norybell
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A little before 11:30, Nory stepped into the caricature-lined lobby of the Brown Derby, ready for an elegant lunch. She checked in and sat down, waiting for the restaurant to officially open. After a few moments, one of the white-vested staff stepped up and asked,
Is the Smith family here?
A large family group stepped up to the podium.
Hello, Smith family, youve been chosen as our star family of the day! Will you do the honors? The CM handed the mother a large scissors, and Nory noticed the wide red ribbon crossing the entrance to the dining room. The mother cut the ribbon, and everyone applauded. Who knew that the Brown Derby did a daily ribbon cutting ceremony?
Nory waited a few more minutes, then another CM, a young woman, proclaimed, Nory, party of one? Nory, party of one? Nory walked over, and the CM apologized, Oh, Im so sorry, I probably shouldnt have yelled so loud that youre here alone! She seemed to assume that Nory felt embarrassed at her solo status, though she assumed it nicely enough.
Dont worry! Nory replied. I dont mindIm happy to be here on my own!
The CM led her to a table on the perimeter of the restaurant.


It took Nory only seconds to decide what she would eat, since she always orders the exact same thing: the Cobb Salad. When Nory and her family visited the park the year it opened, Nory was thirteen and very anti-vegetable. The Brown Derbys Cobb Salad was the first salad she ever truly enjoyed, and shes continued enjoying it ever since. (And yes, this may be due to the Cobbs high protein-to-vegetable ratio.)


That mornings Tonga Toast forced Nory to ignore the grapefruit cake on the menu, so her lunch was over pretty quickly. On other trips she had enjoyed lingering at the Brown Derby over coffee, soaking in the Old Hollywood atmosphere and pretending to be a 1930s starlet. But today she had other priorities: She still had a whole lot of research to do at the Magic Kingdom, and she was rapidly, depressingly, running out of time to do it in. Plus, the unexpected crowds at the Studios made the whole park much less pleasant than usual. So Nory decided it was time to go.
She had originally thought she would walk to Epcot and stroll through the World Showcase again, then catch the monorail from there. Instead, she decided to leave directly from Hollywood. She knew shed have more time for Epcot on some future trip, so she forced herself not to feel bad about cutting her time there short on this one. Thinking shed catch a Contemporary Resort, Polynesian, Magic Kingdom, or Ticket & Transportation Center buswhichever showed up firstshe speedwalked to the bus stops. A TTC bus was waiting, so she hopped on.
While she waited for the bus to leave, Nory puzzled over her plan for the afternoon. It was nearly 1:00. She had a 5:00 dinner reservation at the Wave. In between now and then, she wanted to finish her photograph-all-of-Main-Street mission, and take a rest so she could stick it out for the entire party that evening. She was having a difficult time figuring out the most efficient way to get all this done. By the time the bus pulled away, she had settled on: Magic Kingdom until 2:30, back to the Poly for a rest, then dinner, then the Kingdom again.
Her thoughts were interrupted by the bus driver.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen! My names Tony, and Ill be your driver here for the next hour and a half. He was an older man, with a huge smile on his face, and he proceeded to spend the next few minutes telling them a variety of jokes that everyone had heard at least a hundred times before. He somehow managed to coerce the entire bus into singing along to If Youre Happy and You Know It. This led into a unique rendition of The Wheels on the Bus:
The driver on the bus is a little strange, a little strange, a little strange
Etc.
The guests on the bus, well, theyre strange too, theyre strange too, theyre strange too.
Etc.
It was hilarious, and everyone joined in.
Best bus driver ever! thought Nory as she climbed out at the TTC.


And then she realized the most elegant formula for her afternoon: instead of Kingdom-Poly-dinner-Kingdom, she would do Poly-Kingdom-dinner-Kingdom. Since its so easy to walk between the Magic Kingdom and the Contemporary, site of her dinner, this seemed the ultimate solution.
Plus, it meant she could relax for a while right away.
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