Dear Kate,
I really want a kite! I really want to fly a kite. There isn't any where windy enough to fly it here. And I wouldn't want to fly a kite alone, talk about looking like a loser. People would probably look at me like I was crazy. And I'd have to wait a while to get one. I mean, they only sell them in the springtime. Pfft.
Haylea.
Dear Leah,
Everything is going to be okay. I mean, I couldn't really say this to you, but you should just suck it up and say "Screw you" to the next person that upsets you. I mean, I would have but I am the caring compasionate friend. And you might have said "Screw You" to me. Then we would have gotten into a fight...and wow. But really. Just suck it up. And don't worry about what people say, or think about you.
Haylea