Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

This is the Top 10 list from David Letterman last night

OMG! Thats hilarious!!!

 

[Imzadi]

Pretend for a moment that you've just been in a car accident. You're discombobulated, a little scared and perhaps even in pain. At that moment, all you want is the comforting wail of sirens. Instead, you find yourself face-to-face with the shiny toothed twosome of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Scary thought, right?

But that's the scene that unfolded Saturday night along L.A.'s 101 freeway, as the PR-battered parents of the conspiracy-surrounded Suri supposedly came to the aid of two "shaken accident victims," their rep tells People (we're assuming they were "shaken" before encountering TomKat). . .

Alas, it doesn't appear that Suri was riding along with her Good Samaritan-playing parents, although if she had been, we're sure the Henningsens would have found her both "beautiful" and of "normal size."

Okay, who here is the writer who works for MSN? That article smacks of all our humor & sarcasm - not to mention, all our same research.

I'm wondering if the Henningsens just "happen" to be Scientologists who were in the accident that they "came across." I notice they didn't mention another car was involved. Tommy Boy, you missed a chance to have them say how beautiful & amazing Suri is - with no deformities!

 

[Disney1fan2002]

While "no deformities" is certainly one of the highest compliments one can pay to a four-month-old, the source's story seems to have some holes big enough for Xenu to fly his spaceship through.

OMG! I....can't.....breath!!!!!!! That had to have been the funniest article I have ever read.

 

[CathrynRose]

Seems MSNBC has been using US as their research for articles??

LOL!

 

[KristiKelly]

It's finally out, the first pic of Suri and she is a beauty!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-first-Pictu...ryZ14890QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Poohnatic]

It's finally out, the first pic of Suri and she is a beauty!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-first-Pictu...ryZ14890QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Imzadi]

OMG!!!
I can't stop laughing!

 

[bigmerle1966]

OMG! Thats hilarious!!!

It seems people are getting bolder about what they say about Scientology. I hear more digs now than I ever have before. I wonder if it has to do with TC being "allegedly" nuttier or if it's because of what "allegedly" happened with the South Park episode.

 

[Diva of Dragons]

Ground control to Stalker Tom!!....Oh my gosh, I have a lot of catching up to do but I don't think this has been posted yet!...I guess once a nut-job, always a nut-job!! Seriously, Suri or no Suri, should this guy be breeding????

Top Stories for 08/15/06
Posted Aug 15th 2006 8:49AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Tom and Katie, Features, Let's Get This Party Started

Though the general public is now fully privy to Tom Cruise's penchant for bizarre behavior, the late baseball great Joe DiMaggio may have been one of the first to know.

A report this morning suggests that the actor followed Joltin' Joe all over the place, spooking him and nearly prompting him to call the cops.

In the mid-'90s, when Cruise had already ascended to the top of the Tinseltown heap, he would, according to a source cited by Rush & Molloy, show up unbidden at baseball-signing shows and wait for DiMaggio to appear, and even waited outside a restaurant for him once for three hours. But the famous Yankee – once married to Marilyn Monroe – wasn't impressed, and instead, according to the source, referred to Cruise as "a short little guy" who scared him a little. "This guy is following me around everywhere I go," said DiMaggio to R&M's source. "Next time, I'm going to call the cops."

Cruise's reps didn't respond to the story, and it's perfectly possible that Tom was trying to get DiMaggio's story made into a film: The "Mission: Impossible" star and father of Suri has been known to go to great lengths to get projects made, like showing up on a motorcycle in the middle of the night at director JJ Abrams' house to convince him to direct "M:I-3."

 

[bigmerle1966]

It's finally out, the first pic of Suri and she is a beauty!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-first-Pictu...ryZ14890QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

The funniest thing is that they have two bids on that.

 

[Imzadi]

It seems people are getting bolder about what they say about Scientology. I hear more digs now than I ever have before. I wonder if it has to do with TC being "allegedly" nuttier or if it's because of what "allegedly" happened with the South Park episode.

What's interesting & ironic is that Scientology is big on "handling Supression". They have an advanced course on dealing with Supression for like $500. But then, Tommy Boy "allegedly" supresses the re-airring of South Park. The thing about supression is that what gets supressed often comes back with a vengence when it wiggles out from under it!

The funniest thing is that they have two bids on that.

I bet Jay Leno gets that pic. He does an eBay segment on actual auctions. It would be so funny if he gets it & airs it!

 

[robertsmom]

It seems people are getting bolder about what they say about Scientology. I hear more digs now than I ever have before. I wonder if it has to do with TC being "allegedly" nuttier or if it's because of what "allegedly" happened with the South Park episode.

Either way, I LOVE it!

 

[Poohnatic]

Darn, they pulled the auction! I was all set to bid 25 cents, too!

Suzanne

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Go for it Suzanne! the auction is still up. (I won't tell you how i know this )

 

[Poohnatic]

Go for it Suzanne! the auction is still up. (I won't tell you how i know this )

My links a dud, then. I showed it to DH and he was positive it was a DISer who'd realized the goldmine that could be made!

 

[Imzadi]

Clear your internet cookies. The auction is still there.

Okay, here is the picture archived in case the auction really does get pulled. We don't want to lose that FIRST picture of Suri!

 

[Moustermind]

I read a report the other day stating that baby Suri was "...spotted in Hollywood..." Poor kid! Having to deal with Tom Cruise for a dad and being all spotted like that. I just wonder what color the spots are?

 

[KristiKelly]

I read a report the other day stating that baby Suri was "...spotted in Hollywood..." Poor kid! Having to deal with Tom Cruise for a dad and being all spotted like that. I just wonder what color the spots are?

I don't believe that about the spots, as you can see from the ebay pic, there are no spots. Maybe she's one of those criers that gets all splotchy. My DD is like that, maybe those were mistaken for spots.

 

[Nancy]

Mt oldest DD gets all splotchy too (just like I used to)

But what parents would deliberately spot their kid? Maybe it's a weird scientology rite of passage???

 

[KristiKelly]

Okay, apparently that was not the 1st pic. There was another on ebay, auction has ended so pic is not available that sold for $5.50. Tom would NOT be happy about this, Shiloh got millions and Suri got $5.50 That is just not right!!!