Found these things called sniglets, here are few
Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.( i think i have this)
Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew' kuh sy dal ten' den seez) - n. The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth.
Bumperglints (bump' ur glintz) - n. The small reflective obstacles in the middle of interstate highways which supposedly keep drivers awake and on track.
Choconiverous - adj. Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny first.
Cinemuck - n. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
Droot (drewt) - n. A Dorito with an unnatural fold in it.
Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.