Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

If that baby doesnt look like Chris Klein, I dont know who does....

I mean - are you kidding me?? That baby is practically a look-alike for him - allegedly.

 

[CathrynRose]

Look what Scientology has done to her! She has shrunk...from first date to marriage....shrinking.

 

[CathrynRose]

Something I heard today I thought I'd share with you all. On Good Morning America they said that Suri walked down the aisle with her older brother (Toms kid) helping.
7 months old...walking? What a very advanced baby!

Well, when you seperate Mother and child for 7 days after birth, as Scientologists do, the kid has to learn to fend for themselves very early on.

Suri's been getting up and toddling around the house, making her own bottle of barley and corn syrup, and such from like her 3rd day of life, silly.

Either that or SHE'S OLDER THAN THEY SAY CUZ SHE AINT TOM'S BABY! Allegedly.

 

[SandraVB79]

And once again, she looks like she's wearing a wig!

 

[j's m]

Okay - so this is that David guy whom was Tom's best man. He's the head of the "Church" of Scientology.

How tall is this guy? I mean, Tom Cruise is what? 5'4"?? What's this guy? 4'11"???

I had to check, according to this article David is 5' 5", so this makes Tom about 5' 10", or standing on a chair.

www.sptimes.com/TampaBay/102598/scientologypart1.html
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[phorsenuf]

Either that or SHE'S OLDER THAN THEY SAY CUZ SHE AINT TOM'S BABY! Allegedly.

Say it ain't so!

 

[babynurse1]

Maybe if I say something really witty, I'll get another Tom Cruise tag.....Wait one Tom tag is more than enough!

BTW the wedding pic CathrynRose posted with the gold background, sort of looks like a bad prom picture, don't ya think? There should be a balloon archway in there and it would be perfect!!!

 

[rhanditresmom]

OH - and their first dance song??? (I wanna vomit) Take my Breath Away - by Berlin. From Top Gun.

oh, for the love of Pete.

 

[babynurse1]

Oh sure Take My Breath Away is SOOOOO Original for a wedding song! Nice job TomKat

 

[phisigprincess]

If that baby doesnt look like Chris Klein, I dont know who does....

I mean - are you kidding me?? That baby is practically a look-alike for him - allegedly.

I think it's a dead giveaway with the nose... Suri's is almost identical to Chris'. Allegedly.

 

[CindyCan]

I think it's a dead giveaway with the nose... Suri's is almost identical to Chris'. Allegedly.

I have a hard time seeing "who" a baby looks like, but to me it's her eyebrows. They arch in the centre of her eye, just like Chris'. Not at all like Katie's, and completely NOT like Tom's at all.

As to how long they can pull it off...if Chris Klein isn't asking questions, then I guess until Suri's old enough to question it. Look at Liv Tyler...she figured it out for herself & then had to be told the truth.

 

[sandramaac]

and now a word from our thread founder................................


Wonder if this marriage is truly legal---quote from the Cruise spin doctors reads:
"The publicists said Cruise and Holmes had "officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy," saying that was customary for couples marrying outside the United States. Cruise's publicist Arnold Robinson wrote in response to an e-mailed question about whether that meant they had been married in a civil ceremony that "the required steps were taken for the marriage to be legal."

Also, I have to say, that baby looks to be 9 to 10 months old, not 7.

 

[my4kids]

Quote from CR's post on the Scientology wedding ceremony:


"And when she's older
Do you then
Keep her still? Do you?"

Oh man is he screwed!!!!!!!!!!! We all know that Kate has an 10 - 11 year shelf life max with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[my4kids]

Something I heard today I thought I'd share with you all. On Good Morning America they said that Suri walked down the aisle with her older brother (Toms kid) helping.
7 months old...walking? What a very advanced baby!

Oh now come on!!!!!!!!!!!!

My DS was the earliest walker my pediatrician had ever seen and he was 9 months. At 7 months most babies can't sit unassisted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it up already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cruiser had a bad case of the mumps down there as a kid, he's sterile, and now all the dudden he is spitting out a baby that can walk at 7 months?
The kool-aid is indeed amazing.

 

[sydally9367]

And once again, she looks like she's wearing a wig!

There is NO doubt in my mind that they have Suri wearing a wig. You can see lighter hair peeking out all the time. If she is wearing a wig, that's just ridiculous because most kids have lighter hair when they are babies..right?

 

[rhanditresmom]

Ok, People is saying that Tommy serenaded Kat(i)e with "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" at their reception. Wha.....? I'm just curious....now...I went and looked at the lyrics, just to be sure, but that doesn't sound like a very romantic song for a wedding reception.

And, on top of that...What was this??? Tom's greatest hits night???? "You Take My Breath Away" and the above? Did they have a fly-over as well? Where was Goose? IceMan??? Just wondering!

Stunning....allegedly, of course.

 

[my4kids]

Ok, People is saying that Tommy serenaded Kat(i)e with "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" at their reception. Wha.....? I'm just curious....now...I went and looked at the lyrics, just to be sure, but that doesn't sound like a very romantic song for a wedding reception.

And, on top of that...What was this??? Tom's greatest hits night???? "You Take My Breath Away" and the above? Did they have a fly-over as well? Where was Goose? IceMan??? Just wondering!

Stunning....allegedly, of course.

It kinda reminds me of those people you run in to from highschool, and they are still stuck back in the year they graduated, ya know, they are still friends with the same group, they have married one (or two) of their highschool sweethearts, and your conversations take place totally in the past like "Remember that time when we played hooky and went to the theme park? That was so fun!" And you really want to hear about their lives the way they are NOW not 25 years ago....like surely some new people have come into your life? But they are stuck in the past because they hit their prime in highshool, and don't want to leave those years.....that is what it all reminds me of...that he wanted music from a movie from when he was at his prime. Sad.

 

[my4kids]

OHHH! Please tell me they played the song from that movie where he slid across the floor in his underwear!!!!! "Just take those old records off the shelf...."

 

[my4kids]

If that baby doesnt look like Chris Klein, I dont know who does....

I mean - are you kidding me?? That baby is practically a look-alike for him - allegedly.

Ya know, although the eyes are still very Klien, I'm thinking this pic looks like Josh Harnett.

An why is Kat(i)e wearing the mother-of -the -bride dress in the this pic...talk about matronly!!!!!!

CR - can we get a side-by-side of Suri in this pic, and Josh?

 

[bigmerle1966]

Quote from CR's post on the Scientology wedding ceremony:


"And when she's older
Do you then
Keep her still? Do you?"

Oh man is he screwed!!!!!!!!!!! We all know that Kate has an 10 - 11 year shelf life max with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, NO, NO!

9 years 11 months and 29 days. Got to get rid of her before their 10th anniversary, just like the last wife.