outside at the remarkably sunny day determined I was putting in the contacts, if for no other reason than to wear a pair of sunglasses that matched my outfit

Autopilot drive down to the mall while thoughts of "work guy" filled my mind.....why am I thinking about him so much? Well, although I tried on 5 pairs of pants and 4 tops in the department store I had the gift card for, I found nothing to use the money on . Proceeded onto another store and had similar bad luck trying on 2 pairs of pants and 5 tops (do you see a pattern evolving here?) 3rd store...grrrrrrr, I shouldn't have even gone in it!!! I tried on 1 pair of pants and 4 tops....and came away with the pants and 2 of the tops (I liked the other 2 as well, but realized the need for economy ).....***sigh*** I should not have gone in there.....BUT now I do have some cute pants for tomorrow for work!!

 

[Pin Wizard]

RFOL! That is quite a day, Disney845! LOL! At least you finally found some clothes. I know the thoughts also. I think of darling heart throb ALL THE TIME! When I wake up in the morning, all day, all night, and when I go to bed at night. It's hopeless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get my school work done. Those pink guys are for the thoughts!

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by DocRafiki
Does it have to do with Grover? That's what I imagine.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez...Does anyone else notice that the DIS needs a major shot of B12?

Grover? LOL! No.

 

[CoasterAddict]

Coaster Addict -- have you been around today?

that being from yesterday, no. But I'm back now (confusing enough?)!!

Our annual staff "retreat" was Sunday afternoon-Monday afternoon. Didn't get much sleep, 'cause a sprinkler in hotel burst because of the cold, setting off the fire alarms at 1am. This *after* the hotel we were supposed to stay at had a big pipe burst about 9pm that necessitated us moving to a different hotel. I never did really get back to sleep and we had a brain-intensive morning. I'll be heading off to bed soon, even though it's early. I'm exhausted.

 

[Pin Wizard]

Welcome back, Kim! Wow! What a weekend you had. Get your well deserved rest.

 

[SuprGro78]

tYay!! DocRafiki Super Grover is my favorite muppet, hence the screen name. Also my birthday is 7/8/78 so that's the number part. I make costumes for theater, and I do wardrobe all around town. I also do movies and commercials when they call me. You are correct that there are gobs of theaters around. Do you know at which theater your friend applied ?

I hope I get voted in to the cool single dis thread. I've already picked out the color for my room.

Yes Pin Wizard. You make me sing Pinball wizard whenever I see your posts.

Dis845 I know how you feel. I think you just described me trying to spend my macy's gift card.

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by SuprGro78
tYay!! DocRafiki Super Grover is my favorite muppet, hence the screen name.

Yes Pin Wizard. You make me sing Pinball wizard whenever I see your posts.

LOL! Jen was referring to you! LOL! Makes sense. I didn't pick up on that one because when I see your "name," I always think of a flower GROwing.

Pinball Wizard...now that's going back years!