October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 5

[A fat english gent]

Has the Mail gone to Lindy loo yet...

 

[A fat english gent]

Now who'll rip off my F.O....

 

[Darkrobe]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a ....
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

The first time I ever DJ'd a wedding was when I was 17 in a small town in Northern Alberta, I was doing a favor for the DJ who had to work as he was an RCMP officer and had to work that night unexepectedly.
The wedding festivities came to a crashing halt shortly after speeches were done when the groom came back up to borrow the microphone. The groom then thanked his best man for sleeping with his bride last night as he found out they were together; but decided to continue with the marriage ceremony and food so that the occassion for the family wasn't ruined. The bride started crying, the best man started stuttering. The rest of the groomsmen and the fathers took the best man outside and immediately broke his legs I am told, as well as other parts.
Of course, the guy I was working for who was a cop, showed up later to get the charges laid and such, after which he started yelling at me trying to figure out what was going on as the wedding was ruined. Seems everyone told him to talk to the DJ. All I could say is "I lent him the microphone".

Moral of the story: Before giving someone a microphone, make sure you know what they are going to talk about first.

Let's have some fun...


Timon 1,110 ....Chasing some bloke round the bedroom in a funny suit..

Come on people fill in where you all are.....

Um, who's she chasing? No funny suits here in the bedroom other than the birthday kind. Cass' is too busy with PLB anyways...

 

[A fat english gent]

The first time I ever DJ'd a wedding was when I was 17 in a small town in Northern Alberta, I was doing a favor for the DJ who had to work as he was an RCMP officer and had to work that night unexepectedly.
The wedding festivities came to a crashing halt shortly after speeches were done when the groom came back up to borrow the microphone. The groom then thanked his best man for sleeping with his bride last night as he found out they were together; but decided to continue with the marriage ceremony and food so that the occassion for the family wasn't ruined. The bride started crying, the best man started stuttering. The rest of the groomsmen and the fathers took the best man outside and immediately broke his legs I am told, as well as other parts.
Of course, the guy I was working for who was a cop, showed up later to get the charges laid and such, after which he started yelling at me trying to figure out what was going on as the wedding was ruined. Seems everyone told him to talk to the DJ. All I could say is "I lent him the microphone".

Moral of the story: Before giving someone a microphone, make sure you know what they are going to talk about first.




Um, who's she chasing? No funny suits here in the bedroom other than the birthday kind. Cass' is too busy with PLB anyways...

I have to ask what record did you play next Rob "The last Waltz" ?....

 

[B9erSteve]

Has the Mail gone to Lindy loo yet...

Near as I can tell, the email has stopped with me. It was supposed to come to me but I haven't received it yet. I'm hoping that it still exists in cyberspace somewhere.

The first time I ever DJ'd a wedding was when I was 17 in a small town in Northern Alberta, I was doing a favor for the DJ who had to work as he was an RCMP officer and had to work that night unexepectedly.
The wedding festivities came to a crashing halt shortly after speeches were done when the groom came back up to borrow the microphone. The groom then thanked his best man for sleeping with his bride last night as he found out they were together; but decided to continue with the marriage ceremony and food so that the occassion for the family wasn't ruined. The bride started crying, the best man started stuttering. The rest of the groomsmen and the fathers took the best man outside and immediately broke his legs I am told, as well as other parts.
Of course, the guy I was working for who was a cop, showed up later to get the charges laid and such, after which he started yelling at me trying to figure out what was going on as the wedding was ruined. Seems everyone told him to talk to the DJ. All I could say is "I lent him the microphone".

Moral of the story: Before giving someone a microphone, make sure you know what they are going to talk about first.

Talk about a baptism of fire! That's pretty awful and funny at the same time.

 

[Darkrobe]

I have to ask what record did you play next Rob "The last Waltz" ?....

Actually, I played more dinner music. I don't think they paid him though at the end of the night, I made a whole $40 back then.

 

[Scouter]

I still want to add to the email for Linda

 

[Darkrobe]

Near as I can tell, the email has stopped with me. It was supposed to come to me but I haven't received it yet. I'm hoping that it still exists in cyberspace somewhere.



Talk about a baptism of fire! That's pretty awful and funny at the same time.

Yeah, it took me about 4 years to let someone use the microphone again after speeches were done and to this day, as soon as the dance starts I don't let ANYONE use the microphone unless the Bride and Groom expressely permit it.

