Funny car story, that happened to a friend back in my high school days.
A big group of us were at the lake late one night. ( remote area, only the light of a campfire near by.) A girl friend was in a panic because she had locked her keys in the car. Yes, the doors were locked. The group was trying everything to get the door opened. Then someone went to the other side of the car, where the window was rolled down!
Well, there's really no "tax" part of the stupid with that, but I'll play.
I worked in a grocery store in high school. Store closed at 11 and I finished up until 11:15. Always had to have the night crew manager come unlock the doors to let me out and they were then locked as I was the last to leave. I walk up through the entire parking lot to my car, reach in my pocket and there's no keys. There they are dangling from the ignition. Window is cracked down about half an inch. No problem, I've done it before, I'll do it again with a coat hanger.
Back to the store I hike. I pound on the front doors for 15 minutes before someone hears me. They let me in and I tell them I'll be right back, just have to get something. I get back to the front, manager locked the doors and disappeared again. I call him up on the phone system and he'll be "right up." His "right up" is about 25 minutes. Finally he lets me out and off I hike back up to my car.
I get to my car, straighten out the coat hanger, fish it through the window and just as I'm about to get a hold of the lock, I glance at the back door... Back door is unlocked. Over an hour for me to break into my car with the keys "unlocked in it", LOL.
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Another quick story, this is not a stupid tax, but a stupid bonus I guess it could be called. My wife and I are dating at the time. She has her car insurance to pay for and doesn't have the money for it. I'm broke because I'm trying to rid myself of a car I bought before meeting her that I could afford before driving an hour every day to see her. I had seen the condition of her checkbook so I know it is a mess. She has a letter from the insurance company that they are canceling her policy if not paid "immediately" and she is freaking out. I take her checkbook home with me and spend all night recalculating it. "Ah, honey, you're not broke, you have $900 in there."
To this day, she can not write the correct amounts in the checkbook. If she spends $53.89, it will be written as $58.39 or something. That's a good mistake, but it goes the opposite way too where she'll spend 26.34 and write 23.64. Drives me crazy sometimes.