Name Change! What's Yours?

[HeDiedxILive]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants",
by
Dave Pilkey.

”The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day...”

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

A = stinky
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
J = poopsie
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = falafel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = bubble
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = burger
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice


For example, George W. Bush's new name would be: Goober Chickenshorts.



I am Buttercup Girdlebuns!

What's yours?

 

[Babyjustrun]

Booger BananaSniffer

I remember those books.
That's what we used to read in like grade 3.

 

[CrazyChik]

eerrmmm i have 3 varietions so first one usuing my real ful name(YUK):

Fluffy BurgerPants

next one using nickname:

Loopy BurgerPants
and using the name you know me as(Hazzi)

Zsa-Zsa BurgerPants

 

[VolleyballQt07]

chim-chim toiletbuns

 

[potcislove]

Stink Cootiebrains.

Doesn't get much better than that.

 

[Mickey1122]

Stinky Barfmouth

 

[Loves Disney]

Chim-chim Burgersniffer

Oh God... lol.

 

[polysisterchick]

buttercup girdlebuns


... no comment

 

[kaysiefacey]

dinky burgerchunks.

 

[Narnian_Princess]

I seem to be:

Buttercup Diaper-Lips.

Sounds like I have a potty-mouth. (How can that be? Lol, I've never said a 'real' bad word in my life... only substitutes!)

 

[VolleyballQt07]

VOLLEYBALLQT07:

L=booger A=diaper T=sniffer.]

booger diapersniffer..........

or chim-chim toiletbuns..........

which one is better?

 

[buffalogirl]

As I was reading the new posts on the DIS, my DS comes into the room and

tells me his new name is "Stinky Lizardhead". He's holding the Dav Pilkey

book referenced in this thread ! Too funny!!

 

[CrazyChik]

after brits great idea:

crazy chik

a and h and k so:

stinky wafflebutt

which is better

stinky wafflebutt

or

Zsa-zsa burgerpants

 

[Sparx]

real name::
crusty wafflemouth

Screen name::
stinky gizzardhumperdinck

...

 

[JackSparrow0791]

crusty chickenface

 

[Starfire]

mines Buttercupdiaper shorts

 

[CASTAWAYCAYCUTIE]

Real Name-

Falafel Diapershorts


Screen Name-

Stinky Pizzasniffer



Yep. I shall be always and forever named Stinky Pizzasniffer!

 

[marypops!]

i am only Goober Diaper since i only have 3 letters in my last name...

woohoo go me unless i use my middle name instead (as the last part) then it's Goober DiaperLips sounds... interesting...

 

[MissPotatoHead]

Hah...wow. Guys I'll do this later bc I am busy. You'll see my post later!!

- steph -

 

[ILuvTink1123]

Loopy Diaperhead