Nominate a DISer for President!

[The Mayor]

I'd also have to nominate Swedish Meatball...her input into all the poitical discussions on the CB are clear, concise and well thought out.

 

[StrollPatrolMom]

I'd also have to nominate Swedish Meatball...her input into all the poitical discussions on the CB are clear, concise and well thought out.

which in the real world disqualifies her entirely

 

[StrollPatrolMom]

Zip, you got my vote!

Zip-Prez
StrollPatrolmom-VP
Dawnct1-Defense Secretary

now as VP, would I still get access to the "red button"??

 

[wardfamily1]

now as VP, would I still get access to the "red button"??

Maybe I should change my vote.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

obinwanpinobi-good person, level headed-and meanlaureen would make a kickin first lady to observe

I was going to paraphrase Groucho Marx and say that I wouldn't want to lead a country that would elect me President but then I got to thinking about my platform.

MeanLaureen would not only be my "kickin first lady" but also my VP running mate. We'll be the first husband/wife ticket.

Then I will sign an unconditional Presidential pardon and have "Song of the South" released from the Disney Vault straight to DVD (at the low low price of $12.99, complete with collectible pin ).

Then I will resign so that MeanLaureen will become President. Hey, if she can keep me in line, she can fix the country and keep everyone laughing the entire time.

Laughing or scared, one of the two.

 

[FroggyinArk]

I was going to paraphrase Groucho Marx and say that I wouldn't want to lead a country that would elect me President but then I got to thinking about my platform.

MeanLaureen would not only be my "kickin first lady" but also my VP running mate. We'll be the first husband/wife ticket.

Then I will sign an unconditional Presidential pardon and have "Song of the South" released from the Disney Vault straight to DVD (at the low low price of $12.99, complete with collectible pin ).

Then I will resign so that MeanLaureen will become President. Hey, if she can keep me in line, she can fix the country and keep everyone laughing the entire time.

Laughing or scared, one of the two.

lol is it bad that i was just coming to nominate ML with shug as vp?

 

[LakeAriel]

Mugg Man and Revy either order....

 

[Shugardrawers]

lol is it bad that i was just coming to nominate ML with shug as vp?

VP??? I wanna be Royal Hiney Empress!!!

 

[Mr Man]

Yes, Charade would be a formidable President. But is he beholden to special interests? Can he withstand their nefarious appeal?

Must devise a way to test him......

There's lot's more where this comes from Charade........

(This post approved by the "MrMan campaign to nominate [the now looking like he's wavering because competition is on the horizon and the media is shaping public opinion] Zippa D Doodah)

Gonna be a long campaign methinks.....

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

There is an unsubstantiated rumor of substance abuse...

 

[Mr Man]

There is an unsubstantiated rumor of substance abuse...

Ok, back to work........


-Quietly erase the image of "the BLUE can" -Check
-Plant story in the media that Fits still drinks "New coke" and doesn't recycle -Check.
-Push-poll Charade's stance on C&P tactics among DisBoard members. Find a way to make him seem unreasonable. -Ongoing.
-Get Zippa to make a few appearances in the Universal Board......show understanding and empathy with the denizens, maybe even throw in some hope and change references like "I hope that the addition of Harry Potter land will change attendance for the better here" I feel your pain..... (great stuff MrMan) -Ongoing.

 

[Chloe'sMom]

I nominate Miss Jasmine - because she doesn't just think along party lines.

~Amanda

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

Ok, back to work........


-Quietly erase the image of "the BLUE can" -Check
-Plant story in the media that Fits still drinks "New coke" and doesn't recycle -Check.
-Push-poll Charade's stance on C&P tactics among DisBoard members. Find a way to make him seem unreasonable. -Ongoing.
-Get Zippa to make a few appearances in the Universal Board......show understanding and empathy with the denizens, maybe even throw in some hope and change references like "I hope that the addition of Harry Potter land will change attendance for the better here" I feel your pain..... (great stuff MrMan) -Ongoing.

Brilliant! http://verticalresponse.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/ads_lbb_grab3.jpg

Fits... If the phone rings at 3AM is she the one you want to answer?

Charade... I think we can get into some pushpolling that shows he is not the one most able to lead us in the fight against the axis of evil as embodied by other WDW fan sites

Universal... Hey! I liked the Mummy ride... ummm, Spiderman was cool too.

 

[Mr Man]

Tonight, in a MrMan exclusive, we pull the shroud away from Charade's public personae and find out what he really thinks about voters (and women and children, & children of children, cold wet hungry crying out for sustenance in a cruel cruel world)

Sometimes, well a lot of times I feel like this...

His words and palatial carbon neutral sanctuary in tony Wyoming say it all to this simple country reporter who "just wants to find the truth and beat it down to glue". Is this who we are sending to Washington DC?

Zippa was unavailable for comment, as he was bathing lepers on his way back from feeding the homeless.

See the rest of the story and weather with the Tropicana Bikini team at 11pm.


.............aaaaaaaaand you're out MrMan.......great segment.....it pulled a 9.2/15 in our target market. Oh, before I forget, Satan dropped by, he said he would back later for your soul.......




btw doncha know

 

[barkley]

i can be bought for the right tag to publicly endorse:

any 'worthy' liberal candidate who wishes to: utilize my status as a retired social worker to de-cry the underfunded insufficiencies of 'the system',

any 'worthy' conservative candidate who wishes to: utilize my status as a retired social worker to de-cry the financial and misguided financial funding waste of 'the system',

any 'worthy' independant who wishes to: utilize my status as a duck to solicit legal 'migrant' voters.

 

[blue_river]

Disunc!!

 

[yankeepenny]

since the country seems to think it's time for change...

forget about running a main-stream DISboard candidate...drenched in pixie dust & spouting the mickey mouse party line

i nominate anyone from the Universal Boards (doesn't matter who, we all have eachothers backs )

ps -thick skins too from years of snipe attacks that would never happen @ Disney.

I vote for this candidate!

 

[macraven]

I vote for this candidate!

me 2.............

 

[loribell]

me 2.............

me 3

 

[wvrevy]

WVRevy because he knows everything.

This was a fun thread until I saw this.

Mugg Man and Revy either order....

Thanks, but I prefer to remain an outside agitator.