Raulandpinboy
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OMG I have teenage girls all over the place, somebody please shoot me!!!
Yes its spring break time in Florida, and where oh where do you think my granddaughters have gone to?
Cancun, or Daytona? Clearwater or the Caribbean? Nooooooo They came here, to our tiny little house.
Today was the first full blown day of my new book titled The day the teenage girls came back
Things were quiet here in Gotha; we had a simple life, simple friends, (hee hee pun intended) all was good, today as I awoke I found things a bit skewed, things were different and I knew the girls were here .
As I went into the mans domain the hall bathroom, I notice little things like hair products as far as the eye could see, I mean there is coloring stuff here to kill the eco system. There are things to add color, things to remove the color you just added, and thing to change the color you just removed. I could not get in the shower this morning as there were too many products in there, so I had to settle for the sink. I mean I have one hair thing Pert its shampoo and conditioner all in one, what I ask you is wrong with that?
The war of the toilet seat has begun, but now its three to one. Im doomed. They started attacking last night with why cant you men put the seat down when youre done? Last night the oldest fell in at three in the morning, I countered with dont you women ever look down before you sit???? I had to get up and play the human crane to pull her out.
Then the lowest blow of them all the once sacred holy place for the hanging of the holy underwear, the bathroom door knob was violated and defiled as I found pantyhose hanging in the sacred place. Oh the horror of it all. Ladies that is the place where we put it so it can get it steamed cleaned as we shower so its good for another day without washing We do it for you.
Then there is the call at 7:00am phone call from the power company as the symphony of blow dryers begins. The power meter was spinning so hard the wheel popped off and nearly took out a kid waiting for the school bus at the corner. FPL had to pull reserves from the north just to keep the lights on.
7:30am and its feeding time at Animal Kingdom (not a zoo) how can they eat so much and stay so %^#$*^%@ thin, I eat a bagel and gain 5Lbs. They eat enough to kill a rhino, and burn it off as they just stand up from the table. (I hate them)
Then there is the pulling the car out of the driveway, or as the neighborhood kids call it the look out its them period.
The final proof that they were here came when I got home today, I dont know if there is a way that the property is marked, or the house is tagged, but when I was 17 I dont recall a method that I had were I could tell when the old couple down the street had their teenage granddaughters visiting them, but I remember that I just knew, I dont know how but I knew. And still true today so does the entire neighborhood teenage boy population because I have had over half the neighborhood boys over to chat, they want to come in and ask me a questions about the future life car repair anything, until they find out the girls are out, then they need to leave but they will be back later????? How do they know???
So anyway my granddaughters are here for spring break. One week, so pray for me, and send some pixie dust my way huh I need it.
Yes its spring break time in Florida, and where oh where do you think my granddaughters have gone to?
Cancun, or Daytona? Clearwater or the Caribbean? Nooooooo They came here, to our tiny little house.
Today was the first full blown day of my new book titled The day the teenage girls came back
Things were quiet here in Gotha; we had a simple life, simple friends, (hee hee pun intended) all was good, today as I awoke I found things a bit skewed, things were different and I knew the girls were here .
As I went into the mans domain the hall bathroom, I notice little things like hair products as far as the eye could see, I mean there is coloring stuff here to kill the eco system. There are things to add color, things to remove the color you just added, and thing to change the color you just removed. I could not get in the shower this morning as there were too many products in there, so I had to settle for the sink. I mean I have one hair thing Pert its shampoo and conditioner all in one, what I ask you is wrong with that?
The war of the toilet seat has begun, but now its three to one. Im doomed. They started attacking last night with why cant you men put the seat down when youre done? Last night the oldest fell in at three in the morning, I countered with dont you women ever look down before you sit???? I had to get up and play the human crane to pull her out.
Then the lowest blow of them all the once sacred holy place for the hanging of the holy underwear, the bathroom door knob was violated and defiled as I found pantyhose hanging in the sacred place. Oh the horror of it all. Ladies that is the place where we put it so it can get it steamed cleaned as we shower so its good for another day without washing We do it for you.
Then there is the call at 7:00am phone call from the power company as the symphony of blow dryers begins. The power meter was spinning so hard the wheel popped off and nearly took out a kid waiting for the school bus at the corner. FPL had to pull reserves from the north just to keep the lights on.
7:30am and its feeding time at Animal Kingdom (not a zoo) how can they eat so much and stay so %^#$*^%@ thin, I eat a bagel and gain 5Lbs. They eat enough to kill a rhino, and burn it off as they just stand up from the table. (I hate them)
Then there is the pulling the car out of the driveway, or as the neighborhood kids call it the look out its them period.
The final proof that they were here came when I got home today, I dont know if there is a way that the property is marked, or the house is tagged, but when I was 17 I dont recall a method that I had were I could tell when the old couple down the street had their teenage granddaughters visiting them, but I remember that I just knew, I dont know how but I knew. And still true today so does the entire neighborhood teenage boy population because I have had over half the neighborhood boys over to chat, they want to come in and ask me a questions about the future life car repair anything, until they find out the girls are out, then they need to leave but they will be back later????? How do they know???
So anyway my granddaughters are here for spring break. One week, so pray for me, and send some pixie dust my way huh I need it.
