New Game - Wishes

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you'll have to give him cash - LOTS of it!

I wish I could get my dressing room organized - it looks like a bomb went off in there!

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now the rest of the house is a mess

I wish I could snap my fingers and all the laundry were done

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you break your fingers in the process and there's no one to do your laundry while you heal.

I wish my daughter didn't have to stay home from school today. (I REALLY hate that "24 hr. fever free" rule. She's fine!)

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but now you come down with whatever kept her out of school in the first place

I wish I had a Vanilla Coke from a real soda fountain.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but the machine malfunctions and the drink is flat.

I wish my fingernails wouldn't break, tear or chip so easily.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you leave scabs every time you scratch your own skin!

I wish the snow on my property could be airlifted to someplace far away.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but the cost of removal is way more than you can afford.

I wish my chickens could close their own door at night so I wouldn't have to walk down there to do it for them.(Brrrrrr!)

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but they sneak up to your front door and lock you in every night!

I wish my kids didn't think every supper was a 5 course meal

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but then they just stop thinking all together.

I wish my driveway was paved instead of gravel.

 

[lalijack]

Okay, but then your DH will pester you about not turning your wheels on the hot-top, and being careful the kids don't mess it up with bikes & scooters.

I wish my kids and I could get past this merry-go-round of headcolds and stomach ailments!

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but then your innards start failing instead.

I wish my daughter wouldn't TRY to get me to divulge the answers to her schoolwork.....(It ain't happenin' so figure it out yourself!)

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but then she decides to never do her homework again and has to repeat that grade.

I wish lalijack would get a tag.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but she's so mortified by it that she has to re-register with a new name and she blames YOU for the whole thing.

I wish I had some cinnamon rolls from CiCi's Pizza right now.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but then she decides to never do her homework again and has to repeat that grade.

I wish lalijack would get a tag.

Awwwww, thanks babynurse1!!!!!


DLBDS: Granted, but they're so stale you break a tooth.

I wish someone would grant my DB a few working brain cells. He seems to have lost whatever ones he came with.

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but the few working cells he gets only focus on one thing.



I wish I could stay up and dis all night and not be tired in the morning.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but the few working cells he gets only focus on one thing.

I wish I could stay up and dis all night and not be tired in the morning.

<me too!> Granted, but you get HUGE dark circles under your eyes!

I wish I could see the faces of some of my DIS friends.

 

[ZuZugal]

Granted, but then you see them in your nightmares too!

I wish I could be 21 again.

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but then you see them in your nightmares too!

I wish I could be 21 again.

Granted but it's in dog years--sorry.


I wish somebody were here to play on the game thread

 

[ZuZugal]

granted, but the day is almost over!

I wish I didn't have to wait 2 weeks for my haircut.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but instead of your regular hairdresser, you have to go to a newbie who messes up your 'do!

I wish my laptop wasn't broken, so I could DIS tonight when I get home from work!