Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[mommy*RN]

SEE?!?!? That poop is MUCH too big to come from a 4 month old!!! How many 4 month old poop a turd that size?!?!

Totally not Tom's kid!

Yes, I think it is a cast of Tom's poop...

Sorry if I grossed people out - I was just shocked. I doubt it is real...

This is what the info page says with the pic:

"This photo released by the Capla Kesting Gallery in August 2006 shows a sculpture purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri Cruise's first bowel movement."

 

[SplshMtn99]

MommyRN, glad to see you joining our fun!

(hey, I like the new pic of "penelope & simon" )

 

[Nancy]

Yes.... Like if someone said something bad about a tree in your backyard, it could cause allergies to that tree in your future. No kidding....

Courtesy of:http://www.scientology.org/en_US/news-media/faq/pg007.html




Oh, and this is nice too - from the mouth of LRON: http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache...dianetic.html+engram&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=5







And lastly - for grins and giggles....tonight's homework!
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache....htm+engram+clambake&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=7

Read that and report back to me.

[/QUOTE]


My favorite paragraph form the whole article, it actually had me laughing out loud:

[QUOTE]"But after a time, despite such success, he just couldn't put his heart to science fiction any more. For he had begun to fathom the innermost regions of the mind, and life took on a new meaning and purpose.[/QUOTE]

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Yes.... Like if someone said something bad about a tree in your backyard, it could cause allergies to that tree in your future. No kidding....

Courtesy of:http://www.scientology.org/en_US/news-media/faq/pg007.html




Oh, and this is nice too - from the mouth of LRON: http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache...dianetic.html+engram&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=5





And lastly - for grins and giggles....tonight's homework!
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache....htm+engram+clambake&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=7

Read that and report back to me.

[/QUOTE]

Stop, stop, stop now... I am going to tinkle in my pants!
Now, I am not one to judge someone elses religious beliefs... but &$%* is this scientology craziness. It's almost scary, sad.

 

[rhanditresmom]

I have to say it - I do! This 21 day photoshopped baby *IS* cute.

Which just leads me to believe even MORE this aint Tom's!

is anyone else thinking of that SNL commercial/skit...the one for "Hair Club for Babies"...."Nelson's Baby Toupees". Can't help it...the kid kinda looks like she's sporting one!

 

[EeyoreFan1]

...I'm beginning to have doubts myself!

 

[momrek06]

Hello,
I've lurked on your post a lot...and now that Suri's pics have come out I was curious what was happening here...

I have to post because I have solved the case...I don't know if this pic has been posted on here before, but I found it online. As any mom of a newly born baby knows...their poop is NOT formed...so how can this be Suri's first poop??? If she was adopted it could be her first poop with T&K...at say 3-4 months old...

Also - that is a LOT of poop for a newborn.

Sorry - I just thought this was the funniest pic I've seen in a long time...

Oh - and I am adopted...I've taken NO offence to any of the posts here...

OMG...there is no way that is Suri's poop UNLESS Tom and Kat(i)e decided to start SAVING it and then they decided to MOLD it after maybe a good solid ( ) month of bowel movements (I wonder if I can say that on the DIS)!!!

WHO, I would just like to KNOW, who the HECK has purchased THAT???

What SANE individual would even consider opening their wallet to purchase THIS???

I actually heard if you join The Scientology Church by the end of September you get a free SCULPTURE of Suri's poops!!!

 

[ChristmasElf]

OMG...there is no way that is Suri's poop UNLESS Tom and Kat(i)e decided to start SAVING it and then they decided to MOLD it after maybe a good solid ( ) month of bowel movements (I wonder if I can say that on the DIS)!!!

WHO, I would just like to KNOW, who the HECK has purchased THAT???

What SANE individual would even consider opening their wallet to purchase THIS???

I actually heard if you join The Scientology Church by the end of September you get a free SCULPTURE of Suri's poops!!!

Anyone else find it interesting that the date on the "trophy poop" is dated August 18, 2006.?? If the baby was supposedly born on April 18, why did it take 4 whole months for the baby to have it's "first b.m."?

Everyone KNOWs that babies first poops are like tar and not formed at all. More like really thick brownie batter.

