MrToadsWildRide
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So I was leaving the Poly the other morning, after what was my first ever visit to Ohana's (the highly sought after Irish-Polynesian cuisine) when I spotted the Nautilus. You know, the one from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea attraction. The attraction everyone hated, so Disney got rid of. Or was it the one everyone loved, so Disney got rid of it?
Either way, I'm headed down Floridian Way, coming up on the Speedway gas station and here comes the Nautilus, headed the other way, making the turn south onto Bear Island Road.
It was one of those slow motion, Inception-like, dream within a dream moments.
I could hear myself (in that slow motion, under water voice) saying "It's the Nautilus!"
As I'm reaching for my phone with one hand to snap a photo and simultaneously text all my Nautilus friends I yank hard on the wheel with the other hand and everyone in the car shouts, "Nooooo!" Apparently, I was being an un-safe driver. Like that's a thing here is Central Florida.
I did hit the breaks, in hopes of pulling an "allegedly" illegal u-turn, when the Disney bus behind me actually starts honking. You know everyone on the bus is like, "It's the Nautilus! Bus driver, turns us around. Turn us around! Follow that submarine!"
As for all you skeptics who are like, "Hey Mr. Toad. That's impossible. Submarines can't drive on roads." True. It was sitting on a flat bed, being hauled by a semi. I was so focused on the Nautilus, I didn't think to check out who was driving. I literally could have found (captain) Nemo.
All I have are questions.
Why did they keep it?
Where did it come from?
Where is it going?
Why are they moving it around?
It's headed to AK, are they going to put it River's Of Light?
(who wouldn't love to watch the Nautilus sink a few floats?)
And why for the love of Pete, did they not have the decency to cover it up? Thanks to extensive therapy sessions, I was finally over that attraction. Seeing and now knowing that the Nautilus still lives, all the memories have come flooding back. (drum, cymbal crash)
What's next?
Watching them drive Dream Finder around the World?
Where's my laser disc copy of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. (yes, I have one. no the player doesn't work)
Either way, I'm headed down Floridian Way, coming up on the Speedway gas station and here comes the Nautilus, headed the other way, making the turn south onto Bear Island Road.
It was one of those slow motion, Inception-like, dream within a dream moments.
I could hear myself (in that slow motion, under water voice) saying "It's the Nautilus!"
As I'm reaching for my phone with one hand to snap a photo and simultaneously text all my Nautilus friends I yank hard on the wheel with the other hand and everyone in the car shouts, "Nooooo!" Apparently, I was being an un-safe driver. Like that's a thing here is Central Florida.
I did hit the breaks, in hopes of pulling an "allegedly" illegal u-turn, when the Disney bus behind me actually starts honking. You know everyone on the bus is like, "It's the Nautilus! Bus driver, turns us around. Turn us around! Follow that submarine!"
As for all you skeptics who are like, "Hey Mr. Toad. That's impossible. Submarines can't drive on roads." True. It was sitting on a flat bed, being hauled by a semi. I was so focused on the Nautilus, I didn't think to check out who was driving. I literally could have found (captain) Nemo.
All I have are questions.
Why did they keep it?
Where did it come from?
Where is it going?
Why are they moving it around?
It's headed to AK, are they going to put it River's Of Light?
(who wouldn't love to watch the Nautilus sink a few floats?)
And why for the love of Pete, did they not have the decency to cover it up? Thanks to extensive therapy sessions, I was finally over that attraction. Seeing and now knowing that the Nautilus still lives, all the memories have come flooding back. (drum, cymbal crash)
What's next?
Watching them drive Dream Finder around the World?
Where's my laser disc copy of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. (yes, I have one. no the player doesn't work)