Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[Luv2Scrap]

I'm glad that such an UGLY person (inside and out) can make you excited. It's just too bad we can't chop him up and make him into llama burgers so nobody has to deal with him anymore. He is dangerous.

I'll try a llamurger.

 

[Wall-E1]

I'm glad that such an UGLY person (inside and out) can make you excited. It's just too bad we can't chop him up and make him into llama burgers so nobody has to deal with him anymore. He is dangerous.

Why so violent? Wouldn't you rather I sweep up the floor and apologize. Maybe we could have a heart to heart. This is so unlike you.

 

[raykay23]

A Flounce? That sounds soooo exotic! You wouldn't be from Canadia by any chance, would you?

Me?? Eh no!!
A good bit further east than that

 

[My sister's princess]

I'm glad that such an UGLY person (inside and out) can make you excited. It's just too bad we can't chop him up and make him into llama burgers so nobody has to deal with him anymore. He is dangerous.

I'll try a llamurger.

You make Llama sad

 

[FergieTCat]

Oh good. You agree with me that sometimes a person needs a beating. I guess that means I crossed you up and won again. It's like winning the Civil War all over again. How many times to we have to beat you Northerners until you finally realize that we are too strong and smart for y'all?

I vote we put a barbed wire fence across the Mason-Dixon Line. Just to make sure y'all stay put.

 

[PebblesMK]

Oh good. You agree with me that sometimes a person needs a beating. I guess that means I crossed you up and won again. It's like winning the Civil War all over again. How many times to we have to beat you Northerners until you finally realize that we are too strong and smart for y'all?

You sure do twist words around. Way to put things into your favor. No wonder you got your kids back time and again, you twisted the state's words and laws around. Not that Florida has a set of moral laws in place. I'm pretty sure that the state gave up when they realized that people are so dumb down there and will find ways to cut through the system anyway. That's more snake like though.

 

[My sister's princess]

http://www.pete.com/media/408/Dont_Move/

This is pretty interesting

 

[Luv2Scrap]

You sure do twist words around. Way to put things into your favor. No wonder you got your kids back time and again, you twisted the state's words and laws around. Not that Florida has a set of moral laws in place. I'm pretty sure that the state gave up when they realized that people are so dumb down there and will find ways to cut through the system anyway. That's more snake like though.

Pebbles, that other thread is closed {again} so I just wanted to congratulate you on passing the test - you aren't all that geographically challenged after all!

 

[Wall-E1]

Well, I done run out of smokes and beer. I have to ride my bicycle to the general store and get some replenishments so I'm ready for my monthly parole officer meeting later. I'll be back to deal with you, Pebbles, later. Have fun spewing your yuppie anger all over my thread while I'm gone.

 

[Dr.Girlfriend]

Thank you for making me laugh today. Wow.

 

[PebblesMK]

Well, I done run out of smokes and beer. I have to ride my bicycle to the general store and get some replenishments so I'm ready for my monthly parole officer meeting later. I'll be back to deal with you, Pebbles, later. Have fun spewing your yuppie anger all over my thread while I'm gone.

No thanks. I'm done with this thread. Besides, I have to be responsible and take care of my house and clean so that when my niece comes over, she is safe. Unlike your house which is probably covered in cigarette butts and knives and pellet guns. Disturbing.

 

[My sister's princess]

No thanks. I'm done with this thread. Besides, I have to be responsible and take care of my house and clean so that when my niece comes over, she is safe. Unlike your house which is probably covered in cigarette butts and knives and pellet guns. Disturbing.

You forgot beer cans

 

[PebblesMK]

You forgot beer cans

He probably takes his big gulp to the local bar and fills it when the bartender turns their back. Ugh

 

[kimmar067]

So, we're just back from our vacation to the happiest place on Earth. All and all, a great trip as always. The only issue I had was some of the snide remarks, dirty looks and rude behavior from other guests. It's like other people come to the parks just to make others miserable. Why can't they mind their own business and just have fun with their families? Here's some of the issues that I experienced.

I'll start with a couple of problems at Pop Century.

