October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 9

[A fat english gent]

ok i mean it this time my last one....

What more can you say

A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops
The first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am polish."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in England!"
The person says, "I not English, I am from Croatia."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not
English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?"
She says, "No, I am from Iraq!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?"
The Iraq lady checks her watch and says...
"Probably at work."

 

[minnieandmickey]

ok i mean it this time my last one....

What more can you say

A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops
The first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am polish."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in England!"
The person says, "I not English, I am from Croatia."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not
English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?"
She says, "No, I am from Iraq!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?"
The Iraq lady checks her watch and says...
"Probably at work."

Love the daily funnies, thanks.

PS love the line in your signature about Jack---too true

 

[goofyfreak]

Tell Pete happy birthday from one Nov 14th bday baby to another. Sean and my anniversary is on Nov. 26th

Nov 14th must be the official birthday day. Scott's birthday was the 14th also.

Lori

 

[Dyerneeds]

Nov 14th must be the official birthday day. Scott's birthday was the 12th also.

Lori

well then a happy belated birthday to nuclear scott!!
hi lori. hows my separate plate club vp?

 

[Dyerneeds]

Robin, weren't you and Mike going to do a Trip Report?

we are working on it.
not sure anyone wants to read about our boring life though.
its an ongoing battle as someone wants to leave out certain parts of the report.(the rockn bar d incident)

 

[Dyerneeds]

ok, im reading back and see my lovely wife has been making sport of me again while i was working.
thats ok pop tart. you know what they say about paybacks.

 

[goofyfreak]

Umm yeah, no. I SAW three year olds on the ship, I was paying very close attention for future trips. Yeah, no. Everytime I saw a three(ish) year old, they were kicking, screaming, yelling, hitting, spitting etc and the parents looked like they were about to kill their beautiful child!

That's the main reason Harrison didn't come with us. We missed him terrible but everytime we saw a family with 2ish kid screaming and miserable we were grateful for our decision.
Our biggest fight would have been trying to keep him out of the Mickey pool and just keeping him in the one little ear.

Lori

 

[Dyerneeds]

loving your report carrie.
i noticed you left out a certain rockn bar d incident as well.
afraid the sensors might get you?

 

[goofyfreak]

well then a happy belated birthday to nuclear scott!!
hi lori. hows my separate plate club vp?

I'm good. I actually get to get on the boards because Scott is not home. Alex got sick at school today so I had to come home and pick her up. I hate that she doesn't feel well but I get to start my weekend early!!!!

 

[goofyfreak]

Finally on the boards again FO?

 

[goofyfreak]

Who all have a trip report started? I want to read them all. I have read Karens and that's it.
I'm so behind here so Scott will just have to catch me up. But I will probably go back and look at all the photos!!!!
I love the one of Scott gettin down. The poor guy tries and that's what I love about him.

 

[Dyerneeds]

No problem... Mike left for work.

what the heck are you doing on my underdog link.?
you have your own tart buster thing. use it.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Who all have a trip report started? I want to read them all. I have read Karens and that's it.
I'm so behind here so Scott will just have to catch me up. But I will probably go back and look at all the photos!!!!
I love the one of Scott gettin down. The poor guy tries and that's what I love about him.

cass and rob had one. karen too. carries just started. and rachels is also ongoing. (but i think maybe school work is keeping her from updating)
come on rachel. we are waiting!!
we love them all.!!!

 

[Dyerneeds]

I'm so behind here so Scott will just have to catch me up. But I will probably go back and look at all the photos!!!!
I love the one of Scott gettin down. The poor guy tries and that's what I love about him.

that was scott trying? it looked pretty good to me.
but then cinnamike has got 0dance skills.
wrapping paper mike has got some moves.

 

[Dyerneeds]

I'm good. I actually get to get on the boards because Scott is not home. Alex got sick at school today so I had to come home and pick her up. I hate that she doesn't feel well but I get to start my weekend early!!!!

hope she feels better.

 

[Dyerneeds]

will harrison be joining us for kk2?

 

[Dyerneeds]

so as not to get behind this time, robin has started working on our distags
for kk2.
no more of that 711 stuff for you guys.

 

[Dyerneeds]

I did get a few Christmas presents wrapped tonight. And St Nick is all done too already.

what?
wow. no wonder they call you mother goose.
we havnt even started yet.
might have to hit that 711 xmas eve again.
i can get diamond earings there right?
in the gumball machine. tart girl wont know the difference.

 

[Dyerneeds]

speaking of jewlery. any of you other girls go crazy at that jewelery counter
on the ship? tart girl loved that table.
i tried to get paige and di to tell her that stuff looked like crap but she wouldnt hear it.

 

[Dyerneeds]

on a sad note.
our neighbor cinnamon left this morning. she came over and asked if i would pick up her mail as she will be away for a little while.
seems she is going on a cross country tour with her dance team, performing at clubs all over. i think her first stop was in texas so look out walt, cinnamons coming your way.
maybe it was my imagination but she seemed a little larger up top than the last time i saw her.