Off Topic - Turn on your TV

[Raulandpinboy]

I know your both married, heck I'm married to, I've been with the ole ball and chain over three hundred.... Umm no that's wrong seventeen years yea that's it, it just seem like three hundred.

But if one of my closest female friends wants to give me an Italian sports car, who am I to argue. If it makes her happy I'm happy.

And umm Laureen I know you're not that mean, and I really really like you, why I tell people all the time what a true close friend you are.

With that out of the way, a red two seater stick no auto, and with a cool sounding name, something that starts with Fer… will do fine.

Your dearest friend Ed

 

[AZ JazzyJ]

Raul and Pin Boy ,

You want a large Italian woman in a red dress that takes two chairs named Fern carrying a tree trunk delivered to your house? Wow, I think that is more data than I needed to know about you.

Jeff

 

[JudithM]

Imagination, imagination ... I'm singing the figment song! You boys sure do have a vivid imagination - I cannot say much else since this is a family board. Like I said Sunday - Lauri starts a serious thread & look what you all do to it !

 

[Raulandpinboy]

All I wanted was an Italian sports car.

But I must say what Jeff is offering beats my two pair (do what you will with that one caballeros).

But since he started it, ::::thwap::::: him again Laureen I'll hold him down, and ::::thwap::::: Robyn for making fun of my hynie.

And tell Eeyore64 what the heck a Deora is before they throw something.

Me I'm still guessing and having fun with it Deora is backwards for Aroed which is hood talk for Hemorrhoids, so yo yo yo break it down Laureen gave Jeff…… Nope not going there. I quit.

Keep messin with the moderators, and sooner or later they are gonna throw me off this board (sigh), but its not me its the voices that tell me what to say, and they speak so clearly too.

Good night everybody I'm here all week Thank you…. Thank you for coming.

Love ya mean it….. peace y'all

 

[AZ JazzyJ]

Dude,

You are close, "Aroed" is what William Tell's son got when William sneezed while trying to shoot an apple off his son's head.

Jeff

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Actually I thought it was a redneck term for a guy annoyed with a guy called Roy (hey it rhymes).

You know one of those one-word sentences like dideatyet.

Used in a sentence within a story

"What's wrong with Clem"
"Awww Roy shot em in the foot while huntin"
"Sakes alive he must be Aroed"
"yea doggies, so dideatyet"
"naw lets get some grits"

I can't believe its come to this, Jeff shoot this thread, put it out of its misery. Hey dideatyet?


Disclaimer…

I live in Florida most of my neighbors are rednecks, I love tractor pulls so I must be one too. I LOVE GRITS… I drive a truck and do in fact have a gun rack in the back. There is a town here call Bithlow its major resource is used car parts salvage yards, every weekend they race School busses and afterwards used them in a demolition derby, I'm there and have in fact raced, and demoded a few I have the scars to prove it… so don't tell me I'm makin fun of rednecks or I'll take you behind the bus derby and whoop your hide. You hungry dideatyet.

 

[MeanLaureen]

Okay.. you guys asked for it.. here is a picture of a Deora

 

[DaisyCrazy]

...I always wondered what those little boxes with the red x's in them were called.....

Christy

 

[MeanLaureen]

You only see a red x? Hmm.. let me try again

How's that???

 

[DaisyCrazy]

.....did I just get :::::thwapped:::::..........??

Christy

 

[NHMickey]

I figured I would check this red X out... It requires a closer look at the properties... Funny Lauri

 

[JudithM]

At least I know I am not the only one who does not see what Laurie put in her post .

 

[DaisyCrazy]

Very funny, Lauri.... .....ya know, sometimes it takes me a minute or two, but I do *eventually* catch on......

Christy

p.s.--and anyway, doesn't your byline say something about not being "THAT mean"...???? Hmmmmm??