This was on the news the other night. The highest calorie restaurant foods.
* Dennys Fried Cheese Melt: In the chains own words, it is four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. And in the chains own numbers, this cheesy collision, with its side of French fries and marinara sauce, has 1,260 calories and 21 grams of saturated fat (a full days worth), and 3,010 mg of sodium (two days worth). The possibilities are wide open, says Dennys. Theyre wide, all right, says Nutrition Action. Eating this meal is like eating two Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pepperoni Pizzas.Cheesecake Factory Farmhouse Burger
* The Cheesecake Factory Farmhouse Cheeseburger: This burger is topped with grilled smoked pork belly cheddar cheese, onions, lettuce, tomato, mayo and a fried egg. Red Robin, Dennys and IHOP have similarly embraced the idea of topping burgers with eggs. But to take the spotlight, this Factory-farmed burger boasts 1,530 calories and 36 grams of saturated fat topped with 3,210 milligrams of sodium. Thats assuming you just eat the burger: French fries bring an additional 460 calories and 1,460 mg of sodium. Eating this would be the equivalent of eating three McDonalds Quarter Pounders with cheese. Add another Quarter Pounder with cheese if you eat the side order of fries.
* Cold Stone Creamery PB&C Shake: Even people accustomed to 1,500-calorie burgers wouldnt expect 2,000-calorie shakes. A 24-oz. Gotta Have It size shake of peanut butter, chocolate ice cream, and milk has a days calories (2,010) and three and a half days worth of saturated fat (68 grams). Cold Stones Web site says, without a whiff of irony, Your Health Just as Important as Taste. One large Cold Stone Creamery PB&C Shake is like drinking two 16-oz. T-bone steaks plus a buttered baked potato.
* Applebees Provolone-Stuffed Meatballs With Fettuccine: Spaghetti with meatballs was never diet food. But Applebees stuffs provolone cheese into these meatballs and simultaneously tops the underlying fettuccine with a marinara sauce and a Parmesan cream sauce. With a piece of garlic bread, the four cups of pasta, two sauces, and cheese-injected meatballs deliver 1,520 calories, 43 grams of saturated fat (two days worth), and 3,700 mg of sodium (more than two days worth). Its like eating two of Applebees 12-oz. Ribeye Steaks plus a side of Garlic Mashed Potatoes.
* The Cheesecake Factory Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake: Why stop at a slice of red velvet cake when you can top it with a layer of cheesecake, top that with another layer of red velvet cake, and top that with another layer of cheesecake? And then top that with cream cheese frosting, chocolate shavings, and a small silo of whipped cream? Weighing in at three-quarters of a pound, this dessert packs 1,540 calories and 59 grams of saturated fat (three days worth). Eating one slice of the Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake is like eating one Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pepperoni Pizza plus two Quarter Pounders with cheese except the cake has an additional days worth of saturated fat.
I was disappointed to see the red velvet cheesecake on this list. I love that.
I take that back!!!! 
Hey now, you could deep fry an old boot and it'd taste good!
