Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

BUT.....today, I heard that none other than big JT himself has come to the defense of Mr. Gibson. Hmmmmmmmm.....me thinks Scientology is trying to gets it's hooks into yet another big celebrity..

Who is JT?

 

[KristiKelly]

Who is JT?

I'm assuming John Travolta.

 

[Nancy]

Ok I just had to bump, we were bottom of page 4!!!!

 

[robertsmom]

Ok I just had to bump, we were bottom of page 4!!!!

Unacceptable! How are we going to recruit new members if we don't keep this thread front and center??

 

[SueM in MN]

I'm assuming John Travolta.

That's what I assume too (besides this will bump it up again).

 

[Imzadi]

.....today, I heard that none other than big JT himself has come to the defense of Mr. Gibson. Hmmmmmmmm.....me thinks Scientology is trying to gets it's hooks into yet another big celebrity.

DON'T DO IT MEL!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE KOOLAID.

But isn't that how Scientology recruits people? Gets them when they are at their lowest point & weak? Let's not get into Mel, but you can't get more down than that.

I can just hear the conversation now:
"Mel, your own religion isn't working for you. It didn't stop you from drinking again. It didn't stop you from openly spouting off on a topic & people you shouldn't have. Your own career is in jeopardy now. And possibly marriage too after the drinking & tirade binge. Since your really a deeply religious person, why not try a new religion that will help you?

Scientology is all about being at cause over your life. We can help you detox all the alcohol in your system with our Purifs. We can do auditing on you to find what ever enegrams are in you from your father or whoever, that made you verbally spout off like you did. You DID ask for support in finding out where those comments came from. You did build a church in Malibu based on your own Catholic Vatican I beliefs. Here is a REAL church that you can help build...umm, by the way, just how much of the $350 million that Passion grossed, goes directly to you & not split with your production company?"

 

[Deb & Bill]

Did y'all see this in the Sunday funnies? Sunday, August 13, 2006.

http://www.comics.com/wash/opus/

 

[SueM in MN]

But isn't that how Scientology recruits people? Gets them when they are at their lowest point & weak? Let's not get into Mel, but you can't get more down than that.

I can just hear the conversation now:
"Mel, your own religion isn't working for you. It didn't stop you from drinking again. It didn't stop you from openly spouting off on a topic & people you shouldn't have. Your own career is in jeopardy now. And possibly marriage too after the drinking & tirade binge. Since your really a deeply religious person, why not try a new religion that will help you?

And.............
besides, Mel.
You can be a Scientologist and a Catholic,........
like Katie used to be. Or.......................
you can be just a Scientologist, like Tom is and like Katie (sorry. Kate) is now.

 

[SueM in MN]

Did y'all see this in the Sunday funnies? Sunday, August 13, 2006.

http://www.comics.com/wash/opus/

I didn't know where to find it on the internet, so I'm glad you did.

 

[SplshMtn99]

Wow, can't believe no one has posted this yet. TomKat was on the news tonight. Seems the "RESCUED" a couple when they were returning from watching DAVID BECKHAM play soccer. Now, the article states "no word on whether Suri was with them"....but the evening news said Suri was NOT with them. Wish I could remember what channel I was watching.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19755,00.html

It's like the 5th time Tom has rescued people.

And hasn't John Travolta rescued someone.....airport / runway involved. ?? That's from memory so details foggy.

What's the deal? They rescue you & you sell your soul to Scientology for a billion years?

Oh.....and Baby Suri went to a birthday party...and witness says "she's beautiful. She has no deformaties.". ??????

 

[momrek06]

Did anyone see the Entertainment News tonight? I guess Katie and Tom were driving somewhere in the Hollywood, Ca area on Saturday night and stopped to assist some people that were involved in a car accident. They are being called "Good Samaritans" by the media.....

Naa..I am going out on a limb here and I am going to guess that they were checking to see if they were celebrities in the accident and then "rescue" them and then tell them to come with them to the "dark side"....but please bring your wallet.

Naa..they left after giving some assistance in some small manner. No one they wanted or needed for L. Ron!

 

[PatriciaH]

The articles posted are really scary especially L Ron Hubbard Jr's. thoughts on his father! Satan worshiper, major drug user, gave his wife abortions, stole money from countless people and ruined their lives with blackmail! WTH?? People follow this guys writings/teachings?

 

[SplshMtn99]

Did anyone see the Entertainment News tonight? I guess Katie and Tom were driving somewhere in the Hollywood, Ca area on Saturday night and stopped to assist some people that were involved in a car accident. They are being called "Good Samaritans" by the media.....

