Originally posted by EngrDaisy
That is a neat fortune! The topic of fortune cookies reminded me of the last I opened fortune cookies with my mother. I explained to her that in order to make our fortunes more interesting, my friends and I will read our fortune out loud and add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. My mother then opened up her fortune cookie, read the fortune and burst out laughing. I looked at her fortune and read "You cannot satisfy everyone at once. Satisfy yourself first." I think that is one of the funniest moments my mother and I have shared in the past few months.