1. I have a wife and four kids. Only my wife and the sixteen year old daughter smoke. I know we're not supposed to smoke in the rooms, but I'll admit that sometimes we do. We did bring one of those incense candles into the room to kill the smell. Well, my daughter steps out front while smoking a cig. When she comes back in, she tells me that the people next to us gave her a dirty look and made this disgusted sigh. Fine. I could care less about their opinion. But I am pissed. My daughter just wanted to relax and have a cigarette. She's seven months pregnant. I don't need anybody upsetting her in the state that she is in. So, about fifteen minutes later, we get a knock on our door. It's the hotel manager. Well, we open it and he proceeds to tell us that smoking is not allowed in the resort rooms and an additional maintenance fee may be assessed to guests who do this. At this point, I'm pissed. I know it's that yuppie couple in the next room that called us in. I got my revenge though. I did the old burning paper bag trick. I made it myself(ha ha). I left it in front of their door, lit the bag up, knocked on the door and left. I listened to him stomping out the flames and then yelling in disgust at the little gift that was all over his feet. Sometimes nosy people need to be taught a lesson. My wife says I should have just ignored it. I'm sorry, but I can't ignore somebody disrespecting my daughter. She deserves respect for being an independent, smart young lady. She's getting ready to take classes towards her G.E.D. She's had a steady job at Wendys for three months now. She quit drinking after her sixth month of pregnancy for the safety of her unborn child. So, I am going to defend my little girl that I am so proud of.

2. This next issue was a misunderstanding on my part, so I do take partial responsibility for it. At the food court our first morning, one of my boys, Jeb, was in the pastry section. Well, I was nearby at the soda stations, refilling my 7-11 big gulp cup. I see the back of my child's head as a cashier grabs and swings him around. "He stole donuts and stuffed them into his pants", I hear the cashier say. Well, I immediately put out my cigarette and march right over there and grab the boy, bend him over and take my belt off. Well, I tanned his hide something good. My wife, who had been changing the baby's diaper at the table sees this and comes over to grab my arm so I will stop. I guess she was embarrassed as other guests were watching. Well, in my fit of anger I swat her with the belt. She cowers, like she always does when accidentally being beat. I have to tell you that I don't care what other people think. If my boy has done wrong, I will discipline him. Well, I yank my boy up and spin him around to ball him out, and to my complete surprise, it was not my child. There was a moment of relief, but then I realized that I had just beaten someone else's child. Both boys look exactly the same from behind. What are the chances of two boys having the exact same mullets? It was an honest mistake. Well, that child's mom comes running on over and beating on me. Then other guests start moving on in, surrounding me. I make a break for it, pushing my way through the crowd, barely able to retrieve my big gulp cup, and hightail it out of there. I know one could say that I was partially in the wrong here, but the child did steal after all. I probably did that other family a favor, beating him the way I did. What gets me is this. What is with the other guests who surrounded me? Did they come to Disney to vacation or just butt into other people's business?

....this HAS to be a falsity.....what God-fearing person would name their kid JEB??!?!? For corn's sake....

 

[My sister's princess]

So one of the families on Wife Swap is a llama farming family. I see some llama drama coming!

 

[kimmar067]

...Who missed me?! I Learnt today that you Americans think the earth is 450,500,000,000,000 years old xD and I got Africa confused with south America we were in geography and I was like since when was Africa attatched to America?! And my friend used to live in Detroit, do she said. Eimear. That's south America. I was like. oops. i learned that sausages in Spanish was salchichas xD well. I already knew that, lol, I also learnt that my pe teacher isn't all that bad and that my Spanish teacher hates me and my friend xD and that kalms really help me stop feeling sick. I also won a competition in art and I got to skip pe because I felt really sick

and other stuff. I just can't be bothered to list it all, as I am on my itouch lol, I've got maths homework to do though D:...

...wow, the British education system has vastly improved...

 

[kimmar067]

So one of the families on Wife Swap is a llama farming family. I see some llama drama coming!

....you.
made.
that.
up...

 

[Thumper_Man]

I believe it means "Yuppies Are Gigantic Elephants"

OW! My stomach is starting to hurt from laughing so hard.

 

[padams]

He probably takes his big gulp to the local bar and fills it when the bartender turns their back. Ugh

Of course not. WallE takes his WDW refillable mug to the local bar.

 

[horseshowmom]

I don't even think a brazillian is a real number. I think the poster is just making that number up.

I can't believe you said that. I don't think anybody on the Dis would make something up.

I vote we put a barbed wire fence across the Mason-Dixon Line. Just to make sure y'all stay put.

It wouldn't work. We in the South can't keep the Northerners out of Florida.