Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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Wow... he must be wearing 2 foot lifts :rotfl2:

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SplshMtn99 said:
Hey, here's an interesting timeline I never picked up on before.

From:
http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1073518_1057104_3,00.html

4/28/05 - 4/30/05 when Tom & Katie first appear in public (Italy) & dating. OK, just WHY does Tom have his hand on Katie's belly????

2 pages later into that article --- while at the same time her ex, Kris Klein, appears in court 4/29/05 for drunk-driving charges. Hmmmm, wonder what he was drinking about?

I will post this again... she is definitely pregnant in this picture... Tom and Katie's "first date" :rolleyes:

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Now, believe me, I would never, ever belittle Tom or Katie for Tom taking this child on as his own (we are adopting) but what I find very ridiculous is the fact that they won't admit it. It's only going to hurt that baby in the long run.
 
kdibattista said:
Wow... he must be wearing 2 foot lifts :rotfl2:

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Didn't her mother ever tell her to stand up straight? She is soooo hunch shouldered in this pic, trying to bend down to his level (literally and figuratively). Goes to show, all the money in the world can't buy you good manners....ofcourse, Tom already proved that several times.

And I'm sorry, but allllll that money spent havng Armani make all the wedding clothes and that is the best he could do with her??????
 

Uh oh, I think the casting agent slipped! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Cruise will want the agent to refund the fees for that VF gig. However, if the agent decides to go public, he/she will make triple the money telling the world the TRUTH.
 
my4kids said:
Didn't her mother ever tell her to stand up straight? She is soooo hunch shouldered in this pic, trying to bend down to his level (literally and figuratively). Goes to show, all the money in the world can't buy you good manners....ofcourse, Tom already proved that several times.

And I'm sorry, but allllll that money spent havng Armani make all the wedding clothes and that is the best he could do with her??????


Oy,I know! Geesh, I was getting ready this morning and saw this photo on the local news. I was yelling at the t.v. about it.

This Tom/Kat thing is like a nightmare for me that never goes away. :crazy: I am so sick of them! But the media thinks we have to hear all about them. why????
 
kdibattista said:
I will post this again... she is definitely pregnant in this picture... Tom and Katie's "first date" :rolleyes:

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Look how much taller she is than him in this pic and compare it to the wedding pic. I'm guessing no shoes and bent at the knees for the wedding pic. The dress even looks a little puffed out in the front like her knee is there.

Here is a dumb question, but do they have to have a paternity test done since she wasn't married when the baby was born...or only if the real father requested it? I thought that is why Anna Nicole fled the country to have her baby...so she wouldn't have to have a paternity test because that other guy was requesting it. Maybe we should all start sending fan letters to Chris Klein telling him he needs to demand a paternity test on Suri!
 
mommy*RN said:
Look how much taller she is than him in this pic and compare it to the wedding pic. I'm guessing no shoes and bent at the knees for the wedding pic...

Maybe we should all start sending fan letters to Chris Klein telling him he needs to demand a paternity test on Suri!
After the split from Cruise, Nicole was on Jay Leno & one of the first things she said about being single is how great it was she can wear high heels again! :p

As for Chris Klein, we speculated he doesn't want the baby. When the Suri pics first came out & the speculation was he was the real father, reportedly, (as I've not seen an actual interview,) was that when asked if he was, he said, "No, she's all theirs." I found that interesting wording, instead of saying, "NO, I am not the biological father," or something directly denying paternity.

When people adopt a baby & the adoption has gone through, they will say, "She's our baby now." So if Chris does not want the baby, he'd have no problem saying it's their baby.

I kind of wonder if Brooke Shields didn't have another agenda for showing up at the wedding. If she brought baby Greer with her. This would be the first time the two babys, both allegedly born on the same day, would be seen together, in the same time & place - and possibly got their pictures taken together.