 

[kdibattista]

Seriously... everyone knows this is fake poo, right

 

[DiszyDeanette]

I have yet to see a GOOD reason for believing she is not his child. I have only seen what I BELIEVE are ignorant reasons -- such as the fact that he has adopted before so he MUST BE sterile. Even if he couldn't conceive with Nicole that doesn't mean he couldn't have a biological child later down the road.

He couldn't conceive w/ Mimi (who went and had kids with another man) either, not to mention divorcing Nicole when she turned up pregnant (since it couldn't be his!) At this point, I didn't even think the fact that Tom shoots blanks was in question by anybody!

 

[DiszyDeanette]

Seriously... everyone knows this is fake poo, right

I thought it was scientologist baby poo, since they only feed them barley water and corn syrup.

 

[Poohbear123]

That song is from Oklahoma.

Thank you Nancy. Perhaps that is where Suri is Originally from? The POOP looks like DOG Poop!

 

[Imzadi]

OK, I'm back! I'm still a little dizzy, but I'll report what I got.

It took quite a bit to find an issue of Vanity Fair. I walked around the city for quite a bit. I finally found myself in front of the Scientology/Dianetics Center here. They were standing out front holding the mag saying I could get a free peek if I sat & chatted with them. I figured, I'd go in, chat, not sign anything & take one for the Team.

They sat me at a table next to one of those Playskool blue toy thingies and kept offering me some punch to drink. I refused of course. But after a while, because I was so parched from wandering around the city, I thought a couple of sips couldn't hurt. It actually had a super sweet, medicinal taste, like cough syrup. I actually didn't want more than a few sips.

Ummm, that's kind of the last thing I remember... I looked down at my watch & it was suddenly 2 hours later. I don't know what happened! And there was a huge, thick book lying nearby with my name on it.

As for the Suri pics, all I can say is, "She is the most beautiful, amazing baby I ever saw. Quite normal looking. She has a head full of very thick, black hair.

 

[Imzadi]

Larry King is on NOW on the East Coast!

 

[kdibattista]

Vanity Fair editor Jane Sarkin, who spent 5 days at the compound being programmed (um.. I mean interviewing) said that what struck her the most was how much the baby looked just like Tom

 

[Nancy]

OK, I'm back! I'm still a little dizzy, but I'll report what I got.

It took quite a bit to find an issue of Vanity Fair. I walked around the city for quite a bit. I finally found myself in front of the Scientology/Dianetics Center here. They were standing out front holding the mag saying I could get a free peek if I sat & chatted with them. I figured, I'd go in, chat, not sign anything & take one for the Team.

They sat me at a table next to one of those Playskool blue toy thingies and kept offering me some punch to drink. I refused of course. But after a while, because I was so parched from wandering around the city, I thought a couple of sips couldn't hurt. It actually had a super sweet, medicinal taste, like cough syrup. I actually didn't want more than a few sips.

Ummm, that's kind of the last thing I remember... I looked down at my watch & it was suddenly 2 hours later. I don't know what happened! And there was a huge, thick book lying nearby with my name on it.

As for the Suri pics, all I can say is, "She is the most beautiful, amazing baby I ever saw. Quite normal looking. She has a head full of very thick, black hair.

Way too funny!

Should I say way to take one for the team.....ummmm...you are still on the team aren't you? They haven't transported you have they? Do we need to call that Frank guy?

 

[Nancy]

Vanity Fair editor Jane Sarkin, who spent 5 days at the compound being programmed (um.. I mean interviewing) said that what struck her the most was how much the baby looked just like Tom

She also said she had an amazing time, can we all say

 

[barkley]

all i can say after just turning on and turning off larry king-THE KID DOES NOT LOOK LIKE EITHER OF THEM. neither katie nor tom have the almond eyes 'surie' has.

 

[damo]

Larry King seemed totally bored instead of amazed. Baby sure is adorable though.

 

[momrek06]

Jane has definitely had way to much kool-ade!!! She kept saying the word amazing all throughout the interview and she like stuttered a bit...when asked about the wedding, when asked about Scientology, when asked about Kat(i)e's family...like she was sort of in a way stalling and then she would continue to answer Larry.

I cannot believe for ONE MINUTE there was NO Scientology discussion while they were there for 5 days????

They had to fly in late at night(the journalist and Annie)...why...big deal...why was Suri being photographed like it was some huge TOP GOVERNMENT SECRET where they had to fly in at night....

ANYYONE ELSE HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON THE INTERVIEW...