October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 2

[A fat english gent]

Lady? Lady? Who you callin' a lady??

And "think of the children"? Here's how I thought of my kids last night: We had our annual Easter Egg Hunt last night as the boys were gone last weekend. I usually give the kids Easter baskets to collect their eggs in. This time I thought I'd combine Easter and April Fools in one and handed them those plastic grocery bags to collect in. Each bag had a huge hole in the bottom of each one! Put one in...it drops back out! Ohhhh, I'm so mean!! (Have at it Jeff!)

Also, I put a $20.00 egg in the toilet.:rofl:

A real "chocolate" egg....NICE!!....


Chris,

"If they have Gary Delana as the comedian again on this cruise, will you stand in for him on that night? I've seen him twice and his show is exactly the same both times. You would be a hoot."

Hazel calls me her one trick pony or is it her nice way of saying am an ****?

 

[cntkg1]

Heather,

I keep forgetting to ask you what the screen name is for Dave & Bev. I wanted to add them to our DISer list. Also, I believe they wanted to play DIStag too, right?

Thanks!

 

[dizneycrazy4]

Kaitie- Don't feel bad even if you weren't on spring break, you would still have school. It snowed most of the night where we live in the middle of WI, (have 3-5 in. on the ground) and we have school. We have used up all of our snow days, so if we miss any more we have to make them up at the end of the year. So my kids weren't too disappointed that we had school.

Janice

 

[A fat english gent]

Oops Forgot to mention my footballing diva's exploits,unknown to Rosie her coach (we call them managers over here)told me Rosie has won the most valued player of her team AND the most valued player of her club of which there are over 250 members.....i most remember to be stood well away from any drafts or air con when she goes up to pick-up her trophy's on presentation night as the last thing she needs is me stood there blubbing like some woofter at a showing of love story the movie.....

 

[dizneycrazy4]

How exciting- we are a big football(soccer) family. How old is your daughter?

 

[JLDSMD]

Oops Forgot to mention my footballing diva's exploits,unknown to Rosie her coach (we call them managers over here)told me Rosie has won the most valued player of her team AND the most valued player of her club of which there are over 250 members.....i most remember to be stood well away from any drafts or air con when she goes up to pick-up her trophy's on presentation night as the last thing she needs is me stood there blubbing like some woofter at a showing of love story the movie.....

Congrats to Rosie.

 

[A fat english gent]

How exciting- we are a big football(soccer) family. How old is your daughter?

Rosie is 12,13 on the first of October and her brother Ryan will also be 13 on the same day(but will remain 10 in the head for the foreseeable future,boys who'd have em? ).....Here's some meaning less family trivia for you,had September had 31 days instead of 30 all four of our kids would have been born on the 31st of the month in consecutive months as our other kids were born on the 31st of July and August....now you know when i said about Hazel and witches

 

[cntkg1]

A real "chocolate" egg....NICE!!....

Part of me wants to explain that I use plastic eggs with cash inside to hide and the other part wants you all to think that I would actually pay $20.00 for a chocolate egg and then toss it in the toilet.

 

[cntkg1]

Good job Rosie..congrats!!!

 

[JLDSMD]

A real "chocolate" egg....NICE!!....

Part of me wants to explain that I use plastic eggs with cash inside to hide and the other part wants you all to think that I would actually pay $20.00 for a chocolate egg and then toss it in the toilet.

I was having more of a "Caddy Shack/Baby Ruth" vision on this one.

Yeah that's a chocolate egg and those are black jelly beans.

 

[A fat english gent]

Part of me wants to explain that I use plastic eggs with cash inside to hide and the other part wants you all to think that I would actually pay $20.00 for a chocolate egg and then toss it in the toilet.

MEMO TO MYSELF:

Refuse ALL free chocolate handed out by Nancy.....

 

[JLDSMD]

MEMO TO MYSELF:

Refuse ALL free chocolate handed out by Nancy.....

Actually you better have your DIS Tag package thoroughly inspected.

 

[JLDSMD]

Hey, where are the other 3 UKers (Karen, Linda and Heather) today?

 

[A fat english gent]

Hey, where are the other 3 UKers (Karen, Linda and Heather) today?