Even with all the alleged Scientology prenatal vitamins, engram encoding & silent birth, if the two babys are dramatically different in size, you gotta wonder... :scratchin

Of course, she might be going through post-partum psychosis again. You gotta be kind of nuts to want to have attended that wedding. :lmao:

Of course with an audience full of actors, they all probably thought it made good theatre. :rotfl:
 
There has also been speculation that Josh Hartnett may be the father; I guess he and Katie were dating in the interim between Chris Klein and ole' Tommy Boy. Either way, it wouldn't surprise me at ALL to find out that either Hartnett or Klein were the real Dad and Cruise paid them off. Neither of them are "A" list actors who command a lot of money (don't get me wrong, I LOVE them both) .

It would be really sad if that were the case, but it wouldn't surprise me terribly.
 
They exchanged vows in a former stable decorated simply with white flowers.

"For the Americans, this was very special because Americans do not have this kind of thing back home, and they dream of such things in our beautiful country, and you can see the surprise and the awe on their faces," Armani said.

He added that the 20-minute ceremony ended with "a never-ending kiss" that prompted some of the guests to shout "stop, stop!"



So they were married in a stable.....how romantic! No, we Ameircans do not get married in barns.

And of course they were yelling STOP, STOP....wouldn't you all be yelling stop too if you were being subjected to that????
 
SplshMtn99 said:
All that money spent, and they got married in a stable? :confused3
:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

Only 150 people invited. Gee, when you subtract out all the celebs, did she even get to invite any relatives or "former life" friends I wonder? :sad2:

Wedding photos are in: http://people.aol.com/people/package/event/0,26325,1073518,00.html

http://peoplenews.typepad.com/cruise/#entry-14149511 She must be bending at the knees under that dress, because she's actually SHORTHER than him. :rotfl2: Or, they dug her a hole to stand in. :teeth:

I think she is kneeling!
 
Nancy said:
So they were married in a stable.....how romantic! No, we Ameircans do not get married in barns.

And of course they were yelling STOP, STOP....wouldn't you all be yelling stop too if you were being subjected to that????


If you have ever watched a wedding story--they have some amazing settings that people choose and some indeed have chosen barns in the past.

It did say former stable. So I doubt they were competing for space with the cows and swine.
 
Mind if I hop in here. Do you think Katie is "in love" with Tom or do you think he just swept her up into his life and she "thought" she was in love. I hope for the best. REally I do but I just can't help wondering....Yikes! He's been acting so weird!


and PS...I don't care how beautiful it was I don't think I"d want to be married in a barn...thank you very much! lol


Holycow
 
LittleBlue22 said:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I don't know if its just me, but when I see footage of Katie and Tom together it looks like she's stooping down a little bit to be closer to his height. :confused3

Is this an early April fools joke...this Tom/Katie wedding? b/c I'm just cracking up! :rotfl2:

She is stooping down, and Tom is standing on her knees.

L :rotfl: L!!!!

I heard there were no Katie family members or friends in the wedding party. Only Tom's 'people'. :sad2:

OH - and their first dance song??? (I wanna vomit) Take my Breath Away - by Berlin. From Top Gun. :lmao:
 
Lisa loves Pooh said:
If you have ever watched a wedding story--they have some amazing settings that people choose and some indeed have chosen barns in the past.

It did say former stable. So I doubt they were competing for space with the cows and swine.

Yesh I watch the wedding story...and if you read all the posts here you know that a lot of this is extreme sarcasism. I knew it was a FORMER stable and they were not cows and animals all over it...IT WAS A JOKE!
 
I found a Scientology Wedding ceremony..... :confused3

The Traditional Scientology
Wedding Ceremony
(pages 70-79)
Attend!
Uncover and be still
You present here
In this
A holy place.
For we today
Shall marry here
This groom and bride
And wish them well.

Rejoice!
You line of struggling life
From eons gone to now
For here again
your track is sped
And winged into
A future fate
By this
A union of a man
and bride
Whose child shall pace
A further span
Of Destiny
And Life.

Forbear!
For here shall be
No calumny
Or whispered word against
You, man
Or woman thou
For this the union
you contract
Does wipe away
All sorrow
Of the past.
Speak out then now
If any man
Or girl would speak
And say here a
Reason why
These two should not
Be wed.

