I'm new here at Disboards.com. I'll only stay on a few conditions.
First that there are no oldtimers rambling on about how much Mickey Mouse, Mary Poppins and Gaston and all those other losers who were in Disney programming before the Miley Cyrus era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how the Little Mermaid was animated the way movies were meant to animated or some nonsense like that.
Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
Finally, no Donald Duck imitators. The character is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent Disney discussion is for some halfwit to respond with "oh boy!" or "Aw, phooey!'". This tiresome hasbeen wore out his welcome 20 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent Disney fans everywhere.
I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into Disney related topics and the entertainment industry in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.