Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[andromedaslove]

After reading 42 pages (10 new for me this day!) Here is what I think:

1. Tom thinks he can get away with anything, see quote from Rolling Stone. So he does this for the publicity or to prove he is not gay/sterile. The baby is actually adopted from another scientologist but the monther decides to keep her at the last minute. So now they are trying to find another baby.

2. (more realistic) Katie really did have a baby, even if it is not Tom's but the baby was born deformed somehow. That is why they cancelled the photo shoot and no one has seen her. The few that have seen her want to protect her and her parents because she is so tragically deformed.

See, something is off about the whole "deformed" bit though. Didn't Tom go out and buy an ultrasound machine?? If there were something that was visibly wrong with the baby they would have known well ahead of time. At least enough ahead of time that they wouldn't have scheduled a photo shoot which they later cancelled.

 

[Sonya]

true.....

 

[robertsmom]

Awww.. raise a family of sheets and grow old and tattered together!

Now this is Wish I'd thought of it!

 

[Beth76]

Do you think Tom and Kate are excited?

I have seen the "excited" and "amazing" quotes before. But what was the deal with the "fabulous Katie Holmes" being trademarked?

 

[Imzadi]

I'm just confused as to why no one at the hospital confirmed seeing her in labor etc. I know there are HIPPA laws but you would think someone would be talking anyway!

Tom makes people sign confidentiality agreements before they even come close enough to him.

I've had to sign one of these here in NYC in regards to some other extremely famous person. In the agreement, you agree to give whatever monies you made from talking to the tabloids (or wherever) PLUS $1Million - $3Million dollars over that amount to the celeb. The amount is so outrageous to let you know they WILL be going after any amount short of that, that you do have, like your home, childrens' college education, etc. It was drawn up by attorneys and is quite iron-clad. If you don't want to voluntarily sign the agreement, (so you can't say later you were coerced,) then you are simply not allowed to be in the vicinity of the person. Either way, they let you know you have a choice in what to do.

Unless you have $3Million dollars lying around to fork over, you aren't going to be talking!

 

[chell]

Tom makes people sign confidentiality agreements before they even come close enough to him.

I've had to sign one of these here in NYC in regards to some other extremely famous person. In the agreement, you agree to give whatever monies you made from talking to the tabloids (or wherever) PLUS $1Million - $3Million dollars over that amount to the celeb. It was drawn up by attorneys and is quite iron-clad. If you don't want to voluntarily sign the agreement, (so you can't say later you were coerced,) then you are simply not allowed to be in the vicinity of the person. Either way, they let you know you have a choice in what to do.

Unless you have $3Million dollars lying around to fork over, you aren't going to be talking!

They should talk and then file bankruptcy.

 

[damo]

Wonder why no tabloid stories about what psychics think? Well, as service to my Dis homies here are my predictions:

1. Katie WAS pregnant
2. She gave birth at least two months before the supposed birth
3. Tom is NOT the father
4. You will hear/see another pregnancy very soon - again orchestrated


.....me waiting for The Enquirer to contact me

That is what I suspected as well. It would explain the weird pregancy photos and work perfectly into Tom's need to prove his masculinity.

 

[Imzadi]

Hmmm... now I'm wondering if on Tom's confidentiality agreements he's added on a clause stating that if you do talk, you not only have to fork over the money but: you (and your family) must join Scientology for life and take all their darn courses!

Now THAT would keep people's mouth shut!

 

[chell]

Hmmm... now I'm wondering if on Tom's confidentiality agreements he's added on a clause stating that if you do talk, you not only have to fork over the money but: you (and your family) must join Scientology for life and take all their darn courses!

Now THAT would keep people's mouth shut!

Yeah, now that would work for me.

 

[robertsmom]

Hmmm... now I'm wondering if on Tom's confidentiality agreements he's added on a clause stating that if you do talk, you not only have to fork over the money but: you (and your family) must join Scientology for life and take all their darn courses!

Now THAT would keep people's mouth shut!

Boy, if the money thing didn't work, THAT sure would!

 

[robertsmom]

Uh oh.....am I a thread killer??

 

[Beth76]

Uh oh.....am I a thread killer??

Nah, just a slow Sunday. Hopefully the tabloids will have some new "info" and pics tomorrow for us to post and laugh about.

 

[robertsmom]

Nah, just a slow Sunday. Hopefully the tabloids will have some new "info" and pics tomorrow for us to post and laugh about.

LOL! Ok, just wondering

 

[mrsheppo]

I think I found a sonogram picture online of Suri.

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.Sorry, I couldn't resist ( or should I say Suri?)

 

[Beca]

Uh oh.....am I a thread killer??

Nah!! Things'll pick up again when the work week starts.....there's always more action on the dis when the boss is paying for it.



Beca

 

[Poohnatic]

thanks for all the great links, everyone!

 

[SplshMtn99]

I haven't seen this posted yet. I found it rather funny, and thought you guys might enjoy it too.

Do you think Tom and Kate are excited?

Thanks for the link. It was exciting & great!!


Yea, & what's with the trademark after her name everywhere in the article??? Strange. Is she a THING now that Tom owns her? Did Tom have her trademarked?

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

This thread has me .


But seriously, that Rolling Stone article about Scientology was totally CREEPY. I guess at it's most basic level, it doesn't seem like a big deal. But after you get really into it...yikes. That's some scary stuff!

And I wonder if there are any closet Scientologists on the DIS that just haven't said anything because everyone's been talking about how creepy and cult-ish their religion is

 

[yearbook50]

Seriously, this is getting ridiculus.

 

[ChristmasElf]

And I wonder if there are any closet Scientologists on the DIS that just haven't said anything because everyone's been talking about how creepy and cult-ish their religion is

Let's find out! Is anyone here doing amazingly well? Are you excited about everything and just extrordinarily happy??
Last but not least, have any of you caught your spouse jumping like a fool on furniture when describing their feelings for you?


If yes to any of this above, then you may be a Scientologist.