New Game - Wishes

[I LUV THE PHANTOM]

Granted, but it's closed due to plumbing problems.

I wish I could meet The Phantom

 

[Disneyland1084]

Granted- but ONLY in your imagination.

I wish money was no object.

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but the United States just went back to the barter system and money is now illegal.

I wish my kids would never fight with each other again

 

[Disneyland1084]

Granted-but they will never talk to each other again.

I wish I was 30 pounds lighter.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted.. but it's because you have endless diarrhea.

I wish I never had to color my hair again to look young.

 

[Disneyland1084]

Granted.. but it's because you have endless diarrhea.

I wish I never had to color my hair again to look young.

You are ALWAYS cracking me up!!!!

Granted-but you'll lose all your hair and have to wear a wig the rest of your life.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

You are ALWAYS cracking me up!!!!

Granted-but you'll lose all your hair and have to wear a wig the rest of your life.

Now how is THAT going to help me look young? I'll look like... like a smiley face! See? -----> BALD!

You didn't make a wish!

 

[I LUV THE PHANTOM]

You are ALWAYS cracking me up!!!!

Granted-but you'll lose all your hair and have to wear a wig the rest of your life.

Hey you don't have a wish!
Just don't want you to get caught again!
It's okay I have done it to!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Ummm okay. I'll make a wish.

I wish I could just think smilies and they'd pop up in my posts.

 

[lalijack]

Sorry guys! Laptop was in La-La Land for a few minutes!

Granted, but you can never get the same smiley twice

I wish I could get DH to finish the attic

 

[jmmelvin]

Granted, but a tree falls on the roof and now you need a roof.

I wish I was picked to stay in Cindy's Suite in WDW.

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but the air conditioning broke and it's 98 degrees and humid


I wish I could meet Johnny Depp

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted... but you get an awful rash the night before and have to stay 20 feet away from him at all times.

I wish someone else would do my grocery shopping.

 

[unfreshdiva1]

But he turns out to be a jerk in person

I wish I could fly!

 

[babynurse1]

to Robin: Granted but they can only go once a week and spend $20.00 each time

To unfreshdiva1: Granted but you're afraid of heights



I wish to never get sick again

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but you gain an annoying itch on your butt that will never go away.

I wish I could get through a day without thinking of someone's butt.

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but now you have to think about monkey poo instead.

I wish I could meet all my dis buddies.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but then we all start stalking you in real life.

I wish I could find a new pair of jeans that were long enough and fit properly.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but they cost $2000.00 a pair

I wish Tigger never got sued

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted... but then we all find out he really DID mean to deck the kid.

I wish my house didn't smell so good now. I'm making chili in the crock pot, and it's making me hungry.