Good morning all, I'm a lot tired today, got in rather late, so what'd I miss?? I will have to go back and read and get caught up.
Here some Things that make you go hmmmmmm.........
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
DH says this is just like pressing the elevator button over and over again...LOL!
Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle?
Why does it not stick??
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp?
Big Chuckles from DH!!!!!
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
So very TRUE!!!!!
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something thats falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And last but not least
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends if theyre okay, then its you
Going to get my morning cup of coffee to get caught up