Oh Yeah, V's At It Again! A May 2007 Pre-Trip Report

[Disneyland_Mama]

I'd like to dedicate this song to DisneyJo:

Ahem....

Let me tell you about DisneyJo, the Static Brit, the Queen of the Caravan
And every evening about midnight, she gets in her Caravan, and rides, in to the night.....

Oh no! I hope Jo doesn't break out in her Mary Poppins songs.... tuppence, tuppence........ The hills are alive with the sound of Griswold.... wait, sorry, that's Chevy Chase!

 

[kona-kraft]

Hey, after the day I am having here at work today ......the next ROUND is on THIS Pirate Princess !!!!

 

[sorul82?]

Dearest Princess V:

I am writing to you today to inform you that your trip report has now become V's Virtual Karaoke Bar. We chose your TR because we needed some abandonded warehouse space to house all our equipment and Jo needs space to store her Static Caravan. The Historical TR Registry felt the need to restore your TR so as to avoid mold, gang activity, drug use, and other activities which plague abandoned properties. Plus your TR is in a great location and has lots of cool shoes. Now to explain Jo's Static Caravan: On another thread, Jo tried to explain something about a Static Caravan Holiday. I'm not sure what all she was tying to say, in fact, I thought I had accidentally turned on Tele Mundo. Anyhow, I think Jo was just trying out her new stand up routine. She was a hit!! Jo is taking her Static Caravan show on the road. She is the talk of the town! I guess we will need to change the name to V's Virtual Karaoke and Laugh Floor. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact TEMinnie!

Sincerely,
S'Late

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Dearest Princess V:

I am writing to you today to inform you that your trip report has now become V's Virtual Karaoke Bar. We chose your TR because we needed some abandonded warehouse space to house all our equipment and Jo needs space to store her Static Caravan. The Historical TR Registry felt the need to restore your TR so as to avoid mold, gang activity, drug use, and other activities which plague abandoned properties. Plus your TR is in a great location and has lots of cool shoes. Now to explain Jo's Static Caravan: On another thread, Jo tried to explain something about a Static Caravan Holiday. I'm not sure what all she was tying to say, in fact, I thought I had accidentally turned on Tele Mundo. Anyhow, I think Jo was just trying out her new stand up routine. She was a hit!! Jo is taking her Static Caravan show on the road. She is the talk of the town! I guess we will need to change the name to V's Virtual Karaoke and Laugh Floor. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact TEMinnie!

Sincerely,
S'Late

OMG! I can't wait for V to come back and read this!!!

 

[TEminnie]

please feel free to contact TEMinnie!

Sincerely,
S'Late

I'd like to dedicate this song to DisneyJo:

Ahem....

Let me tell you about DisneyJo, the Static Brit, the Queen of the Caravan
And every evening about midnight, she gets in her Caravan, and rides, in to the night.....

Oh, I got one:
sing to the tune of "THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES" (y'all DO know that tune right??)

"oh, let me tell y' all a story bout a girl named Jo,
a poor Englander, with 2 kids in tow,
she goes up to them mountains in her static caravan,
where it's too dang cold to even get a tan!"


Is Englander even a word??

 

[sorul82?]

TE, That was funny!

Jo is gonna put us all on her naughty list!

Think she'll give us a whuppin?

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

(y'all DO know that tune right??)[/I]

"oh, let me tell y' all a story bout a girl named Jo,
a poor Englander, with 2 kids in tow,
she goes up to them mountains in her static caravan,
where it's too dang cold to even get a tan!"


Is Englander even a word??

Uh oh, TE, I think Jo's gonna put you on the naughty list!!!

 

[DisneyJo]

Loving your songs never had so much attention but I still reckon you're all jealous of my luxurious holiday abode

Oh yeah you're all on the naughty list

 

[sharkB8HooHaHa]

Oh, I got one:
sing to the tune of "THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES" (y'all DO know that tune right??)

"oh, let me tell y' all a story bout a girl named Jo,
a poor Englander, with 2 kids in tow,
she goes up to them mountains in her static caravan,
where it's too dang cold to even get a tan!"


Is Englander even a word??

It's a word now!

TE, you ROCK! (I wish I had Deb's headbanger smilie).

 

[TEminnie]

Jo is gonna put us all on her naughty list!

Think she'll give us a whuppin?

Uh oh, TE, I think Jo's gonna put you on the naughty list!!!

Oh yeah you're all on the naughty list

Wow, y'all are psychic too! Must be all that Chinese food! So, is this a FUN naughty list?? Who else is on the list and what do we get to do "whilst on the naughty list??"

It's a word now!

TE, you ROCK! (I wish I had Deb's headbanger smilie).

Thx-this is fun!

But seriously now, we must all put our commoner heads together to prepare a reference letter so that our Caravan Queen will be accepted into the "Uppity Up" Golf club next week. Of course, the aforementioned songs should definitely be included (and may well be that final straw ). We must do our very best to guarantee her placement........anyone with ANY golf knowledge is welcome to ad lib (eg: "Although Jo is handicapped, she still manages to do a 12 over on a one off")

 

[Disneygrl36]

Wow first the plan was to run amuk.......
Now it's turned into karaoke......V will be shocked & amazed.

Here's my go at it.....

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Thinkin' I could never live without V's trippie by my side
Then I spent so many nights waitin' for her to get home
And now I'm growin strong cause she'll be back soon to carry on....

Go on now Go V walk in that door
Just come on in now & start typin' your report.....

 

[sorul82?]

DG36: good one!

 

[sorul82?]

Oh, ho ho ho ho....
Everybody was Carvan riding: Ya
DisneyJo was fast as lightning.
It was a one off frightning
But us Americans she's exciting



One two, do the holiday
Three four, static all the way

I say, one two, bring your hot tea
Three four, and a cos-ey.....

 

[jcc0621]

So, does anyone know when V is coming back

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

So, does anyone know when V is coming back

Per page 1 of her TR, her trip dates are May 1 -5.

 

[jcc0621]

Thanks. I read page one so long ago, I didn't think to go back and look

 

[TEminnie]

Oh this is great stuff!

We really need someone to post the scary toilet paper thing on this thread too--cause it should go in Jo's reference letter as evidence of her good taste and all! (Plus, it'll REALLY confuse V)

 

[meeskamouska]

Looks like everyone is havign such fun while the Princess is away!!!!

 

[Lauralee131]

"oh, let me tell y' all a story bout a girl named Jo,
a poor Englander, with 2 kids in tow,
she goes up to them mountains in her static caravan,
where it's too dang cold to even get a tan!"

 

[Lauralee131]

Dearest Princess V:

I am writing to you today to inform you that your trip report has now become V's Virtual Karaoke Bar. We chose your TR because we needed some abandonded warehouse space to house all our equipment and Jo needs space to store her Static Caravan. The Historical TR Registry felt the need to restore your TR so as to avoid mold, gang activity, drug use, and other activities which plague abandoned properties. Plus your TR is in a great location and has lots of cool shoes. Now to explain Jo's Static Caravan: On another thread, Jo tried to explain something about a Static Caravan Holiday. I'm not sure what all she was tying to say, in fact, I thought I had accidentally turned on Tele Mundo. Anyhow, I think Jo was just trying out her new stand up routine. She was a hit!! Jo is taking her Static Caravan show on the road. She is the talk of the town! I guess we will need to change the name to V's Virtual Karaoke and Laugh Floor. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact TEMinnie!

Sincerely,
S'Late

It's gettin' hot in heeeere....

Actually, I can only come up with dirty lyrics that all involve "that word which shall not be spoken!"