October 29, 2005 Magic

[luckey-lasvegas]

No Ronnie Jo , They aren't released yet. I've posted the question on other boards and the Dis Pro's tell me that around May 1st they should be available. They tell me that there will be postings as soon as they go on sale , so if you see one pinch me.
Thanks!
Pdawgie you be more careful ! Or you'll have to answer to me and Ronnie Jo and Cheri. I'm glad you're feeling better, my cousin has a really bad case of Juv. diabetes so I'm very familiar with all the problems that can arise.
Have a great day everyone it's only a few more days until Friday

 

[RonnieJo66]

Luckey: guess thats why Beano takes care of tickets etc...me no know what I'm talking about


Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[princssdisnygina]

Oh my....this looks like my kind of people! I am right there with you Beano....I will do anything (almost) for beer! I will know who you are on the ship for sure! This ought to be an intersting next 6 months! YEAH!

Gina

 

[BeanoC]

Gina - there will always be a case or 2 cooling off in the ice chest in our stateroom !

Like everyone else on this thread, you (and of course your friend) are invited to our "DIS Party", which will be one afternoon (probably a sea day) during the cruise. We'll have enough food to feed the whole ship, and enough wine and beer for, well, us! It's become a tradition for us to host a party for DIS posters, and this year will be no exception. We be gonna have fun, you bet! (Good grammar, huh?)


'Beano'

 

[BeanoC]

Sorry, forgot to leave you with the joke of the day:


Why is there no Disneyland in China?


Nobody is tall enough to go on the good rides.



'Beano'

 

[princssdisnygina]

That is a great joke Beano!!! I am laughing because I am short myself but definitely tall enough for all of the rides!
Just let me know when the party is and we will be there!!! We are always up for a good party! Can we go now?

Gina

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Beno - I thought of you this morning...they did a news story about an assistant mortician that was collecting body parts in his house...including 2 heads!! EWWW!!

 

[BeanoC]

Betsy, that is appalling, disgusting and utterly gross. I NEVER keep the extra parts at my house!


That's pretty sad. There are some sick people in this world.


Ok, today's joke:

What's the fastest way to a man's heart??

Through his chest with a really sharp knife.




'Beano'

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Hey Ronnie Jo , remember when you asked me about the new ride insanity on top of the Stratosphere ? Well , two girls got stuck on it last night for an HOUR. It seems the winds were to high and the ride shut it self off. I can't imagine dangling over the Las Vegas strip for an hour!

Beano : keep up with the good jokes my customers love them !
Your costomers probably don't give you much of a reaction HUH .

To the new posters are there kids in your group or are you traveling child free?

Tommorrow's my Friday DBF is gonna be here with her kids from Cali . She's doing the Baker to Vegas run with all the other police officers. Not my idea of fun .... but to each his own.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Hi Luckey...holy cr@p!! no way man...I ain't gonna hang 900 feet in the air over a whole lot of nuthin

(although I am thinking of trying skydiving for my b-day )

Beano has some good jokes huh

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[princssdisnygina]

No kids for me! I am a big enough kid myself and I am all I can handle! Then you add in my DBF (Shane) and he is just as bad as me. I think that is more than enough!!!! Maybe someday! But for now I am enjoying being 27!!! I was married once and well, needless to say....it didn't work! I am out for as much fun as I can get! Anything disney will do!

Can we go yet????? This is going to be a long 6 months!!!

Gina

 

[BeanoC]

Well, RonnieJo and I have 2 teenagers... that explains why our parties always include alcohol.

Only kidding of course - they're great kids, and we're very blessed. I say that now, but when the college tuition bills start to roll in...

Ok here's a good one:

A woman holding a baby gets on a bus. The bus driver looks at them and says, “Damn, That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

In a huff the woman slams her money into the farebox and goes to the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sees she’s agitated and asks what’s wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me!” she fumes.

“That’s outrageous!” says the man. “He’s a public servant and shouldn’t be insulting passengers.”

“You ’re right!” the woman says. “I think I’ll go up there and give him a piece of my mind!”

“That’s a good idea,” says the man. “’I’ll hold your monkey.”




'Beano'

 

[pmcougar05]

This week is just flying by for me! Hey beano, you know they got some new blue collar tv shows on. And, i don't know if this is a rumor or not, but i heard ron white (tater salad) passed away.

Gina....i'll take good care of ya, i am 27 and single...once again...seems that the long distance relationship i was in didn't work out. But on last years cruise i seemed to find the 3 single ladies on the trip and we had a blast.

Sorry beano, i may be DSP (designated sober person) for most of the cruise, that attack kinda scared me so i don't think i will be doing shots. Just maybe a few beers.

Thanks everyone for caring and threatening to whip my ***, i don't know how many of you it will take, but i know how many you are gonna use...haha.

Well off to use the internet at work to plan a bachelor party.

p-dawg!

 

[princssdisnygina]

Sounds good to me Patrick!!! I will definitely need some taking care of!

Gina

 

[princssdisnygina]

I just changed cabins! I changed from a cat 7 to a 6 and I am now in Cabin 6124. Anyone close?

Gina

 

[BeanoC]

P-dawg ! It's about time you got a good scare, you crazy redneck! Shots and diabetes don't mix?? Duh!

And from all I can tell, it is just a rumor about Ron White. He's still around!


Gina - we're 2 decks above you, in 8030; close enough for you to stagger your way home after our party!!


'Beano'

 

[pmcougar05]

I wonder of anyone down in st. thomas or st. marteen will ask me if i want to by any "good stuff"?? I thought it was hilarious when the guy at costa maya asked me, i was like do i look like a druggie....well maybe i do, but that isn't the point...haha.

Hey, i saw this on CSI new york last night beano....i know of a way for you to earn some extra money....take the suites off of guys in the ground and sell them to shops....wash them first though cause this guy got caught cause of the fermaldahide.

Not sure what room i am in...i guess i need to check on that, it is on my card which is.....somewhere. I wanna say it was 71 something.

Don't worry gina....you will be in good hands with me....i think?? I will keep my charm to a minimum since you have a BF...haha.

Well back to work i go.

p-dawg

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

so here is my joke:

My boss likes how I tell it with my Irish accent:

The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Da... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Da - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)... an invitation for you all to spend New Years's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now daughter, what was it you said you had become?"

The girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"

"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a big hug!"

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Alright, pdawg, if I sees ya' with anything fruit'like or with a head on it (in a glass ) I'll drop kick you over board. You know I can do it too. (And, no you don't look like a druggie )

luckey- I'm with RonnieJo here, after the winds I experienced when I was there, there is no way in the world you could get me up to the top of that thing. I just about got blown over walking down the street. To me, a good time is cruising and one of Beano and RonnieJo's parties, not laying my life on the line flailing about 500 feet off of the ground. But that's just me.

Glad to hear Ron White is still with us. Kind of a modern day Foster Brooks. Monday night at 10:00 is MY tv time. Blue Collar all the way.

 

[princssdisnygina]

Patrick:

BF stands for best friend in this case! He is not my boyfriend, I am not his type if you know what I mean! So, we will just have to see what kind of charm you have! Lets see how good you really are!

Beano:

You are right, I can stagger down the stairs to my room after your party! Actually, someone may need to carry me! Patrick? LOL

Gina