Had a rethink about Karen,she's not shopping....

Karen and Neil having found little Ellis upstairs with a couple of his female homies listening to gangster rap have taken the little chap down to their local church to see if Father john can help them sort him out (Karen loved the "s**" comment,reminded me so much of when hazel and Jess were sat in the doc's waiting room when Jess just came out with "bas***D" Hazel said she wanted the floor to open up and swallow her )....

Linda "lush" loo is at an AA meeting...

And Heather is having tea with the queen.....

 

[dizneycrazy4]

Rosie is 12,13 on the first of October and her brother Ryan will also be 13 on the same day(but will remain 10 in the head for the foreseeable future,boys who'd have em? ).....Here's some meaning less family trivia for you,had September had 31 days instead of 30 all four of our kids would have been born on the 31st of the month in consecutive months as our other kids were born on the 31st of July and August....now you know when i said about Hazel and witches

My son (12) lives football, so they should get along well, are you one of the families going on the cruise? I also have a daughter (8)

 

[A fat english gent]

My son (12) lives football, so they should get along well, are you one of the families going on the cruise? I also have a daughter (8)

Yes my Family will be on this cruise and thier staying in 8034 along with Brenda,Jason and plankton,oops i almost forgot Karen too.....Does your son watch British footie (as we call it) or American footie?....

 

[dizneycrazy4]

Yes my Family will be on this cruise and thier staying in 8034 along with Brenda,Jason and plankton,oops i almost forgot Karen too.....Does your son watch British footie (as we call it) or American footie?....

We do some of both, what ever we can find televised. Sometimes we even watch the Mexican channel, but have to turn the volume off, too hard to listen when you can't understand.

 

[cntkg1]

Had a rethink about Karen,she's not shopping....

Karen and Neil having found little Ellis upstairs with a couple of his female homies listening to gangster rap have taken the little chap down to their local church to see if Father john can help them sort him out (Karen loved the "s**" comment,reminded me so much of when hazel and Jess were sat in the doc's waiting room when Jess just came out with "bas***D" Hazel said she wanted the floor to open up and swallow her )....

Linda "lush" loo is at an AA meeting...

And Heather is having tea with the queen.....

Thanks for the "spewage" on my computer screen!!

 

[Karen Mouse]

Had a rethink about Karen,she's not shopping....

Karen and Neil having found little Ellis upstairs with a couple of his female homies listening to gangster rap have taken the little chap down to their local church to see if Father john can help them sort him out (Karen loved the "s**" comment,reminded me so much of when hazel and Jess were sat in the doc's waiting room when Jess just came out with "bas***D" Hazel said she wanted the floor to open up and swallow her )....

Linda "lush" loo is at an AA meeting...

And Heather is having tea with the queen.....

Geez - you lot can natter today! - loads of pages to read.

I got up this morning, got straight into gym gear and headed for the gym early to do a bit of gym before my aqua class. Spin class had just started and 2 of the aqua ladies were giving it a go for the first time and persuaded me to join in. - what a mistake! - holy cow - within 5 minutes I was soooo sweaty and my legs had turned to lead. I coped for 30 minutes before crawling back to the changing rooms to change for aqua. I'm gonna ache tomorrow but I am quite chuffed with myself for lasting 30 minutes prior to collapse

Got home - 10 minutes to eat lunch and then straight out to the adventure indoor play area - just got back - the sad thing is the adults enjoy it more than the kids! - there is a huge bumpy slide - every few minutes you hear the moms coming down yelling "weeeeeeeee" all the way to the bottom.

Chris - Ellis is coming from school with allsorts at the moment. They are in the playground at lunchtime with the bigger kids and they find it highly amusing to teach the littler ones anything rude.

Well done to Rosie - thats a great acheivement

 

[A fat english gent]

We do some of both, what ever we can find televised. Sometimes we even watch the Mexican channel, but have to turn the volume off, too hard to listen when you can't understand.

Just let me know if there is any footie things you'd like us to bring for him...shirt,scarf or anything...

ps...the only three teams we refuse to have anything to do with are...

Man city

Leeds utd

and the unclean loserpool.....so if your chap is into any of them said teams am sorry but you'll have to whistle for the gear.....