BeanoC
I almost don't feel the way I do.
- Joined
- Sep 15, 2000
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Cheri - I guess you'll have to come to our party again this year... after a while you might FEEL like your flailing hundreds of feet in the air, but...
P-Dawg - That's "formaldehyde"... and if it was as toxic as they portrayed in that episode, I would have been dead years ago! LOL
Gina - If Patrick can carry you; I gotta see that!
Not that I am implying you're big or anything! I have never met you, but my man p-dawg is smaller than my daughter!
(You GO, Patrick!!)
Ok here's a good one:
A little girl accompanied her father to the barbershop. While her dad received a haircut, the little girl stood next to the barber chair, enjoying a snack cake.
The barber smiled at her and said, Sweetheart, youre going to get hair on your Twinkie.
I know, the little girl replied. Im gonna get breasts, too.
'Beano'

P-Dawg - That's "formaldehyde"... and if it was as toxic as they portrayed in that episode, I would have been dead years ago! LOL
Gina - If Patrick can carry you; I gotta see that!


Ok here's a good one:
A little girl accompanied her father to the barbershop. While her dad received a haircut, the little girl stood next to the barber chair, enjoying a snack cake.
The barber smiled at her and said, Sweetheart, youre going to get hair on your Twinkie.
I know, the little girl replied. Im gonna get breasts, too.
'Beano'
