November 19, 2005 Thanksgiving Magic Cruise

[zeke11]

Hey! You can bring it. Not bad! Is this Illinois attitude, or are you from somewhere else?

I'm just talking about posts on this thread. Other posts don't count. This is the only cruise that matters!

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

I'm bad, native southsider Chicago. Better believe it. You'll see what I mean on Saturday.

D-oh, about the posts. I can be slow, though, at times. Hard to be bad and smart at the same time.

Kris

 

[Tri-circle-D]

I'm bad, native southsider Chicago. Better believe it. You'll see what I mean on Saturday.

D-oh, about the posts. I can be slow, though, at times. Hard to be bad and smart at the same time.

Kris

Kris- I look forward to meeting you! I love everybody I grew up in NJ, near Philly, but have lived in Florida for 26 years now. I respect attitude.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[Tri-circle-D]

Here is today's lawyer joke:

Q: What's the difference between God and an attorney?

A: God doesn't think he's an attorney.

I've still got it.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[bhawks9]

I'm bad, native southsider Chicago. Better believe it. You'll see what I mean on Saturday.

Kris

Another southsider!!! Lampy is bad enough. Kris are you a fan of the team that won the championship???

 

[Tri-circle-D]

OK, since you asked nicely, here is one more:

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[DOOGIERUNNER]

Kris- I look forward to meeting you! I love everybody I grew up in NJ, near Philly, but have lived in Florida for 26 years now. I respect attitude.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

Oh... near Philly, that explains it. I've been travelling to Philly for work lately.

 

[Tri-circle-D]

OK, OK, but this really has to be the last one for today

Q: If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?

A:Who cares?

Maybe we should push the cruise back a week, so you will have more time to enjoy these jokes.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[5 O'Clock Somewhere!]

John/Julia-Congrats on the 4000th post!! Thanks for the Costa Maya info! I didn't see any responses to Lampskie's questions about Tequila Beach on the 11/5 live magic threads???

Andrew-I'm not sure if DCL gives awards for volleyball. However, quite a few years ago Chuck did receive a medal on NCL!! I told him about your wife's volleyball scholarship and he wants to be on the same team as her and Laurie who said that she can spike!!!!

Laurie-Thank's for fessing up that you are an attorney too!! Isn't it great to be in such a well loved profession!!

Can we get to 5000 posts before we leave for the Magic???

Lisa

Hey Lisa. No offense, but I'm a Photographer, not a Lawyer...thanks though!! I'm just glad you're all there for Lampy & Willie & Doogie & Andrew&..........!!!
L.

 

[Tri-circle-D]

OK- Look at this. These are the stats for the number of times people have posted on this thread. These are the current top 25:


LAMPSKIES 611
WMILLER86 388
the5J's 355
DOOGIERUNNER 215
Scorpio1112 205
KennyK 192
zeke11 184
Disneyfan37 169
Tri-circle-D 157
ohMom 148
ICEMANPAD 112
Mickeyhugger 103
silver7 75
bhawks9 70
momsgoofy 69
neverlandclub 60
Buddy Bear 57
Goofyhouk 51
5 O'Clock Somewhere! 49
cody'smom 41
AlreadyexcitedGrammy 39
yogamomme 38
Ratt45 37
bfosbenner 36
favoriteslave 26

Earlier this week, TCD was near the bottom of this list. Sorry, Maria, but watch out, you are going down next. I don't think I will catch Lampy, but the rest of you had better watch out!

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

Well folks, it was only Friday 11/11/05, when the top 25 posters on this thread were as shown above. Now, we have blown past 4000, on our way to 5000, and here are the newly released standings for the top 25:

LAMPSKIES 647
WMILLER86 391
the5J's 380
DOOGIERUNNER 241
Scorpio1112 224
Tri-circle-D 224
Disneyfan37 210
zeke11 206
KennyK 198
ohMom 155
ICEMANPAD 120
Mickeyhugger 105
bhawks9 78
silver7 75
Goofyhouk 73
momsgoofy 69
neverlandclub 67
5 O'Clock Somewhere! 60
Buddy Bear 57
cody'smom 45
AlreadyexcitedGrammy 43
Ratt45 40
yogamomme 39
bfosbenner 36


Amazing isn't it. TCD comes from no where to dominate the stats. What will the next week bring? You will want to stick around to find out. Doogie I am drafting right behind you.


Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[Disneyfan37]

Kris- I look forward to meeting you! I love everybody I grew up in NJ, near Philly, but have lived in Florida for 26 years now. I respect attitude.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

You grew up in NJ!I left Cuba when I was an infant,and I lived in Elizabeth,NJ for 13 years before we moved to FL.DH still hears that NJ accent in me,but it isn't as bad as it use to be.Great jokes!

Maria

 

[5 O'Clock Somewhere!]

Lisa- If we don't get medals, she isn't playing. I also need to point out (don't mention it to DW please) that DW played volleyball in college 20+ years and three children ago. She is still pretty good, but I don't want Chuck to get to excited. We are undefeated in cruise competitions, but if they aren't giving out medals, then we are just going to keep drinking.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

I'll bring some medals if it'll get her to play!! Do Lets!
GAME ON!
Laurie

 

[zeke11]

Another southsider!!! Lampy is bad enough. Kris are you a fan of the team that won the championship???

what team? what championship?

Oh, are you talking about the Paul McCartney concert??

Kris

 

[Disneyfan37]

Well folks, it was only Friday 11/11/05, when the top 25 posters on this thread were as shown above. Now, we have blown past 4000, on our way to 5000, and here are the newly released standings for the top 25:

LAMPSKIES 647
WMILLER86 391
the5J's 380
DOOGIERUNNER 241
Scorpio1112 224
Tri-circle-D 224
Disneyfan37 210
zeke11 206
KennyK 198
ohMom 155
ICEMANPAD 120
Mickeyhugger 105
bhawks9 78
silver7 75
Goofyhouk 73
momsgoofy 69
neverlandclub 67
5 O'Clock Somewhere! 60
Buddy Bear 57
cody'smom 45
AlreadyexcitedGrammy 43
Ratt45 40
yogamomme 39
bfosbenner 36


Amazing isn't it. TCD comes from no where to dominate the stats. What will the next week bring? You will want to stick around to find out. Doogie I am drafting right behind you.


Andrew (tri-circle-d)

You are ahead of me?That isn't fair!Your count has got to be wrong .I say you count again

Maria

 

[zeke11]

what???? I was in 7th place and now I'm in 8th????



Kris

 

[the5J's]

Just as i thought
The "Ambulance Chasers" are after the Turkey '04 gang
John

 

[zeke11]

someone must have miscounted!

Kris

 

[zeke11]

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

 

[Disneyfan37]

Kris-I think we need check Mr Andrew's counting I think he is way off!

Maria

 

[the5J's]

Andrew
where do you get the stats?
Do you count each one or is there a shortcut?
John

 

[zeke11]

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.