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Morning KK crew...
Enjoy this one!!.........................................
Subject: The Moral of Auntie Sharon
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.
"What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.
Next, little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are Farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'."
"That was a fine story Sarah." said the teacher. Michael, do you have a story to share?" asked the teacher.
"Yes. My Daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.
Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until
she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your Daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the **** away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."......................................
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total
shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family.
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
My, my Chris...you are very naughty today.
Heather
Now i know one of two have some leave "Booked" but as for the rest of them well who knows....
outfit... bandanna, earring, sash, eyepatch, etc. 