 

[Scouter]

Female medical stuff done.
Recuperating.
Should be back as the same old me soon.

I'll be back on here more now of course

 

[Scouter]

Cass and Rob,
I loved that video of Kira dancing!
How cool



When my son was born the war in the gulf was going on.
Sean's father used to hold him and talk to him about what was going on there and about Sadaam Hussein.
(He used to say that it didn't matter what you said to babies just that they liked to hear the sound of your voice)
Well, David watched enough of it on CNN that my son got so used to the soundtrack (or whatever you want to call it) that they'd play on CNN whenever they were updating the story.
It was amazing when for the first time Sean as an infant lifted his head up from on the blanket on the floor to respond to that music, and did so quite often after that!

 

[Scouter]

Sean's first love on tv though was from the show Full House.
Whenever one of the cute little twins came on tv.....Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen..... he would walk over to the tv and try to touch them!

 

[Scouter]

Carrie,
Mackenzie looked so cute on her first day of school.
Glad that both you and her got through it ok

 

[dizneycrazy4]

The first time I ever DJ'd a wedding was when I was 17 in a small town in Northern Alberta, I was doing a favor for the DJ who had to work as he was an RCMP officer and had to work that night unexepectedly.
The wedding festivities came to a crashing halt shortly after speeches were done when the groom came back up to borrow the microphone. The groom then thanked his best man for sleeping with his bride last night as he found out they were together; but decided to continue with the marriage ceremony and food so that the occassion for the family wasn't ruined. The bride started crying, the best man started stuttering. The rest of the groomsmen and the fathers took the best man outside and immediately broke his legs I am told, as well as other parts.
Of course, the guy I was working for who was a cop, showed up later to get the charges laid and such, after which he started yelling at me trying to figure out what was going on as the wedding was ruined. Seems everyone told him to talk to the DJ. All I could say is "I lent him the microphone".

Moral of the story: Before giving someone a microphone, make sure you know what they are going to talk about first.




Um, who's she chasing? No funny suits here in the bedroom other than the birthday kind. Cass' is too busy with PLB anyways...

That is a funny story,

 

[GOS]

Got up this morning and looked out of the window and saw::

This is from our garden:

A beautiful sight. Anyone been in a hot air balloon?

Heather

 

[dizneycrazy4]

Near as I can tell, the email has stopped with me. It was supposed to come to me but I haven't received it yet. I'm hoping that it still exists in cyberspace somewhere.

Cheryl sent the email to me last weekend, and I forwarded onto Tina, I know I saw that she got the email from me, but I don't remember if she said who she sent it on to.

 

[dizneycrazy4]

Got up this morning and looked out of the window and saw::

This is from our garden:

A beautiful sight. Anyone been in a hot air balloon?

Heather

Neat pictures.
Never been up, but would like to.

 

[jdkdorn]

Judy

I need to know you fave. DIS restuarant for tag please.

my favorite would have to be les chef de france in epcot

 

[jdkdorn]

disne crazy i stold your F.O.

 

[dizneycrazy4]

disne crazy i stold your F.O.

No problem, I was just checking in quick on my lunch.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Let's have some fun...

JLDSMD 2,468 = He's busy over charging people But that's ok,more for my bar bill
cntkg1 1,727 = Secret mission
Karen Mouse 1,704 She's too weak to push the buttons or she's gassed the whole house
MinnMick01 1,642 ..Reported for Duty already...
A fat English gent 1,335 ...
oybolshoi 1,210 ...She's off playing with her Geek friends...
Timon 1,110 ....Chasing some bloke round the bedroom in a funny suit..
Lindy Loo 1,042... Miss you Lindy loo
Dyer needs 1,011...Packing for their weekend of love...
goofy freak 710 ...Quick look and gone..
3pirates&tink 677 M.I.A....
GOS 520 ...Could be on another jolly as she hasn't had one in all of two weeks...
Scouter 505 ...Rose..
districts 462 ...This lady could be anywhere from LA to Baghdad
Cheryl N. WI 447 ...:laundry:
AverysMommy 377 ...
MomsOf2boys 321 ...Stuck in Photoshop
dizneycrazy4 314 ..
Poobah 289 ...
Wine Diva 233 ..Too many free samples..
B9erSteve 182 ...Boss man,he can come and go as he pleases cos he's the boss And i don't wish to wake up with half of mickey bar on my pillow..
PrincessMom2002 144

Come on people fill in where you all are.....

too funny. i love it.