My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes.

[Hoodie]

Assk me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the country, bees are in the spring.
Miss Lucy's in the park kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark!

Does that sound right?

Dark is like the movies,
The movie's like a show,
A show is on the TV set and that is how I know all this!

 

[Disney Ella]

LOVED THAT ONE...can't remember how it ended was it...get out you crazy doctor, get out you crazy nurse get out u silly lady with the alligator purse????

Mumps, said the doctor. Measles, said the nurse. Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse.

That's how our version ended.

 

[disykat]

Surely on the DIS we should be saying

Mickey Mouse built a house, how many bricks did he use?

 

[MushyMushy]

My favorite was always:

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to

hellll-oooperator give me number 9
if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the

behind the friderator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big fat ......

Etc, etc.

Anyone remember that one???

I remember it well because one of my best friends has been singing it to me for the past, ohhhhh 37 years or so. I could never remember the words myself.

My favorite was always:

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
contaminated birdy feet,
French fried eyeballs swimming in a poopy doop
And I forgot my spoon.

 

[marcyinPA]

Engine Engine number 9 going down the Chicago line, if the train should happen to wreck, do you want your money back?

I forgot about that one! LOL We used to say "if the train falls off the track, do you want your money back?"

 

[katlas&kids]

My favorite was always:

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to

hellll-oooperator give me number 9
if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the

behind the friderator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big fat ......

Etc, etc.

Anyone remember that one???

Ask me no more question, I'll tell you no more lies
This is what she said to me the day before she died!

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

She asked her mother, mother, mother for 50 cents, cents, cents.
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants jump over the fence, fence, fence.

they jumped so high, high, high
they reached the sky, sky, sky
and didn't come back, back, back,
til the fourth of July!!!

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear,
Turn around (turn around)
Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear,
Touch the ground (touch the ground)
Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear,
Tie your shoe (hit your shoe)
Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear,
How old are you?
1-2-3-4........... (etc)...

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

I taught my kids one potato two potato the other day, they had a blast!

They are rock paper scissors kids (the do this in line waiting for characters, we had the whole line for Donald doing it in December) but they loved one potato.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

LOVED THAT ONE...can't remember how it ended was it...get out you crazy doctor, get out you crazy nurse get out u silly lady with the alligator purse????

Assk me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the country, bees are in the spring.
Miss Lucy's in the park kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark!

Does that sound right?

Ask me no more question, I'll tell you no more lies
This is what she said to me the day before she died!

here is how ours went:

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to

hellll-oooperator give me number 9
if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the

behind the frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big fat ......

asss-k me no more questions
I'll tell you now more lies
the cows are in the meadows making chocolate pies

 

[Good Ol Gal]

how about the one where you did hand motions during it also

miss sue
miss sue
miss sue from alabama she wants to have a party
chica boom, boom, chica boom boom <shaking hips>

<something something something something >

mama's got the measles, papa's got the flu
I'm not getting it and neither are you (point at each other)

sitting at the table peeling my potatoes (pretend to sit and peel potatoes)

and then there's more but I can't remember it??

I do remember something to do with tic-tac-toe b/c you jumped up and down saying that part and crossed your legs.

 

[tarheel618]

My favorite was always:

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to

hellll-oooperator give me number 9
if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the

behind the friderator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big fat ......

Etc, etc.

Anyone remember that one???

I DO

 

[tchrrx]

My favorite was

Inky Pinky Ponky
Daddy bought a donkey
Donkey died, daddy cried
Inky Pinky Ponky

I had never heard this until we adopted our DD 5 years ago. She said this every time she had to make a decision. No idea who she learned it from, but it was cute.

Cinderella dressed in yellow was sung to me on the playground while I jumped rope with my 3rd graders. Apparently it's still popular. I don't like it though b/c by the time you get to counting doctors, I'm out! I'd rather just count my jumps nowadays so that it seems like I'm accomplishing something.

 

[Handbag Lady]

Do you want to know what is so weird? I am 41 and recently, my niece asked me about the hand-clap game. I don't even know what it is called, but...

I started it facing her and was able to do the whole thing.





How does that happen? I can't even remember the drive into work today.

 

[S. C.]

What ever color your mother bleeds she would get hit back twice as hard.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Anyone remember this?

Texaco, Texaco, over the hills to Mexico.
Do the kick and the split.
Turn around and touch the ground.
Get out of town. (then you jump out the jump rope while 2 friends keep swinging it).
Please come.....BACK. (jump back in)
Sit on a tack, OUCH!
Read a book, please don't look.
(continue jumping with eyes closed)
One, two, three, four...

 

[laurie31]

As in too young

The really sad thing is I remember all these lines but can't remember what comes after you choose your color blue or how many pieces of gum etc. Perhaps I've gotten too old

LOL!

After the color was chosen, it was spelled out: b-l-u-e and you are not it. Same for the number of pieces of gum.


Four pages, and no one's said Eeeny meenie miny mo?! LOL!!

I remember in 3rd grade we were told at school that we had to say "catch a TIGER by the toe," and not use the original offensive word any more.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

My eyes have seeing the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
We are going to hang the principal tomorrow afternoon.
Our truth is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And there wasn't no teacher anymore.


We used to sing this on the bus at the top of our lungs. Wonder how many years suspension a kid would get today for singing that.





Early one morning,
In the middle of the night.
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise.
Came and killed the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe my story is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too.


And no, I didn't have a violent childhood, or grow up to be a psychopath.

 

[dejr_8]

LOL!

After the color was chosen, it was spelled out: b-l-u-e and you are not it. Same for the number of pieces of gum.


Four pages, and no one's said Eeeny meenie miny mo?! LOL!!

I remember in 3rd grade we were told at school that we had to say "catch a TIGER by the toe," and not use the original offensive word any more.

Yep - I was thinking what we used to say

 

[tchrrx]

My eyes have seeing the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
We are going to hang the principal tomorrow afternoon.
Our truth is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And there wasn't no teacher anymore.


We used to sing this on the bus at the top of our lungs. Wonder how many years suspension a kid would get today for singing that.





Early one morning,
In the middle of the night.
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise.
Came and killed the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe my story is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too.


And no, I didn't have a violent childhood, or grow up to be a psychopath.

Are you sure you're not a psychopath? Those are crazy!