New Game - Wishes

[Ritz]

granted but every user id is changed to Postthanks.


I wish I could go out tonight.

 

[babynurse1]

granted. How does a trip to Wal Mart sound?


I wish I could have a big tub of movie popcorn with butter!

 

[Ritz]

granted. How does a trip to Wal Mart sound?


I wish I could have a big tub of movie popcorn with butter!

Wanna come?


Granted but the butter is tainted with salmonella so you can't eat it.

I wish my kids would stop bickering.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now they are quietly plotting a way to drive their mommy crazy!!


I wish I could go to Wal Mart with Ritz!

 

[Ritz]

Granted but I get to push the cart!

I wish I could meet a bunch of my favorite DISpeeps at Disneyworld.

 

[babynurse1]

(can I sit in the cart then)

granted but you don't get along IRL and everybody gets kicked out for having a huge disboards brawl!!

I wish I would never be sick again!

 

[Ritz]

(sure! lol)
Granted but now you are well enough to nurse the entire neighborhood through rotavirus.

I wish my checkbook would balance on the first try.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but the balance is 0!!!!!


I wish I could get doctors pay and have nurses hours!!

 

[CheeseNips]

granted! But you get stuck working nights, holidays, and weekends!







I really wish our laundry was always self-cleaning, drying, folding, and put away!

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you have so much time on your hands that you sit around eating chocolate and gaining weight!


I wish stupidity was illegal

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but everyones wardrobe consists of white tops, pants, underwear and socks and the laundry is never sorted so they're all put away mixed together in all the closets and drawers.

I wish my DH would bring home something for desert tonight.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but he brings home a veggie tray.

I wish it would be 75 and sunny tomorrow.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but the next day it's 30 and freezing rain.

btw, I think that's it supposed to be 75 and sunny here tomorrow


I wish I would not stay up too late and get a good night's sleep tonight!

 

[DLBDS]

Granted. Shut down you computer immediately. No more DISing for you.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[Ritz]

Granted. Your fired. Now you need a new job.

I wish my baby would sleep through the night.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now you keep wondering why the baby's not awake and you have to go in every hour to check on him/her


I wish I could get a professional massage this week.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but you relax so much that you forget to pick up your kids at school and now social services is visiting

I wish I didn't have to do laundry today.

 

[Animal Cracker]

Granted I heard streaking was coming back.... Or just go visit a nudist camp for the day.

I wish I could eat all the cake I wanted and not gain a pound.

 

[We Want The Redhead]

Granted....but every time you eat cake, you crave ice cream. So, you overindulge and gain even more weight


I wish I could take a nap

 

[Ritz]

Granted but you don't wake up for 20 years.

I wish I would win the lottery.