Naa..I am going out on a limb here and I am going to guess that they were checking to see if they were celebrities in the accident and then "rescue" them and then tell them to come with them to the "dark side"....but please bring your wallet.

Naa..they left after giving some assistance in some small manner. No one they wanted or needed for L. Ron!

LOL...we posted same thing at same time. See post #1650 with link to article AND MORE!!!!!

And we came to same conclusion about dark side.

OK, is it the DIS making us think alike....or the lake water?

 

[momrek06]

LOL...we posted same thing at same time. See post #1650 with link to article AND MORE!!!!!

And we came to same conclusion about dark side.

OK, is it the DIS making us think alike....or the lake water?

...I will say one thing, that LAKE is cleaner than any KOOL-AID crap drink Tommy Boy has been shoving down everyone lately.

No, but seriously Splash..I know you guys are at the Lake and my DS was a lifeguard there from 1999-2003 and the State of Ma came down to the Lake 2x a week to test the water and it is the CLEANEST body of water in MA second to the QUABBIN RESERVOIR.....so I thought I would share that little tid bit with you and DH, as he is on his Jet Ski having a blast on the Lake.

I am going to check out your article because I did not see the entire show but just "heard" this from the next room.

NO MENTION OF SURI either.

 

[WldWcnWmn]

What's the sitch? Is there a baby? Is it an adoption, is it some other guys, is it deformed? What's the sitch?!?! We all know DIS Peeps know before anyone else....

 

[Imzadi]

Oh.....and Baby Suri went to a birthday party...and witness says "she's beautiful. She has no deformaties." ??????

I always say that after I "meet" a baby!

I was just watching The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson. In his monologue he was saying "People believe a lot of things are real that are not: alligators in sewers, Big Foot, Suri Cruise!"

 

[CindyCan]

Good morning everyone! I found this article this morning (I know this info has already been posted), but this one reiterates about Leah Remini. I found it interesting. I have another comment below:

Good Samaritan link

Good Samaritan Cruise
14/08/2006 1:29:00 PM
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'Mission: Impossible III' actor Tom Cruise and his fiancée Katie Holmes stopped to help a couple involved in a car crash.


Tom Cruise

(BANG) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have helped comfort a couple hurt in a car crash in Los Angeles.

The 'Mission: Impossible III' star and his fiancée were on their way home from the airport on Saturday (12.08.06) when they came across the smash on the 101 Freeway.

A spokesperson for the couple confirmed that they stopped to make sure Jon Henningsen and his wife weren't badly hurt and even waited with them until the emergency services arrived.

Meanwhile, 'King of Queens' actress Leah Remini has insisted Tom, 44, and Katie, 27, are normal parents.

The US TV star - who is a Scientologist like Tom - has dispelled the mystery surrounding the couple's elusive daughter Suri.

The tot has rarely been out in public since she was born three months ago, but Remini has revealed she saw her several weeks ago and insists she is healthy and beautiful.

She recently said: "She's a normal size. Tom and Katie want to have a life and raise their baby. They're normal parents."

Okay: "RARELY been out in public"?!? How about NEVER!!!!

And, what's all this about INSISTING they're NORMAL parents? Excuse me, but NORMAL parents are not driving home from the airport WITHOUT their baby, yet again. Do they spend ANY time with her? (That's assuming there's a "her" to spend time with.)

It sounds like the PR machine is realizing this thing is blowing up in their faces, but they're just making it worse!!

ETA: I just realized I'm finally over 200 posts! This thread is to blame. I've been around the DIS since 1998, but obviously don't post much unless we're planning a trip.

 

[CathrynRose]

I'm assuming John Travolta.

Ahhhh - DUH!

I dont know why, but everytime I looked at it, I couldnt think of who in the heck it was.

And the only JT I knew of was a Backstreet Boy.

Alright - back to work...errrr, I mean discussing Suri.

 

[andromedaslove]

I heard this story last night on Entertainment Tonight, but here is the full article from MSN. It seems Tommy Boy has made a habit of rescuing people just when his rep is the one that needs rescuing.

TomKat: The Latest

Cruise helps motorists, calls publicist; plus, the battling Barkers, celebrity sickness report, Justin's Kanye diss and more ...

August 14, 2006

Pretend for a moment that you've just been in a car accident. You're discombobulated, a little scared and perhaps even in pain. At that moment, all you want is the comforting wail of sirens. Instead, you find yourself face-to-face with the shiny toothed twosome of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Scary thought, right?

