kimmar067
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Top 10 Bacon Products Wish List
10 crazy, hilarious bacon products I wish I had:
Bacon has been mated to lots of stuff, but there is still room for expansion in this universe. Here are two weird, crazy, funny ways I wish bacon would be sold as.
Bacon Tomato Sauce. I'm not talking bacon bits in tomato sauce, been there, done that. I'm talking tomato sauce that instead of crushed tomatoes uses crushed, liquefied bacon and bacon fat. Yummy.
Bacon Sunglasses. It's sunny and hot out, and I'm hungry. No problem, just nibble on these.
Bacon Panties. The bacon bra exists, why not panties? Munch munch.
Bacon Pasta. Ziti, penne, ravioli, gnocchi are all yummy pastas. What about a tube pasta made out of bacon, wrapped in bacon and filled with bacon?
Bacon Pizza Dough. Pizza dough is usually bread. What about making a pizza on a bed of large piece of bacon? Stitched together and cut into a circle, bacon would make a great base for pizza.
Bacon Hard Drives. Hard drives aren't edible, but if they would made of bacon you could eat them.
Bacon Hot Dogs. Grilling is a great summer activity. Crack open a beer, cook some dead animal and eat some chips. It's a bacon activity: smells great, super yummy and sure to shorten your life. Why not make hot dogs made out entirely of bacon? They would look like dogs, but be bacon wrapped bacon grounds.
Bacon Fillet. They have bacon wrapped fillet. Why not bacon wrapped chunks of bacon, cut like your favorite steak?
Bacon Candles. A candle made of bacon, that when burns gives off that great smell of Sunday morning breakfast in New England.
Bacon Oranges. We understand DNA now, so we should be able to tweak an orange tree to give us round orange shaped fruit that when peeled reveal chunks of tasty, yummy bacon!
10 crazy, hilarious bacon products I wish I had:
Bacon has been mated to lots of stuff, but there is still room for expansion in this universe. Here are two weird, crazy, funny ways I wish bacon would be sold as.
Bacon Tomato Sauce. I'm not talking bacon bits in tomato sauce, been there, done that. I'm talking tomato sauce that instead of crushed tomatoes uses crushed, liquefied bacon and bacon fat. Yummy.
Bacon Sunglasses. It's sunny and hot out, and I'm hungry. No problem, just nibble on these.
Bacon Panties. The bacon bra exists, why not panties? Munch munch.
Bacon Pasta. Ziti, penne, ravioli, gnocchi are all yummy pastas. What about a tube pasta made out of bacon, wrapped in bacon and filled with bacon?
Bacon Pizza Dough. Pizza dough is usually bread. What about making a pizza on a bed of large piece of bacon? Stitched together and cut into a circle, bacon would make a great base for pizza.
Bacon Hard Drives. Hard drives aren't edible, but if they would made of bacon you could eat them.
Bacon Hot Dogs. Grilling is a great summer activity. Crack open a beer, cook some dead animal and eat some chips. It's a bacon activity: smells great, super yummy and sure to shorten your life. Why not make hot dogs made out entirely of bacon? They would look like dogs, but be bacon wrapped bacon grounds.
Bacon Fillet. They have bacon wrapped fillet. Why not bacon wrapped chunks of bacon, cut like your favorite steak?
Bacon Candles. A candle made of bacon, that when burns gives off that great smell of Sunday morning breakfast in New England.
Bacon Oranges. We understand DNA now, so we should be able to tweak an orange tree to give us round orange shaped fruit that when peeled reveal chunks of tasty, yummy bacon!
....what's WRONG with you????
