Oh Yeah, V's At It Again! A May 2007 Pre-Trip Report

[sorul82?]

Jo, you sure are being a good sport with us picking on you so much this week. You do know we are just pickin, right? We love our Jo!

 

[kona-kraft]

My tribute to V~, wherever she may be.........

I was in a desperate need of some therapy....RETAIL, that is......and this is what followed me home today.

SHHHHH......don't tell my DH....he's oblivious to anything "female" in nature, so he probably won't even notice...

BTW, what time is happy hour ?!?

 

[DisneyJo]

Jo, you sure are being a good sport with us picking on you so much this week. You do know we are just pickin, right? We love our Jo!

I know, you wouldn't all go to so much trouble if you didn't like me, well I hope You are all so creative too, I was trying to think of a song about V but I couldn't get it all to rhyme LY/MI too

 

[TEminnie]

Jo, you sure are being a good sport with us picking on you so much this week. You do know we are just pickin, right? We love our Jo!

Hear, Hear

 

[PaMom001]

Hey y'all, help me insert the pics and add to this letter cause we gotta get it right by 5/12!


To: Esteemed members of the Uppity Up Golf Club
From: Lime lovin' focker watcher club

We, the members of the aforementioned club, wood like support our close and deerest friend, Jo [insert last name].
We feel she wood be an asset to your club on account of the followin' reazons:

1. Favorite color-lime green. She promises to wear that color and only that color at all official club meetins.

2. Favorite animal: crocodile.
We hear tell she is supportin' an enviromental crusade to add crocs to the Florida area and is actively researchin' their habitat and such.

3. Favorite house accessory:

That alone proves her sense of style--she would welcome the other ladies to come to her house for tea at any time. She even has tea cozies for your use and she can brew Southern iced tea for all y'all Southern Englanders.

4. Golf knowledge:
Jo has been often quoted on the internet:
"Although Jo is handicapped, she still manages to do a 12 over on a one off"


She can even borrow a port-a-potty cart to haul around [insert s'lates red neck golf pics]

5. Financial need:
Jo [insert last name] dreams of bringin' her youngins' to America to see the beloved Disney world (she even goes to callin' herself DisneyJo to try to be part of the dream)....but alas, all she can afford is a trip to the mountains to a static caravan. [insert pics of caravan]

Jo is tryin' hard to git some money and once said "any $ made from renting out trailers over there I want commision from OK "

Why here's a song I wrote about poor Jo:

"oh, let me tell y' all a story bout a girl named Jo,
a poor Englander, with 2 kids in tow,
she goes up to them mountains in her static caravan,
where it's too dang cold to even get a tan!"

and another:

h, ho ho ho ho....
Everybody was Carvan riding: Ya
DisneyJo was fast as lightning.
It was a one off frightning
But us Americans she's exciting



One two, do the holiday
Three four, static all the way

I say, one two, bring your hot tea
Three four, and a cos-ey.....

Why, poor Jo had to borrow that there BMW from the PGA (the Poor Golfers Association) jist to get here today.

In closin, we would jist like to say..
"Thanks for yer support" and Vote for Jo, Caravan Queen

Can I get a copy of this pic. I thing that we could all change our avatars(temporarily) and freak her out when she comes back.

 

[sorul82?]

Welcome to the deep South
We got the sweet tea
We got everything you need
Just put it in the bug-gy

We are the people who drive
Great big trucks and SUV's
If you want some more tea honey
You just gotta say please


In the South
Welcome to the South
Want us to bring you some more sweet ttttttttttttt tea, tea
I wanna hear you holler!

Do you know where you are?
You're in the South, baby!

 

[sorul82?]

PA, can you right click on mine or do I need to send a link?

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

OMG!!! Hurry up everyone!!!

V's gonna be home soonish!!

Ok, S'late you clean up the dolly mess. Jo run and hide the hilly billy yacht! I'll grab the kareoke machine!!! LL, can you pick up the empty bottles???



Hi, V! We're just hanging out waiting for your return. Nothing going on here.

 

[sorul82?]

Oh fa-shizzle! I think TE's goats ate V's shoes! Carp!

 

[DisneyJo]

Nope nothing to hide V we've all been as good as gold :

 

[sorul82?]

But I just printed up a bunch of flyers for open mic night. Who's got an abandoned TR we can crash? Has Utah Mama left yet? I think my TR has been turned into redneck scrap bookin.

 

[TEminnie]

Oh fa-shizzle! I think TE's goats ate V's shoes! Carp!

M-m-m-m tasty!

 

[sorul82?]

Hey! I brought my buggy to help clean up the mess!

 

[mlill]

Welcome home, V! It looks like things have been really quiet around here while you were gone...

I hope you had a great time! I can't wait to read all about it!!!

-Michelle

 

[DisneyJo]

Puggymum has just posted a photo on the croc thread of her meeting with V, you can see V's new hair do

 

[cmp1111]

She's so cute! Thanks for posting the pic, Puggymom, and thanks for telling us, Jo!

 

[puggymom]

What have you Fockers been up to the last week, and that doll, what is that thing, it scares me .

I met up with V last week and she is the nicest person, her son is just adorable. Even her mom was sporting the Lime!

 

[WDWHeather]

Welcome home, V!

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Where's V??? Is she back, yet???

I just want to say this.... I had nothing to do with all the amuck running. Yo soy innocente!

 

[Disneygrl36]

Welcome home V............
Can't wait to hear all about it!!!!!
I am only guilty of a little V karaoke!!