But that's the scene that unfolded Saturday night along L.A.'s 101 freeway, as the PR-battered parents of the conspiracy-surrounded Suri supposedly came to the aid of two "shaken accident victims," their rep tells People (we're assuming they were "shaken" before encountering TomKat).

Cruise and Holmes were heading home to Beverly Hills from the airport after taking in an exhibition soccer game featuring friend-of-Tom David Beckham in Salt Lake City when they stopped to help the couple, identified as one Jon Henningsen and his wife.

Cruise, whose medical knowledge apparently extends beyond just postpartum depression and the proper use of a sonogram machine, reportedly ascertained, with his glassy eyed bride-to-be's assistance, that the Henningsens "were not seriously injured," and they remained with them until emergency personnel arrived.

Alas, it doesn't appear that Suri was riding along with her Good Samaritan-playing parents, although if she had been, we're sure the Henningsens would have found her both "beautiful" and of "normal size."

Cynical types out there (hey, whaddya looking at us for?) will wonder whether someone in the Cruise camp recently stumbled across the manual once used so successfully by his former rep Pat Kingsley during his preproselytizing PR heyday, when tales of his heroic real-life rescues were as common as Katie's caffeine and Barney's runs.

Highlights from the People-dubbed "Tom Terrific" era include reports of how he allegedly leapt into action to help a female mugging victim; a female hit-and-run victim; and a family whose yacht was on fire and rapidly sinking.

Cruise also enjoyed plenty of positive press after he fished a 7-year-old boy out of a crush of fans at the London premiere of "Mission: Impossible" ("It was scary, man. I could see the color draining from the kid's face," he said at the time).

Speaking of "scary" and "kids," has the mysterious but supposedly genetically gifted Suri finally been captured on film?

Last week, helicopter-hovering shutterbugs from photo agency X17 snapped fuzzy photos that appear to show Holmes staring out a window of Cruise's fortified Beverly Hills compound (perhaps thinking wistfully of those carefree days on the set of "Dawson's Creek") with what appears to be a diaper-clad infant hovering hazily in the background.

The long-distance shots surfaced not long after the New York Post reported Annie Leibovitz had photographed Suri for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair (the photog's rep disavowed all knowledge of the supposed shoot). Unfortunately, the paparazzi pics aren't distinct enough to determine whether there's actual mommy-and-me time going on or if someone just stuck a cardboard Katie cutout from "Batman Begins" in front of a blown-up photo of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

Meanwhile, in still more Suri-sighting news, another eyewitness has come forward to confirm her much-lauded beauty. An anonymous source tells the New York Daily News that the "Dianetics"-devoted duo recently showed off their Sasquatch-like sprout at a roller-skating birthday party for Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's son, Jaden.

"Suri is a beautiful baby," gushes the mole. "She had no deformities that I could see! She has a gorgeous head full of dark, curly hair, and she resembles both parents, though she looks slightly more like Tom."

While "no deformities" is certainly one of the highest compliments one can pay to a four-month-old, the source's story seems to have some holes big enough for Xenu to fly his spaceship through.

For instance, Jaden's birthday falls on July 8, which was smack in the middle of Cruise and Holmes' summer vacation in Telluride, Colo. And in late July, Jada told People how she and Will had twice visited the "gorgeous" Suri at Cruise's mansion, never mentioning a meet-up at their son's birthday party.

The account of Suri's "curly" hair also differs from an earlier sighting in Us Weekly, in which a snitch claimed she had "dark, straight hair."

Another head-scratcher: Tom and Katie didn't join in on the roller-skating fun, even though they enjoyed ice-skating in the freezing rain during a New York City outing while Holmes was about five months along.

 

[bigmerle1966]

This is the Top 10 list from David Letterman last night

Top Ten Mel Gibson Excuses


10. "Did I say 'Jews'? I meant Scientologists"

9. "Food poisoning from a bad knish"

8. "Uhh, hello? I'm famous"

7. "Shouldn't have been drinking with Hasselhoff"

6. "Any press is good press"

5. "I refer all questions to my Jew attorney"

4. "Tired of Britney Spears getting all the 'crazy celebrity' attention"

3. "Oh like you've never gotten drunk and accidentally said, 'Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world'?"

2. "Researching upcoming role as insane washed-up movie star"

1. "Hoping to be named People Magazine's 'Sexiest Anti-Semite Alive'"