New Game - Wishes

[lalijack]

<Yikes Robin! I'll shut up! >

Granted, but it becomes a rolling junk drawer, no matter what you do (trust me on this one!)

I wish my DH would paint the foyer.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but he paints it lime green.

I wish I had a laptop so I could DIS in bed.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but then you stay up even later than you do now, DISing until the wee hours (trust me on this one too )

I wish I was on vacation right now.

 

[luvmyboys]

Granted, but the minute your vacation is over you'll be wishing for another one!!

I wish I didn't have a paper due tomorrow on the decline of the German newspaper industry!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you have to film a documentary about slugs.

I wish today was a holiday.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but now you have to prepare a spread for 20 family members who, BTW, are spending the weekend in your home.

I wish the WL had free internet access.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but only in rooms with no windows

I wish my boss would go take a looooong vacation.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but while he's gone, you don't get paid.

I wish it was dark outside.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but now the sun won't shine for one year


I wish my ds would get off the playstation and finish his homework

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but he uses a quill and ink set that spills all over your favorite blanket.

I wish it was going to be in the low 70's with no chance of rain all next week in Orlando.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but you get the stomach flu

I wish I didn't have to fix supper tonight

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, your children decide to give you the evening off and cook dinner instead......but they burn it and the smoke alarm goes off and you starve.

I wish I hadn't missed last season's 24.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now you miss this season


I wish Paula Abdul didn't act like she was on drugs

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but then she gets replaced by Britney Spears who you would swear didn't have a brain.

I wish I didn't have to go close the chickens up.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but then they decide to make a break for it

I wish my dh would get home soon

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but he brings 3 other guys home with him and you now have 3 extra adult mouths to feed at dinner.

I wish my DD would score all the points tonight in her bball game.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but now all the other girls are jealous and they get into a huge fight


I wish it wouldn't snow tomorrow

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you get 2" of ice instead.

I wish I could find someone to decorate my house for free.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but they only use black paint and a skull and crossbones motif

I wish I had a new horse trailer to pull the horses in

 

[Mickey1122]

Granted, but the trailer will be too small.

I wish I had chocolate right now.