Need some creative advice...

[lizabu]

I'll tell you a secret. Men are afraid of feminine hygiene products. It's basically man repellant. Hang a tampon from the door knob and no man will come near. Even when they're clean tampons guys are still afraid of them. If an especially brave man still comes in you will need to dip the tampon in a little ketchup.

 

[swanmom]

There must be a sign on the door that says "Women." My DH just suggested to put a big, pink, glittery, flowery, overly-feminine sign on the door underneath the 'women' sign that says "and very girl-y men." That might cause them to think twice before entering!

 

[tlbwriter]

I'll tell you a secret. Men are afraid of feminine hygiene products. It's basically man repellant. Hang a tampon from the door knob and no man will come near. Even when they're clean tampons guys are still afraid of them.

Or, dip one in food coloring and leave it on the floor or floating in the toilet...

 

[mickeyboat]

Billy Bob the Singing Fish! Hang him on the wall so that when someone opens the door he belts out "take me to the river..!"

 

[kwitcherkicken99]

There must be a sign on the door that says "Women." My DH just suggested to put a big, pink, glittery, flowery, overly-feminine sign on the door underneath the 'women' sign that says "and very girl-y men." That might cause them to think twice before entering!

They're men! They're men in tights (man-ly men)

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Wait! Wait! I've got it!!

Place a TV across from the toilet. Trigger the switch so that when they sit down, either The Lifetime or Oprah Winfrey Network comes on! (Now just to figure out how to prevent them from then getting up! )

 

[Dax]

Keep the suggestions coming!!

 

[manning]

Are the stalls dimly lit.?

Saran wrap. Before you go home put it across the commode. When they go well....get the idea.

 

[katesorad]

I like the idea of leaving dirty looking tampons around the bathroom. Just dip them in food coloring. They'll never know the difference.

Or.. maybe you can find a friend who doesn't work and has a day that they're free and can help you out (maybe pay them back with a nice lunch?), and have them hand out towels in the ladies restroom! And have her scream when a man walks in.