Off-topic randomness - a place to ramble?

[lajones81]

I think i am.Yesterday I went up to people I had never met,and yelled"Merry Christmas!!"

I don't know, as I am pretty excited myself! LOL! I worked my tail off this week so I don't have one ounce of work to do over break! Woot!

 

[Captain Brain]

I don't know, as I am pretty excited myself! LOL! I worked my tail off this week so I don't have one ounce of work to do over break! Woot!

I have no work too!

But,arg,I have to go to the worlds stupidest place.Boys&Girls Club.

They would hire my 7 year old brother.I will not be available during they day,Monday,Tuesday,and Wednesday.

 

[Maleficent2]

Does anyone else have a MIL who seems intent on making your blood pressure rise?

Case in point: My MIL asked what she could get DS for Christmas, and we told her he is dying to get this one video game. We were going to buy it, but if she wanted to get it, that would be fine. Great, she says. Flash forward to today when she calls DH and tells him she just sent money today. It's a week before Christmas, the game is sold out everywhere and I am being a lunatic trying to find the game or something else. Arg.....that's all I can say.....Arg!.

no not a MIL like that a Mother! arggggg!!!!!don't even want to get started


Mal

 

[Alyce]

Maybe it's time for it to resurface !

Good time of year for it !

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Happy Holidays ! ! !​

 

[Tishke]

no not a MIL like that a Mother! arggggg!!!!!don't even want to get started


Mal

ROFL, I can just imagine if it were my mother! Ack! I ran out today to get something to put under the tree from my MIL for DS when I get a phone call from my Dad. He's sending money, too. What is this? Are people too lazy to buy presents....do they think I am just a lady of leisure?! I have VMK to play!

 

[Tishke]

So, my anniversary is not until Monday, but DH and Santa did some work together and today my present came home.....it is a VERY adorable PUPPY!!!! He's an 8-week old Shih-Tzu, and he's mostly caramel colored with some black around his eyes. Now I just have to give him a name. I am sooo excited. He's the first dog I have ever owned

 

[pilikia97]

Happy anniversary, Tishke! Please post a picture of your new fur-baby so we can see too!
My anniversary is Tuesday, but we already have cats so DH got us tickets to the opening night Little Shop of Horrors traveling stage production instead! If I am lucky maybe he will have made reservations at the Melting Pot before the show...

 

[Tishke]

Hmmm...I keep hearing things about The Melting Pot. Too bad there is not one here. I hope that you have a fabulous anniversary evening on Tuesday. A show and dinner sounds great!

I posted a picture of him on the Zeta Round 2 thread. He's officially the first Zeta Boy LOL The real fun comes when DS6 comes home from my Mom's house today and finds out that we have a new houseguest

 

[JeanJoe]

A mystery! Went to use the sink this morning, and found what appears to be half a tube of toothpaste squirted out and smeared all over the sink. What a mystery!!! How could this possibly have happened?

OK, so it's not that much of a mystery... BEASTS!

Grrr...

 

[Tishke]

Better toothpaste than PENCIL SHAVINGS. Yes, DS6 got mad at me last week so he said he emptied his pencil sharpener into my bathroom sink...to get even...seems a friend of his at school mentioned that when he does stuff like that his mom gets mad, but then gives him stuff, so he thought he would give it a try. Arg I tell you!

 

[JeanJoe]

Ooh, what'd he get? What'd he get? Lots of great treats, right?

Better toothpaste than PENCIL SHAVINGS. Yes, DS6 got mad at me last week so he said he emptied his pencil sharpener into my bathroom sink...to get even...seems a friend of his at school mentioned that when he does stuff like that his mom gets mad, but then gives him stuff, so he thought he would give it a try. Arg I tell you!

 

[cat_herder]

I need to confess. I believe I have violated the ultimate holiday taboo. This morning, desperately hungry, looking around and finding nothing else to eat... I finally realized I had no other resort, no other options.

I ate the fruitcake.

What have I done?!?!!

I think back, on the until now, unbroken chain of giving. Fruitcake given, fruitcake received. From person to person, a link stretching far into the past. Who knows how many years this fruitcake had passed hands? And now, in a fit of unthinking hunger, I have ended the fruitcake passing tradition.

I'm also worried. These things aren't actually meant to be consumed, are they?

Edited to add: quite clearly, my morning coffee has not kicked in yet.

LOL, my mother actually made very good fruit cake. She never used that aweful "candied fruit" in it, she used lots of nuts, maraschino cherries and rum.

 

[Tishke]

He got a good lecture, the loss of the pencil sharpener and get to play no video games for a week....woot! What a prize

 

[JeanJoe]

OK, I'm bored out of my mind here. While driving home, the Beast fell asleep in the car. Rather than wake her up, and end up with her grumpy, here I am sitting in the car, in the parking lot, slowly getting colder and colder.

Luckily, I've got the laptop, and the house wireless extends out to here. But, on VMK, all I get is the BSOD.

Bored! I'm SO bored!

And getting colder...

Anyone got any suggestions on what to do?

 

[Tishke]

well, if you are really bored....there is always www.bored.com

 

[nmudisneyfan]

well, if you are really bored....there is always www.bored.com

That is a great site if you're bored.

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

OK, I'm bored out of my mind here. While driving home, the Beast fell asleep in the car. Rather than wake her up, and end up with her grumpy, here I am sitting in the car, in the parking lot, slowly getting colder and colder.

Luckily, I've got the laptop, and the house wireless extends out to here. But, on VMK, all I get is the BSOD.

Bored! I'm SO bored!

And getting colder...

Anyone got any suggestions on what to do?

OMG I spent a half an hour on this site last night! Here are some suggestions: Play guitar, dance with the doll, pee!! sex, give me a present, strip... there are many many more!!!

http://www.santasez.sig-ad.com/

 

[lajones81]

That is a great site if you're bored.

Agreed!

 

[marypops!]

-my name- fought his enemy: Mickey Mouse in Iceland and got locked in prison in a sad mood and banged his head on a wall which completely freaked him out he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and as if it were a miracle he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Mexico All his friends in WDW never believed in this story.

-my name- fought his enemy: Mickey Mouse under the bed and got banished from the country but it was all an accident and snapped his ankle which upset everybody, he made a run for it and with the help of $750 000 worth of special effects he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home. All his friends in WDW never believed in this story.

-my name- got a letter bomb from Mickey Mouse in Peru and got 3rd degree burns on purpose and banged his head on a wall which upset everybody, he grabbed the detonator and with the help of $10 000 worth of special effects he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Tokalue All his friends in WDW never believed in this story.

these were from makestories.com

 

[lajones81]

Da Bears!!!!!