My Dinner Was Stolen!!!!

[zurgswife]

I had my 4 pork chops thawing on the griddle on top of my stove....I left at 3:45 to run the boys to Tennis then pick Kelley up at Lacrosse practice ....I returned home at 4:10....and the pork Chops were gone......but wait there was a sign.....white freezer paper all over my LAWN!!!!!!!!

DOES ANYBODY WANT A BEAGLE!!!!!!


She is tooo bad!!!!!

 

[CarolA]

This is TOO funny! Sorry about dinner!

 

[kejoda]

Ok I'll take her, at least she has been fed.















oh by the way April Fools!

 

[zurgswife]

yYeah.....April Fools........Right......

 

[nativetxn]

Oh, Kim, you scared me there for a minute. I was about to run over to the WISH board and round up a posse to apprehend this dinner rustler of yours

I would take that beagle but I have a dinner thief of my own in the house

 

[hercamore]

How did she get food off the stove? The mind boggles!

She must be a reallygood jumper!


My beagle has been driving me nuts lately. He has spring fever. Getting up at 5 a.m. and rolling on the carpet in the lr.

Having a good old time. Usualy he's sleeps in till we get up.


herc.

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

That's funny, zurgswife!

 

[zurgswife]

How she gets to the counter...if we don't turn our stool upside down she pushes it to the counter and climbs up.....guess what I forgot to do before I left....turn the stool over....

I can't even blame it on the kids....

 

[BarryHom]

Sorry, it was me. I was hiding in the bushes when I smelled some great pork chops. I drooled and drooled. When Zurgswife went to the bathroom, I snuck in and savagely ate the pork chops. I heard the toliet flush and I got scared. Frantically, I dropped the paper and bones in the lawn and put the beagle beside it with a big arrow and a letter saying "He ate the pork chops!" I could not avoid looking at the luscious Zurgswife's bum, I mean, pork chops!

 

[mickeyfan1]

you need a time out!

Kim, your dog needs to meet mine. She climbed up on a DR chair, then onto the table and ate an entire pound of Chocolate Covered Marzipan, at least she did share with her brother!

 

[Zurg]

Originally posted by zurgswife
DOES ANYBODY WANT A BEAGLE!!!!!!
She is tooo bad!!!!!

not me!

 

[hipporina]

TOO FUNNY! Sounds like something my bassett hound would do. She is always stealing things off the counter. Its a goos thing my mini dachsie is too short or she would get in on it too. One time she got Hershey kisses out of a shrink wrapped gift basket!!! Rotten, rotten doggies!!

 

[Marla Hellwig]

This is a true - I was doggie sitting - the dog ate the easter basket that was on top of the tv stand - and my wedding veil - which was in a bag on a shelf - needless to say - I never doggie sat that critter ever again

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

When I was growing up my family had a Great Dane. She was as sweet as can be but she could get into stuff. Once my mother had a full rack of baby back ribs soakin in a wet marinading in a pan on top of the counter. She had pushed it all the way to the back of the counter purposely.

When she came in to cook the ribs she found the tray was completely empty. No ribs, no marinade, no bones! The dog had eaten the whole thing. Boy was my mom pissed!

 

[hercamore]

Climbing on the stool?

The ONLY thing my dog will NOT climb on is the kitchen chairs. For that I am thankful.

Those little guys are so resourceful when food is involved.


herc.