And silence heard
Does speak out plain
There's none.

So now
My (bride's name),
Stand steady here
And say
Do you today intend
For him beside you there
To be to him a wife?

(Answer)

And do you ken
That (groom's name) here
Shall have you
For his own?
Do you?

(Answer)

And do you understand
as well
That by the customs
of our race
You pledge to him
and only him
Your kiss and your caress?
Do you?

(Answer)

Well then
Know that Life is stark
And often somewhat grim
And tiredness
And fret and pain
And sickness do beget
A state of mind where
spring romance
Is far away and dead
And yet for valor
and for strength
You must abide and
Create still
His health, his purpose
and repose.
Do you?

(Answer)

And do you take
His fortune
At its prime and ebb
And seek
With him best fortune
For us all?
Do you?

(Answer)

Good then, (bride's name),
I'm sure you will
And surer yet you'll fare
Full well and staunchly
As a wife.

Now, (groom's name),
listen well.

The tides of fortune
and of life
Are sometimes fair
or grim
And in this life
the young man seeks
For victory afar
And often scants
the fireside
And turns away from
home's sweet face
And thinks
His loved ones cannot fare
At all
Beside his side.
And thinking thus they go.
You know this.

Then be cautioned so
And take thy own
Even though they sleep
Beneath foul straw
And eat
Thin bread
And walk on pavement
less than kind
And keep thy wife
and they who come
Beside thy side.
Keep them, (groom's name),
by your side
In rain or sleet
Or summer sun
And comfort them
And give them care
And share with them
thy life.

For times are changed
And woman's place
Is not a hearth or home
But striding out to victory
Beside her husband's side.

This (groom's name),
is a modern world
And man
Has changed.

But, (groom's name),
let's think on it well
For if stands aught in you
Of doubt
That you can take and keep
And love her well this wife
Then stay your hand
And we shall say
No more,
For fatal and of
full tight bind
Are these the words
I next will speak.

Shall I go on?

(Answer)

And you, (bride's name),
listen well
And you, (groom's name),
answer swift.
Prepared?

(Answer)

(Groom's name),
do you pledge to take
This woman for your lawful wife?

(Answer)

Do you, (groom's name),
Make promise here
Before us all
To keep her well
or ill?
Do you?

(Answer)

And when she's older
Do you then
Keep her still? Do you?

(Answer)

Now, (groom's name),
girls need clothes
And food and
Tender happiness and frills
A pan, a comb,
perhaps a cat
All caprice if you will
But still
They need them.
Do you then
Provide?
Do you?

(Answer)

Hear well, sweet
(bride's name),
For promise binds
Young men are free
and may forget
Remind him then
That you may have
Necessities and follies, too.

Now, (groom's name)!
Attend!

Do you, best man,
possess a ring?

(Groom's name),
take it please

And, (bride's name),

Your hand will he enclasp.

We have it now.
Repeat!

"I, (bride's name),"

(Answer)

"Do hereby take"

(Answer)

"You, (groom's name),"

(Answer)

"For my husband."

(Answer)

And, (groom's name),
Do now repeat
"I, (groom's name),"

(Answer)

"Do hereby take"

(Answer)

"You, (bride's name),"

(Answer)

"For my lawful wedded
wife."

(Answer)

Put on the ring!
Rejoice all here
For we have wed
Our (groom's name)
and our (bride's name)
And wish them well.

All here repeat!
Are they by witness
Man and wife?

(Answer)

Rejoice and go your many ways
Now, (groom's name), kiss
your bride
And hug her well
And all of you
Come toast and drink
Their health
That it may last
Until that day when death
Itself,
The severer of all ties
Shall end
The thing which
we have done
Today.

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Okay - so this is that David guy whom was Tom's best man. He's the head of the "Church" of Scientology.

How tall is this guy? I mean, Tom Cruise is what? 5'4"?? What's this guy? 4'11"???

:lmao:


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Something I heard today I thought I'd share with you all. On Good Morning America they said that Suri walked down the aisle with her older brother (Toms kid) helping.
7 months old...walking? What a very advanced baby!
 
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