Naked Man VS Alligator

[jodifla]

So the gator gets killed for doing what comes naturally when some stupid ******* high on crack goes into the water.

Something about that doesn't seem fair to the gator.

Once gators start thinking they can use humans as food, it's time to get rid of that gator.

 

[Evil Genius]

I had to laugh at the sheriff that they showed on CNN. He said "The man was naked. He didn't even have socks on!" Like that would have made a difference.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

So apparently neither the man nor the gator know how to say no to crack.

 

[MosMom]

I think it was God's gentle way of nudging this man towards sobriety.

 

[rcraw45425]

Umm this was in a middle of a swamp, so no spotlights. They did call in the Sheriff's Office Helicopter to try and get some light. Those deputies were quite brave. I hope they don't have to deal with guy in another manner someday.

Sorry, the article I read said lake, not swamp. I feel for the guys that had to go in there. I sure wouldn't want to do it.

 

[Evil Genius]

I think it was God's gentle way of nudging this man towards sobriety.

That's a pretty big nudge!!

 

[Kitty 34]

Poor gator.

 

[Disney Doll]

Once gators start thinking they can use humans as food, it's time to get rid of that gator.

I would agree with you if the gator had chased him across his front lawn and pinned him down.

But when some drug-crazed crackhead goes naked into a body of water in Florida...sorry...the gator is doing what comes naturally.

 

[DawnCt1]

Naked and fighting with a gator? He's lucky his arm was his only loss!

BACK away from the CRACK!!

i think he lost the crack pipe too. i wonder which one he will miss more?

 

[DawnCt1]

Once gators start thinking they can use humans as food, it's time to get rid of that gator.

i agree. a gator that large and that close to peoples homes is a nuisance.

 

[arminnie]

Was this guy after some gator love or something or did the gator get the guy's clothes off?

I really laughed over that mental picture.

 

[eclectics]

I had to laugh at the sheriff that they showed on CNN. He said "The man was naked. He didn't even have socks on!" Like that would have made a difference.

Actually, I would think dirty, smelly socks would probably appeal to a hungry gator! Kinda like seasoning.

 

[Pop Daddy]

A naked man was found today in Lakeland FL in the jaws of a gator. He has lost his left arm, his right arm and lower torso are chewed up. .

wow, it made it

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

And this is one of the many reasons crack is wack. You may end up naked in the jaws of an alligator. I think that's pretty good incentive to stay away from that stuff

 

[lovethattink]

Sorry, the article I read said lake, not swamp. I feel for the guys that had to go in there. I sure wouldn't want to do it.

Lake Parker is a lake, . As you get to the water's edge it is swampy. My dad often rides his bike around the lake. He says he sees big gators there all the time.

I'm watching the Tampa news right now. Say that the Sheriff want to hold a more open gator season this year. Instead of the 2 gator limit, he wants it expanded. Says that Polk county has an over abundance of gators and more attacks are inevitable. http://www.abcactionnews.com/video/news/2006/11/1130gators.shtml

 

[twinklebug]

wow, it made it

What are you saying Pop Daddy? Are you missing a limb by any chance?

Personally, I think it's a shame that natural selection didn't cause the aligator to chomp down on another appendage of this crack addict so that he won't be able to reproduce and pass on the tradition of skinny dipping with gators while cracked up.

 

[rcraw45425]

We live south of Atlanta, the Chattahoochee RIver is a big part of Columbus, recreation, fishing, etc. Years back, I remember being on a boat when I worked for a Paper Company. I was in the Technical Dept, we had (were forced ) to drive up and down the river in swim suits (yeah, we were females straight out of college )collecting river samples to check for oxygen levels, contaminents, etc. Really tough job .One day we pulled up at one of our stops and I looked over on the bank at this massive downed tree. You guessed it, the tree suddenly moved straight into the water headed at our speed boat. This was a 20 foot Chris Craft ski boat and I kid you not, that gator was half the length of the boat. Needless to say, we skipped that sample and caught it on the return trip upriver.

 

[FSUGrad97]

Umm this was in a middle of a swamp, so no spotlights. They did call in the Sheriff's Office Helicopter to try and get some light. Those deputies were quite brave. I hope they don't have to deal with guy in another manner someday.

He was in Lake Parker, which is a large lake in North Lakeland.

 

[Mumbling Jumba]

Actually, I would think dirty, smelly socks would probably appeal to a hungry gator! Kinda like seasoning.

 

[LisaNJ25]

Guess he never heard that crack kill