Newest Girl thread - Where the guys post more than the girls do.

[Wild Thing]

He's in the water! AND GETTING ATTACKED BY SHARKS!



It's great. Yours?

Mine is great, but I haven't a clue what I am going to get into today. It is so quiet here without my step-dad and mom here because they are working. I need a boyfriend to come over and entertain me.

NOOOOOO JACCCCCOBBBBBB!

Mitsy, Jade is being mean to me!

Maybe Edward can go out in the water and fight off the shark. Oh that's right Edward hates Jacob. Jacob looks like he is going to be shark bait.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

It's okay. The coast guard saved him. But now they're leaving Greece.


Am not! I'm just telling you what's happing according "NORAD tracks Jacob, Rose and Elsie"!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Mine is great, but I haven't a clue what I am going to get into today. It is so quiet here without my step-dad and mom here because they are working. I need a boyfriend to come over and entertain me.

Maybe Edward can go out in the water and fight off the shark. Oh that's right Edward hates Jacob. Jacob looks like he is going to be shark bait.

You could pratice your clarenet solo for our first gig as the Cotton Candies!

"Here lies poor old Jacob. He was shark bait. The end."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

You could pratice your clarenet solo for our first gig as the Cotton Candies!

"Here lies poor old Jacob. He was shark bait. The end."

SHARK BAIT! HOO HA HA!

 

[I Am What I Am]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They're in Europe now.


"Mintue by minute updates brought to you by Jade and NORAD tracks Jacob."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

They're in Europe now.


"Mintue by minute updates brought to you by Jade and NORAD tracks Jacob."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[I Am What I Am]

SHARK BAIT! HOO HA HA!

I thought about that!

 

[I Am What I Am]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They have now entered Italy.


"Mintue by minute updates brought to you by Jade and NORAD tracks Jacob."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

They have now entered Italy.


"Mintue by minute updates brought to you by Jade and NORAD tracks Jacob."

*sniff*

THE VOLTURI ARE GONNA KILL THEM!!!!!!!

 

[Wild Thing]

You could pratice your clarenet solo for our first gig as the Cotton Candies!

"Here lies poor old Jacob. He was shark bait. The end."

I have a mean 20 minute Clarinet solo.

SHARK BAIT! HOO HA HA!

It is known that sharks really enjoy werewolf meat.

 

[I Am What I Am]

*sniff*

THE VOLTURI ARE GONNA KILL THEM!!!!!!!

They have now left Italy and have now entered Russia.

"Mintue by minute updates brought to you by Jade and NORAD tracks Jacob."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

They have now left Italy and have now entered Russia.

"Mintue by minute updates brought to you by Jade and NORAD tracks Jacob."

YESSSSSSSS!

He can keep them warm!

 

[I Am What I Am]

I have a mean 20 minute Clarinet solo.

It is known that sharks really enjoy werewolf meat.

That might be a bit too long. xD


It's true! 95% of all werewolf deaths are caused by sharks.

 

[I Am What I Am]

YESSSSSSSS!

He can keep them warm!

It's now being reported that Jacob is sick.


"Mintue by minute updates brought to you by Jade and NORAD tracks Jacob."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

That might be a bit too long. xD


It's true! 95% of all werewolf deaths are caused by sharks.

DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER, JAKE!

 

[Wild Thing]

That might be a bit too long. xD


It's true! 95% of all werewolf deaths are caused by sharks.

I can only cut it down to 10 minutes and that is as far as I am going.

Too bad Jacob had to tangle with a Shark. Oh well it may have made him better looking after the fight with the shark.

 

[I Am What I Am]

I can only cut it down to 10 minutes and that is as far as I am going.

Too bad Jacob had to tangle with a Shark. Oh well it may have made him better looking after the fight with the shark.

Okay, we'll have the longest song in history!



It probably did!

We're so mean to Jacob. And him being lost and sick in snowy Russia.

 

[Wild Thing]

Okay, we'll have the longest song in history!



It probably did!

We're so mean to Jacob. And him being lost and sick in snowy Russia.

He is now in Siberia? Oh no I just heard they are experiences -20 degree weather with a wind chill of -60 degrees. And the blizzard condition Oh my. Not even the fur of a werewolf could withstand those conditions. He is sure to be done.

 

[I Am What I Am]

He is now in Siberia? Oh no I just heard they are experiences -20 degree weather with a wind chill of -60 degrees. And the blizzard condition Oh my. Not even the fur of a werewolf could withstand those conditions. He is sure to be done.

He sure is.


"Here lies poor old Jacob. It was the cold, not the sharks, that did him in"

 

[Wild Thing]

He sure is.


"Here lies poor old Jacob. It was the cold, not the sharks, that did him in"

All the wolf howls will not save him.