dear bewitch named taylor,
URGH. you can't just accept people different than you, can you? and yeah, i know my skin looked weird on friday. that's because something in one of my new makeup things reacted with my skin, and turned it all red. no need to ignore me just because i look funny. thanks.
-kat
dear shannon,
that wasn't very nice. getting impatient & mean with me just because i looked horrible on friday?! i thought you were actually like, my friend here??
-kat
dear tyler n.,
wow! you're talking to me! if I had my phone I would text you!!!

Thanks so much for being so nice
-Kat
dear tyler r.,
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?! you NEVER try to talk to me, you aLWAYs act as if I'm not there. dude. and if you like amy that much as to get her hopes up & flirt with her, ASK HER OUT. really. we don't need to hear you two giggling the whole time. please stop getting her hopes up, because you're just a player, dude.
-kat
dear body,
you need sleep. man, you feel horrible right now. there is no emotion left for you to use up so PLEASE SLEEP.
-your brain
and finally, dear amy,
really honey, I like the layers, really I do, but the bangs don't work for me. And you showing them off doesn't work for me either. Just because you got your hair cut doesn't automatically make you better than us. PLEASE tone down the self-absorbed-confidence a little?? PLEASE??? I'm actually trying to form a good friendship with you, but you're making it extremly difficult.
-Kat